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[The lyrics in this song are in no way intended to express my own opinions.. heck, it's a parody song!]
Dire Strait's Money for Nothing.
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Nah, this is my favourite so far. Well....my favourite that wasn't written by me. *nodnod*
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Young weed! There's no need to feel down,
I said, young weed, pull your roots from the ground.
I said, young weed, 'cause you grow in a town
there's no need to be unhappy.
Young weed, there's a way you can fight.
I said, young weed, come be a flowery knight.
You can join up, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to kill the humans.
It's fun to fight for the De-vor-ing Earth,
It's fun to fight for the De-vor-ing Earth.
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We need to rush this one to Cryptic and tell them it needs to be done as the next CoV Promotional Video. In fact, they should have had it out for those free trials they're handing out.
Disclaimer: The above may be humerous, or at least may be an attempt at humour. Try reading it that way.
Posts are OOC unless noted to be IC, or in an IC thread.
How about:
Oh I'm a Mastermind and I'm okay
Summon my zombies to come and play
I buff them up
I set them free
Then go to the lavatory
A F K is my message
While they all fight for me
(repeat by chorus)
I am a one-man army
Dark Servant and six pets
A Tortured Soul for aggro -
Corrupters get the debt!
To the tune of "Hammer to Fall" by Queen 
Here we stand
And here we fall
Those little devs don't seem to care at all
Scrappers, Blasters, Tanks and the rest
Cower in fear before the great nerf-fest
Oh, we can't waste no time at all
Those blasted villains have new power pools
It'll come to you as to us all
Cause we're just waiting for the nerf-bat to fall...
Please feel free to add verses/condemn me forever...
And here's one for the people who go on and on ENDLESSLY requesting motorcylce travel powers:
I want to ride a bicycle
I want to ride a bike
The animations will screw the game
But all you rest can take a hike!
You say n00b
I say prat
You say Hide
I say "Drat!"
I never saw your 'ssassin strike even tho I'm running Leadership!
You say <bleep>
I say stop
You say <bleep>
I'm <bleep>'d off
I cannot stand you insolence
Hear while I petition your sorry a*s*s*
All I wanna have is BICYCLE
BICYCLE
BICYCLE
I want to ride a...
Bicycle travel is coming our way
So forget all your extra RAM yeah
Bicycle travel will make your comp pay
But I couldn;t really care less
On your marks
Get set
BICYCLE travel
BICYCLE travel
BICYCLE travel
BICYCLE travel
All I wanna do is-
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And here's one for my favouritist ever people who flood the forums with...a particular question. You know the one I mean.
Anyone who correctly guesses the original song (before I record it and post it up) wins...I dunno. A cookie, and the passenger seat in the Milk Float 'O' Doom.
Issue Seven
Never knew how much I hated
People when they ask for help
I'm gonna run 'em down with a milk float
And squish them till I hear them yelp.
It's Issue Seven
I'm disgusted
Why don't people ever read.
Issue Seven!
Please release it
Peace and quiet's what I need.
You know there's gonna be a Freespec
You know stuff will end up Nerfed
So why the hell'd you keep on asking.
Ask once more and you'll get hurt.
It's Issue Seven
I'm disgusted
Why don't people ever read.
Issue Seven!
Please release it
Peace and quiet's what I need.
Everybody's on the forum
Asking when they all know.
I'm gonna take Statesman's Nerf bat
And shove it where the sun don't go.
Woah - load it up!
Weasel Boy loved Stasis
And Stasis, she loved him back
But when she asked 'bout Issue Seven
She turned around and he attacked
For Issue Seven.
I'm disgusted
Why don't people ever read.
Issue Seven!
Please release it
Peace and quiet's what I need.
Whoa
The questions all give me headaches
It will be here when it's here.
So sit down, shut up and stop whining.
Or I'll show you a cause for fear.
For Issue Seven.
I'm disgusted
Why don't people ever read.
Issue Seven!
Please release it
Peace and quiet's what I need.
Never knew how much I hated
People when they ask for help
I'm gonna run 'em down with a milk float
And squish them till I hear them yelp.
