Reality vs City of Heroes
By
EU_Damz,
Posted on: 2009-08-30 24:17 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
I like the arson one 
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt
So miss please explain to me. You said that this villain kidnapped you form a high security facility. Then you just followed him around towards the entrance? Even when the police squad distracted him with that ambush? Do you think I am stupid or something? Tell us how long you are working for this... Grinning Spade person?
Lol brilliant 
So you borrowed the nuclear warhead from Warburg, used it in a public place to test it and you wonder why there arent any buses? I think you have your priorities misplaced sir!
Now for todays weather! There is sun all day and darkness during the night! Now for the 7 day forcast . . . . . sun all day and darkness during the night with a 20% chance of an alien invasion in your hometown, remember people to stock up on those merit badges when they come to town!
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
So much win ^^ can't think of any good ones myself, although it is 1 in the morning here 
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LOL the zombie one was the best
Its probably a good thing that only video game sprites are allowed in the City of Heroes games The game would be a LOT harder and less fun if people afflicted with that horrible disease known as reality were allowed in there
Hey Frank I was just thinking this warehouse is absolutely FILLED with boxes and crates How about we use one of the ones that DONT glow and make noise to hide all our important stuff? I know the boss is worried about not being able to find it ourselves.. but Im pretty sure I could remember where I put it.
Umm What are you doing? Im giving you my purse here take it But but why? Because you threatened to kill me if I didnt give it to you do you honestly think I believe keeping the ten bucks in there is worth risking my life? Okay Lady... you are SERIOUSLY creeping me out here just keep the thing okay?
Yeah, sure buddy Ill take influence for this piece of technology suuuuuure now if youre done being Captain Comedian why dont you fork over the ten large?
So, youre ready to train up to the next level huh? Excellent! Ill just set you up for every Tuesday and Thursday from 6pm to 8pm Once weve trained together for a few weeks Ill test you to see if youre ready Then, when you pass your leveling up test Ill send the paperwork to the Security Clearance Commission; theyll review it and you should get Security Clearance level two about 2 to 4 weeks later! Once again, congratulations!
Some heroes you people are! Ive watched at least fifty of you guys just walk over that little round piece of metal I know youre aware its there because most of you look down at it and one even said oh theres the badge! but you just walk on by without picking it up not picking up litter is as bad as putting it there in the first place I finally got tired of it and tossed it in that trash can over there What do you mean now you have to update Vidiot Maps?
A giant octopus?! Oh my goodness! This species must be the rarest on earth this may be the last of its kind! We have to protect it! What are you doing?! Dont fight it! Its endangered! Ill have a court injunction to shut down all water travel in Independence Port within the hour!
Ah, heres your problem right here The goofball what built dese War Walls done put the on/off switch right out in the open, see? I bet if you checked the security video youd see dem Rikti portin down right next to it to switch em off right before every invasion. I can re-wire this baby to a more secure location for ya in no time.
I tell ya Walter we could make millions! Think about it! No need for parachutes no need for air planes we got NO overhead at all! Its all pure profit! I swear the day I thought of setting up a sky diving school in the Shadow Shard was the best day of my life!
Eddie, check me on something here So were planning on setting fire to this building right? And were doing it now because theres a bank robbery going down and were using the robbery as cover. Okay, I got that part but Eddie.. you just set the bombs to go off in three minutes and were just standing here waiting dont you think we should leave? What do mean we have to wait until the hero gets here? Eddie your momma dropped you on your head as a child, didnt she?
Why is the sky turning red? Oh my Gawd! Zombies are springing up out of the ground! Is it the end of times? What does this mean?! Huh? Wait a second you mean to tell me that a hero got a new outfit and that caused a small zombie apocalypse? My goodness if Icon ever has a Going Out of Business Sale it may mean the end of humanity as we know it.
Heya! Im Morgan and Im the new manager of the Atlas Park AE Corps. I used to be the district manager of the entire east coast division of Chuck E. Cheese restaurants. You may have noticed a few changes under our new structure. For example; you will now be unable to redeem your tickets for inspirations, salvage or recipes however a thousand of the suckers WILL get you this lovely teddy bear wearing a pink heart tee shirt!
Serge . SERGE! Listen.. I know Im the new employee and all that but Im afraid this just flat-out isnt going to work for me. Whats the PROBLEM!? Listen, I am okay with designing robotic exoskeletons I can handle putting collars on giant bi-pedal wolf-things I can EVEN live with putting auras on people but I dont care if they bought the Science Booster or not.. there is no WAY I am qualified to perform sex-change operations!!
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw