BARUMaKAHIIMAGATA! QP&X: Scuffle Gazebo...
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Chaos Creator,
Posted on: 2009-09-02 16:52 in Forum Games
I'm confused!
I search through my pockets and place two paper clips and a ball of lint on the grid to summon Ghezzeus, King of Stuff!
sounds fun.
I Place 4 Top Ramen noodle Cups on the feild, thus summoning Ubergeek
Ghezzeus, King of Stuff advances two positions on the grid before I roll a 1D20 to see if I can summon another monster! I fail miserably 
Ubergeek gets a plus to all dice roll, He rolls to hit Thor, decides it's to risky, and goes to play Quake instead.
HA! You walked right into my trap vortex!
BLISTERING WINDS OF THE GOBI!
All of your monsters lose two hungry points, but advance sideways towards the spell hole!
I equip my ubergeek with D&D players handbook 4th edition, He now has a chance to negate the attack... its 20%, but its a chance
Noo! My monster only had 13 of those points
That's the monster my grandpa gave me you meanie!
Wait.
I give my monster some magical +8 earplugs before I activate my magic rune of the banshee!
All of your monsters spend 1D6 turns holding their ears due to the high pitched screams!
*Rolls, dice is decintigrated* Hold on, those are my joke dice
*ROlls, gets 4*
ahh crud.
Well, I place 5 signer cards on the table to summon heerno, the two headed deaf giant
*Sits on the grid and farts*
I summon the stink monster of butt crack! Bringing him into play causes all mosters on the field to retch for one turn.
I pull out a large stick and hit Folonius with it.
Folonious with an extra o. Phew, for a minute I thought you were trying to hit me
*Stink Monster advances and takes a dump on Chaos_Creators Banshee*
MUAHAHAHA Nothing can stop the stink!
D:
I activate time warp and go back in time to edit my last action to hit you with a stick.
I place three pudding cups on the grid to summon useless man, A card with only 1 of each hit point, and must be destroyed at the end of the turn
*Useless Man explodes, harming only himself*
......I have a pair and a deuce of spades. Does that count? *looks at weird grid*
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*gives Healix a token and some random chips* Use these!
Activates his magical powers to make Ghezzeus, King of Stuff absorb more stuff. Ghezzeus, King of Stuff increases in power by 4.
I end my move.
I tell the two headded deaf giant to attack but he doesnt hear me.
I summon The Signer and tell him to sign for the deaf giant to attack the space right next to him
The giant looses 1 brain point and everyone else looses one standing completely still point
*summons Princess Pudding and everyone loses one turn due to their awe*
*she then proceeds to take everyone's unicorns and rainbows*
D: noo I needed those rainbows now how will I summon Fancy the Famous Bard?
Use Skittles.
*rolls 2d10 and advances 14 spaces*
Okay, are we just making stuff up here? Or do we have to follow some Bakugan rule or something??
*Rolls lvl10 My Little Pony, takes everyone for ride 12 spaces forward. *
*Pony collapses under "Stink Bomb" (shakes fist at Folonius)*
*Pony Will come back stronger in next turn; as is part of plan*
(Okay, laugh now)
*eats skittles*
*Rolls 2D10 to figure out next move*
17!
*puts 4 blocks of cheese down and summons Dareeee the Cow monster.*
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Originally Posted by Early_Girl
Okay, are we just making stuff up here? Or do we have to follow some Bakugan rule or something??
*Rolls lvl10 My Little Pony, takes everyone for ride 12 spaces forward. * *Pony collapses under "Stink Bomb" (shakes fist at Folonius)* *Pony Will come back stronger in next turn; as is part of plan* (Okay, laugh now) |
you can't summon and move in the same turn D:
We're making it up as we go. Roll dice to figure out your move XDY is dice X is number of dice Y is sides per dice.
Thanks Chaos!! dice can be unlimited? you rolled 2 dice, that had 10 sides? how does that equal 17 ? and how does doing that figure out my move?
Thank you for helping silly old me, 
*eats ice cream in fear*
*Summons stronger , fiercer, Pony*
*is not moving, lol*
*Pudding Princess sets up fortress to stronghold the unicorns and rainbows, forfeiting any offensive maneuvers in favor of defensive strategies*
BARUMaKAHIIMAGATA QP&X: Scuffle Gazebo (pronounced Ba-ru-ma-ka-he-ma-ga-ta QP and times) is a game set in a far distant future where brave warriors (known as dawn scufflers) harness the power of the nanosec slinkys, ancient artifacts left behind by the pilgrims, and convert them into powerful monsters with which they duel!
(so pretty much we just play Calvinball, but like a card game, and we take it way too seriously)
I PLACE FOUR WIND SLINKYS ON THE GRID, THUS SUMMONING THOR, ROMEN GOD OF UTENSILS!