CoH/V Spoof songs!

Let's see some spoof songs, people. Here's one, Kaiser Chief's I Predict a Riot.

Watching the devs get nerfy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through forums is scary
It's not very sensible nerfings
A friend of a friend he got nerfed
He looked the wrong way at Statesman
Would never of happened to notice
An unnerfed power set

I predict a nerf
I predict a nerf
I predict a nerf
I predict a nerf

I tried to get a free respec
The man in a red name attacks me
He said that it was said before me
And wants to get threads a bit locky
Tanks scrabble round with no toggles on
To borrow some inf for a DO
If it wasn't for buffs they'd faceplant
they're not very sensible nerfings

[Chorus]

And if there's anybody left out there
They don't want to play in here
Watching the devs get nerfy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through forums is quite scary
It's not very sensible nerfings

[Chorus]

And if there's anybody left out there
They don't want to play in here

[Chorus]

Jamrioquai's Little L

There you were freaking out
Trying to get your build
Around the fact that
I nerfed you and
Tanking is dead
See how I'm trippin' out
'Cause you can't even see
What my vision really should be
Why does it have
To be like this
I can never tell
'Cause you make me
Nerf you, nerf you, baby
With a little "N"

There you were shouting out
Cracking up at alterations
Getting upset
In your diversifications
Screaming and hollerin'
How can Defence
Become so paper thin
You're playing so power-y
You're making me sweat
Just to nerf your resistance
I can't give you nothin' more
If you ain't takin' nerfin' from me
Don't you know that

You make me nerf you
Nerf you baby
With a little "N"
Why does it have
To be like this
I can never tell

Seems like you're
Stepping on the flaws
Of my patch notes
'Cause you make me nerf you
Nerf you, with a little "N"
You know
That's the way you
Make me nerf you, yeah

Why does it have
To be like this
I can never tell
'Cause you make me
Nerf you, nerf you, baby
With a little "N"

And the last one of the night, and of my nerfing ones, Pet Shop Boy's Always on My Mind.

Maybe I didn’t treat you quite as good as I should
Maybe I didn’t buff you quite as often as I could
Little fixes I should’ve said and done, I never took the time
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Maybe I didn’t reply to you all those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you, hard numbers 'bout the game
If I made you feel second best, I’m so sorry, I was blind
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your subscription hasn’t died
Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied
Satisfied

Little fixes I should’ve said and done, I never took the time
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your subscription hasn’t died
Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied

[You were always on my mind x6]

Maybe I didn’t treat you quite as good as I should
Maybe I didn’t buff you quite as often as I could
Maybe I didn’t reply you all those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you, hard numbers 'bout the game

(Maybe I didn’t buff you...)

...Taking a song and putting your own, CoH/CoV lyrics to it?

It'll never catch on.

And you said the same thing about the 'What do you look like' thread. Besides, it gives me a place to stick all the random brain twisting my mind does to songs when playing CoH.

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And you said the same thing about the 'What do you look like' thread. Besides, it gives me a place to stick all the random brain twisting my mind does to songs when playing CoH.

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Now all you need is a microphone and some backing tracks, and you'll be the female me. How d'ya like them apples?

Peeled and mushed up and put in apple pie. One last one for the night, yes, I said that before.

Soft Cell's Tainted Love.

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the debt that you drive into the exp bar of me
The exp we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my fight
For I stagger and stall and faceplant all night

(chorus)
Once I ran to late (I ran)
Now I'll run real soon
This twisted debt you've given
I repaid all the exp I could give you
Take my leveling and that's not nearly all
Oh... twisted debt
twisted debt

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
BF's make things right
You need to stop holding me tight
And you'll think exp is to pay
But I'm sorry I don't play that way

(chorus...)

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I hate you as you hurt leveling so
Now I'm going to quit my character and go
Twisted Debt, Twisted Debt (x2)
Faceplant my char, Twisted Debt (x2)
Twisted Debt (x3)

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Peeled and mushed up and put in apple pie.

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Delightful.

Here's one from me I never got around to recording.

Global Chat Handle
Set to "Hard To Handle"

Baby here I am
I'm standing in Paragon
And I see you all alone
With your tight spandex on

I got me a team to make
And I got some inf to trade
Maybe you and I, can work together
After that, my intrest'll fade

Boys coming round all level 50
If you ask me that looks shifty
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
Just tell me your global chat handle

Yes indeed.

Baby
Now actions speak louder than words
And certainly louder than text
I'm gonna make me a Warshade soon
What will you make next?
Your scrapper now, it kicks some [censored]
It's saves me most the time
And if I haven't told you lately
Girl you sure look fine.

