haha! jingle bells was funny, great job on those carols!
I am the Blaster, I have filled the role of Tank, Controller and Defender
Sometimes all at once.
Union EU player! Pip pip, tally ho, top hats and tea etc etc
XD You're a bad man!
Class work
Don't ask me about joining Honourable United, I'm lazy. Ask Captain Cathode.
http://www.onthejazz.co.uk/honu/
"If I had a punch, I would so hit that guy." - Millenium (because drinking nail varnish remover is for real men)
lol, nice post 
Very good.
Excellent B. Nicely done
O little town of Pa-ra-gon
How still we see thee lie
Whilst citizens in silence sleep
The heroes soar on by
Yet in thy dark streets lurketh
The villains for a fight
The pain and tears of all the years
Will be dished out tonight
For in Siren's they all appear
And gather to bat-tle
While mortals sleep, the heroes keep
Their watch on those evil
The Heroes stand together
Proclaim their battle-cries
They buy their IR Goh-ggg-les
And slowly scan the skies
How silently, how silently
The Stalkers gift is given!
The blade departs with mutant hearts
And fades as they're re-hidden.
The Squishies missed his coming,
And curse the Hide they're given,
Where Leadership will see him still,
The Heroes pile straight in.
O holy sh*t they've spotted us
Give us a heal, we pray
Cast End Aura and buff us up
Let's kick their a$$e today
The Blasters start their barrage
The Scrappers fight as well
TP to us, the silly wuss
They've gone! R-O-F-L
Now THAT is hilarious. Especially the last verse
Danke! 
I bow down to you Weasel! Fantastic!
Yes indeed, as it's that time of year, I thought I might lead the way in some festive favourites given a good ol' "City of" twist. So, if your chestnuts are roasting on the fire and you have the decorations up, I present to you some carols, Paragon City Style!
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow,
In a Super Speed-y way,
O'er Atlas' Statue we go,
Laughing all the way!
Bells on jetpacks ring
Aura's glowing bright,
What fun it is to get drunk and sing
At PDP tonight!
Oh! Jingle Bells, Bridger Smells
Statesman nerfed the sleigh!
He wen't and took the reindeer off as Paragon couldn't affoard their pay - hey!
Jingle Bells, Rockjaw Smells
Midoh flew away!
When Amboss went and found he'd spent
One Million Influence away!
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We Wish You a Villanous Christmas
We wish you a Villanous Christmas,
We Wish you a Villanous Christmas,
We Wish you a Villanous Christmas,
As we fill you with fear!
In Bloody Bay we will bring,
Pets to do the MM's bid-ding
We wish you a Villainous Christmas
And we'll fill you with fear!
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Silent Night
Silent Night,
Stalker's Night
Dominators are calm,
MasterMind's are bright
Round yon Brute angry and wild
Holy corruptor attacks from a mile
I choose a Stalker for me-eeeee
Mainly 'cause they're good in PvP
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Lord Arachnos is Coming to Town
You'd better get out,
You'd better have SO-slotted fly!
You'd better not have any debt, I'm telling you why,
Lord Arachnos is comin' to town!
He's making his list,
He's checking it twice,
Doesn't really care if your Tanker is fire or ice,
Lord Arachnos is coming to town!
He sees you when you're in Warburg,
He knows if you're in Bloody Bay,
He knows if you're in Siren's Call
So call States for goodness sake!
Run as fast as you can,
Get your heros to flee,
You ain't gonna like it if you're PvP
Lord Arachnos is comin' to town!
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I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas,
Just like the ones with the Winter Lords!
Where the Crash Site glistens,
And heroes listen
To hear, Hamidon go down in the snow, the snow!
May your dings be merry and bright!
And may Statesman never nerf your flight!
-Enjoy! I might think of more later