Or Issue Seven.
I'm disgusted
Why don't people ever read.
Issue Seven!
Please release it
Peace and quiet's what I need.
Peace and quiet's what I need.
Peace and quiet's what I need.
Peace and quiet's what I need.
When you said milkfloat, for some reason I started to think of Earnie, fastest milkman in the west... *Is scared now*
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When you said milkfloat, for some reason I started to think of Earnie, fastest milkman in the west... *Is scared now*
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Well, the original plan, which was handed to me, on a full moon by a crazy woman with danger in her eyes, was to drown them in full-fat milk. This way, however, makes me want to giggle like a mad man. I bet they're all Blasters/Scrappers asking the questions.
Because they're -squishies-. Geddit? Squishies? Because they'll all go SQUISH!
Heheheeheeheheeheheheeheheheheehheheheheheh.....yy esssssssssss.....
Ahem.
Anyway. No cookie for Z.
Issue Seven
Doc wins the thread, I reckon.
World of Jackcraft.
Re-post, but I thought it appropriate considering the snow atm 
O little town of Pa-ra-gon
How still we see thee lie
Whilst citizens in silence sleep
The heroes soar on by
Yet in thy dark streets lurketh
The villains for a fight
The pain and tears of all the years
Will be dished out tonight
For in Siren's they all appear
And gather to bat-tle
While mortals sleep, the heroes keep
Their watch on those evil
The Heroes stand together
Proclaim their battle-cries
They buy their IR Goh-ggg-les
And slowly scan the skies
How silently, how silently
The Stalkers gift is given!
The blade departs with mutant hearts
And fades as they're re-hidden.
The Squishies missed his coming,
And curse the Hide they're given,
Where Leadership will see him still,
The Heroes pile straight in.
O holy sh*t they've spotted us
Give us a heal, we pray
Cast End Aura and buff us up
Let's kick their a$$e today
The Blasters start their barrage
The Scrappers fight as well
TP to us, the silly wuss
They've gone! R-O-F-L
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Re-post, but I thought it appropriate considering the snow atm
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Snow, you say?
I was flicking through my failed song archives, and I came across this. I only have the first verse and chorus, but I recorded it anyway. And yes, that's my voice, and no, I haven't done anything to alter the tone, pitch, or whatever.
I Believe In A Thing Called Inf
Lyrics:
I can't believe
That that the tailor shop
Is so pricy
I gotta get a new costume
For the Beach party
Team with you
Team with me
On the way
We will get XP
I believe in a thing called Inf
We need it in the game to buy
Lots of things like clothes and stuff
If we don't have it we will die
I believe in a thing called Inf
You aggro 16 mobs
Some people say an alt is made out of mud
A blaster alt's made out of wild-fire blood.
Wild-fire blood and reckless elan,
A frame that's weak and an unerring aim.
Chorus: You aggro sixteen mobs
and what do you get?
Another door older
and deeper in debt.
Police-girl don't you call me
when they grab for your purse,
I owe my soul to a hospital nurse.
I was born one morning as the Rikti poured down.
I picked up my rifle and I walked into town.
I aggroed sixteen mobs of deep purple lost
And the team leader said "Well, now I am cross."
Chorus.
Born one morning already in pain.
Dying and Faceplant are my middle name
I was raised in the Hollows by an old Bertha gun
And no cautious leader's gonna ruin my fun.
Chorus.
Fire, are Milk Floats your new bag now?
It may be easier to catch up with you during your posts at any rate 
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Fire, are Milk Floats your new bag now?
It may be easier to catch up with you during your posts at any rate
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Yup. Although, admittedly, Pepsi Floats are more fun.
Since something I started working on has completely frozen, I may as well put up a song from it. See, a while ago (and I mean aaaages) I started putting together a musical, out of tribute songs. Since I'm pretty well versed on songs from musicals, I figured it wouldn't be that hard. And, to be honest, it wasn't, although the characterisations were killing me. This is the song which introduced the main character, Tim_Ocence. (Innocence, see?) - if you've ever seen the animated musical, Cat's Don't Dance, this is from the song "Danny's Arrival Song", which is sung by Scott "I don't want to be associated with Quantum Leap" Bakula.