Boys coming round all level 50
If you ask me that looks shifty
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
Just tell me your global chat handle

Baby here I am
I'm standing in Paragon
And I see you all alone
With your tight spandex on

Do a little dance, shake that [censored]
And flirt and you want to try
Meet me now in Pocket D
But I'm not that kinda guy

Boys coming round all level 40
Lookin at you like they wanna get naughty
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
Just tell me your global chat handle

(Break)

Boys coming round all level 30
Lookin at you like they wanna get dirty
Hey little thing, let me light your candle
Just tell me your global chat handle

Tell me now, I gotta have it!
Tell me now, I gotta have it!
I said
Tell me now, I gotta have it!
Tell me now, I gotta have it!

"I Believe I Can Fly"
Set to...believe it or not..."I Believe I Can Fly"

I used to think that I could not go on
Just walking around in Paragon
I unlocked Hover, and Teleport Foe
But travelling around was still so slow

I see you do it
Why can't I do it
If I get one more level
I'll fly straight through it

I believe I can fly
Or teleport right out of sight
I'll jump around from building tops
And you know I'll never stop

I can run really fast
You'll see a blur as you are passed
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Oh, I just want to fly

Well I was on the verge of breaking down
I took so long my team-mates had to frown
I smacked Frostfire down so many times
He'd long since given up his life of crime

I see you do it
Soon I can do it
If I get one more level
I'll soar right to it

I believe I can fly
Or teleport right out of sight
I'll jump around from building tops
And you know I'll never stop

I can run really fast
You'll see a blur as you are passed
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Oh, I just want to fly

Wait, I levelled up
Oh, whoa

I see you do it
Now I can do it
I've hit that level
It's time to prove it!

Oh, now I can fly
And teleport right out of sight
Maybe jump around from building tops
Watch me now, I'll never stop

I can run really fast
You'll see a blur as you are passed
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Oh, I just want to fly
I just want to fly
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly

Some crazy song by 'Hall an Oats' or something, in memory of The_Question.

Laser beam eyes, they're watchin' you!
They see your evvvveerrrryyyy mooooove
It's laser beam eyes, watchin' you!

PS he sang it on Teamspeak. Often.

And my own masterpiece, an interpretation of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme tune.

Go, go Scrapapocalypse
Go, go Scrapapocalypse
Go, go Scrapapocalypse
Mighty awesome ownage-wagon riders!

Go, go Scrapapocalypse
Go, go Scrapapocalypse
Go, go Scrapapocalypse
Mighty awesome ownage-wagon riders!

How do you pronounce "Scrapapocalypse"?

Scrap-apoc-alypse.

Really? I say it Scra-pa-poc-alypse.

You can say it however you want, really, but is it just me or the way you spelled it out and I did sound the exact same?

Scrapa...

Scro...


Ah, nuts to it.

Oh, and relating to songs? Nuff Said

Young weed! There's no need to feel down,
I said, young weed, pull your roots from the ground.
I said, young weed, 'cause you grow in a town
there's no need to be unhappy.

Young weed, there's a way you can fight.
I said, young weed, come be a flowery knight.
You can join up, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to kill the humans.

It's fun to fight for the De-vor-ing Earth,
It's fun to fight for the De-vor-ing Earth.

As I was jumping over the sooth black Kings Row housings
I met with the Paladin and a lorry he was crushing.
I first produced my rifle and I then produced my taser,
Saying "Cease and desist, sir" for he were a fearsome reaver.

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da,
watch fall the blaster-o, watch fall the blaster-o,
There's clockwork by the car.

I fir'd at his gearworks and it made a pretty jingling
I dreamt of inf and badges even as I were reloading.
He charged but I thought that another round would do him
But the devil take the clockwork for they never can die easy.

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da,
face-plant the blaster-o, face-plant the blaster-o,
By clockwork to the jaw.

Now there's some take delight in the levelling an' teaming
and others take delight in the roleplay and the scheming
but I take delight in the juice of the morphine
and courting pretty nurses in the IC unit shiny.

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da,
watch score the blaster-o, watch score the blaster-o,
Them's nurses in his car.

If there's something strange in your XP Bar
Who you gonna call?
Debtbusters!
If there's something purple and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Debtbusters!

I ain't afraid of no debt (x2)

If you're seeing trolls standing on your head
Who can you call?
Debtbusters!
An invisible mob has shot you dead
Oh, who you gonna call?
Debtbusters!

I ain't afraid of no debt (x2)

Who you gonna call?
Debtbusters!
If you're by your self, we can protect your health
Just call
Debtbusters!

I ain't afraid of no debt
I hear it likes the blasters
I ain't afraid of no debt
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
debtbusters!
Debt is growing fatter on a dose of Atta,
You'd better call
Debtbusters!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no debt (x2)

Don't get caught alone, oh no
Debtbusters!
When you enter that mission door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Debtbusters!
Ow!

Who you gonna call
Debtbusters!
{Repeat to fade}

And another...

Underground, Overground, Defendering Free,
The Dark Defenders of Paragon City are we.
Making good use of the powers we find,
Things that the everyday controllers leave behind.

Darkest Niiiiiiight,
We can remember the days when it wasn't an afterthoug,
With its massive debuff to.
Round up the mobs and reduce their accuracy!

D3s are organized, work as a team.
D3s are tidy and D3s are clean.
Underground, Overground, Defendering free,
The Dark Defenders of Paragon City are we!

People don't notice us, they never see,
Under their noses a D3 may be.
We defend by night and we defend by day,
Looking for mobs to scare away.

We're so incredibly, utterly devious
Making the most of our powersets.
Even Dark Pit and blackhole.
Lay down the debuffs and blasting the mobs untill we are out of blue,
Is what we do!

Underground, Overground, Defendering Free,
The Dark Defenders of Paragon City are we.
Making good use of the powers we find,
Things that the everyday controllers leave behind.

Considering our SG is called Debtbusters, I feel that's rather apt

Whomg new Scrapapocalypse theme song...

Scrapapocalypse...
Scrapapocalypse...
Scrapapocalypse, HELL YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother [censored] day yeah,
Scrapapocalypse, HELL YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Rangers your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Scrapapocalypse, HELL YEAH!
So lick my ownage-wagon, and suck on my Impale,
Scrapapocalypse, HELL YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

HELL YEAH!

Chives, HELL YEAH!
Blue Shadow, HELL YEAH!
Beowulf, HELL YEAH!
Midnight Agent, HELL YEAH!
Furys Edge, HELL YEAH!
Swift Fox, HELL YEAH!
Green Jet, HELL YEAH!
Captain USA, HELL YEAH! (Even though we never got those two in the damn thing...)

HELL YEAH!

Throw Spines, HELL YEAH!
Headsplitter, HELL YEAH!
Midnight Grasp, HELL YEAH!
Eagles Claw, HELL YEAH!
Golden Dragonfly, HELL YEAH!
Impale, HELL YEAH!
Super Reflex... (hell yeah)
Silent Edge
Jersey!

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Whomg new Scrapapocalypse theme song...

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Dang you, Hobo. Dang you to Heck(tm)
I dunno if I'm right about it, but this song goes by the melody to the Team America theme?

Even if I am wrong, and it's a different melody, that's the melody (with your lyrics) I have burned into my frontal brainlobe this very moment.

Dang you, Hobo.

Damn skippy it's Team America. :P

The post had waaay to many [censored] in it so I edited in 'HELL' instead of you know what.

[The lyrics in this song are in no way intended to express my own opinions.. heck, it's a parody song!]

Dire Strait's Money for Nothing.

I want my E-X-P....

Look at them PL'ers, that's the way they do it,
You get PL'ed for EXP
That ain't leveling, that's the way they do it,
Exp for nothing and your inf for free.


Now that ain't playin'
That's the way they do it
When other guys tell them that it's dumb.
But what do you know,
That's the way they do it
They're going through the levels
Whilst you're sitting on your bum
We gotta play through TF's
Hazard Zone Trials
We gotta play these Story Arcs
We gotta play these long TF's

See the fire tank with the Burn and the Dreck mish
Yeah buddy that's his build
That fire tank got his eight man team
That firetank he's level 50.

We gotta play through TF's
Hazard Zone Trials
We gotta play these Story Arcs
We gotta play these long TF's

They shoulda learned to play the game
They shoulda learned to play them sets
Look at that Warshade, she gone in stickin' to the Quantum
Man she could have some debt
And he's up there, what's that ? Hovering noises ?
Flyin' without slotting like a level six.
That ain't levelin' that's the way they do it
Exp for nothing and your inf for free.

We gotta play through TF's
Hazard Zone Trials
We gotta play these Story Arcs
We gotta play these long TF's

Now that ain't levelin' that's the way they do it
You get the PL for the Exp
That ain't levelin' that's the way they do it
Exp for nothin' get your inf for free
Exp for nothin' get inf for free