Ever since I was a child,
I had a dream.
To wear spandex
And be a Superhero.
I bought a game
Installed it and now
Im in Atlas Park.
A big star on my back
Spandex up my [censored] crack.
You can be anything
If you want.
A Boulder man, or a Batman clone
I didnt say that.
This is my kind of game,
Its as clear as the nose on your faces
Now all it needs
Is just a place
Where we can meet
An maybe have a race!
Paragon!
There are many sights to see.
Maybe Ill hit Pocket D.
In Paragon.
Paragon!
Where the Heroes ignore me.
They just call me a Newbie
In Paragon.
Dig that guy.
Hes the first one I have seen to fly.
I think I saw him in a comic book,
If you know where to look.
Look at me!
Im gonna level up quickly
And then Ill turn into
The Guy To Be.
Just watch me!
(Tim walks around Atlas, getting ignored by people)
Paragon!
Where everyones the same
Where we pay to play this game.
Right here in Paragon.
Guns n' Roses Paradise City:
CHORUS x2
Take me down to paragon city
Where the trolls are green
And the heroines are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Just a villain livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy vahzilok to eat
I'll beat you at another time
Take it to the end of the sewers
Hover to fly
Or so they say
You gotta
Keep fightin' for the exp and inf
You know it's, it's all a gamble
When it's just a game
You treat it like a capitol crime
Everybody' doin' their time
CHORUS x2
Strapped in the chair of the doctors chamber
Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
Doctor Vahzilock say's it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see
Tell me that you're gonna believe
CHORUS x2
Atlas Park, Talos Island, Steel Canyon, The Hollows
The Statesman's been torn apart
Now he's a rogue island jester
With a broken heart
He said turn me around
And take me back to the start
I must be losing my mind
"Are you blind?!"
I've been nerfed a mllion times
CHORUS x4
I want to go
I want to know
Oh, won't you please take me home
Oh, look at me
I just got to fift-y
Oh, won't you please take me home
Take me down to paragon city
Where the trolls are green
And the heroines are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Take me down to paragon city
Where the trolls are green
And the heroines are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Take him down
Oh yeah
Beat him down
Oh, won't you please take me home
I want to see
Oh, look at me
Oh, i just hit fif-ty
I just got cee oh vee
Boy, I'm gonna be mean
Oh, oh take me home
Take me down to paragon city
Where the trolls are green
And the heroines are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
I want to go
I want to know
Oh, won't you please take me hooooooome
Baby
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And here's one for the people who go on and on ENDLESSLY requesting motorcylce travel powers:
I want to ride a bicycle
I want to ride a bike
The animations will screw the game
But all you rest can take a hike!
You say n00b
I say prat
You say Hide
I say "Drat!"
I never saw your 'ssassin strike even tho I'm running Leadership!
You say <bleep>
I say stop
You say <bleep>
I'm <bleep>'d off
I cannot stand you insolence
Hear while I petition your sorry a*s*s*
All I wanna have is BICYCLE
BICYCLE
BICYCLE
I want to ride a...
Bicycle travel is coming our way
So forget all your extra RAM yeah
Bicycle travel will make your comp pay
But I couldn;t really care less
On your marks
Get set
BICYCLE travel
BICYCLE travel
BICYCLE travel
BICYCLE travel
All I wanna do is-
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Penny Farthing Power set!
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I Believe In A Thing Called Inf
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Aww you're so kind
Retired - For Now
@Infernius - 50 Fire/Fire Tanker
AeoniX - 50 MA/Regen Scrapper
Syinf - 36 Katana/SR Scrapper
Proud Member Of The FORUMITES
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And the last one of the night, and of my nerfing ones, Pet Shop Boy's Always on My Mind.
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All three are class. This is my fav though.
*Edit : Read thru the rest now too. Nice going folks. At this rate we'll have a Top 40.