I'll let a slave answer that.
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Please, Edge, the only creative work on this thread can be work insulting Chives.
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Chivesy-wivesy-ives, Why Are You Stupid? We really really hate you.
Chivesy-wivesy-ives, Why Are You Stupid? We need you to stop being a moron.
Come on Chivesy-wivesy, I see you... pretending your odour isn't reminiscent of a sewer
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, that you live in your own filth.
You know we got a mystery to solve, just why is Chives such a chump?
[Chives] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Please go away!
And Chives if you come through
we hope you have yourself a heart attack!
That's a fact!
Chivesy-wivesy-ives, There You Are. You're stinky and your ugly.
If we can count on you Chivesy-Wives, We know you'll act like an idiot.
Chives, the silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh
Chives, the silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Chives, the silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Chives gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when Chives roared out his name. oh!
Chives, the silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Chives, the silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
Chives, silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Chives, the silly scrapper lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
Okay that was like the total bestest best thing ever.
Even this slave 
looked like 
for a while.
Could be a bit more insulting Edge... I'll work something up and show you how to insult Chives tomorrow.
Question for the night to ponder:
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Trick question. Members of Scrapapocalypse are completely shaven to make them more aerodynamic.
And what's with all the mindless singing?
Oh Jersey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Jersey!
*Clap Clap*
Hey Jersey!
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Please, Edge, the only creative work on this thread can be work insulting Chives.
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Chivesy-wivesy-ives, Why Are You Stupid? We really really hate you.
Chivesy-wivesy-ives, Why Are You Stupid? We need you to stop being a moron.
Come on Chivesy-wivesy, I see you... pretending your odour isn't reminiscent of a sewer
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, that you live in your own filth.
You know we got a mystery to solve, just why is Chives such a chump?
[Chives] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Please go away!
And Chives if you come through
we hope you have yourself a heart attack!
That's a fact!
Chivesy-wivesy-ives, There You Are. You're stinky and your ugly.
If we can count on you Chivesy-Wives, We know you'll act like an idiot.
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I think you shold submit that in the creative forum. Maybe you'll get another creative genius award!
Can anyone join in the chives bashing ?
It's just that I have a bone to pick with him for attacking a poor defensless Blaster who was hovering over a beach last week whilst the blaster was sufferring intermittent lag problems.
oh and I could throw in a couple of insults for the rest of Crapapocalypse too for good measure, starting with Midnight Agent and his pink short-shorts ?
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oh and I could throw in a couple of insults for the rest of Crapapocalypse too for good measure, starting with Midnight Agent and his pink short-shorts ?
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No, because you suck.
A philosophical dilemma for you to ponder:
Harry has three apples. If he gives an apple to Sally, how many apples does he have left?
Think about it.
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It's just that I have a bone to pick with him for attacking a poor defensless Blaster who was hovering over a beach last week whilst the blaster was sufferring intermittent lag problems.
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Why were you in a pvp zone if you were having lag problems?
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It's just that I have a bone to pick with him for attacking a poor defensless Blaster who was hovering over a beach last week whilst the blaster was sufferring intermittent lag problems.
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Why were you in a pvp zone if you were having lag problems?
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I don't get massive in game lag problems unless I'm on the beach, long loading times but not massive lag, the beach however is lag hell as soon as more than 15 people are there.
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I don't get massive in game lag problems unless I'm on the beach, long loading times but not massive lag, the beach however is lag hell as soon as more than 15 people are there.
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Then turn down your graphics settings before you PvP. I have to.
seriously, what do you expect, someone to send you tells before they attack you to ensure your not lagging? You Rangers were attacking me the other day: I could have been lagging. No-one bothered to ask.
You step into an open PvP zone, your going to get attacked. Suck it up, or go to a PvE zone where you can't be attacked by fellow Heroes. Or try out a zone where you can't be attacked by Heroes, Bloody Bay is fun too.
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A philosophical dilemma for you to ponder:
Harry has three apples. If he gives an apple to Sally, how many apples does he have left?
Think about it.
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Im still thinking...
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A philosophical dilemma for you to ponder:
Harry has three apples. If he gives an apple to Sally, how many apples does he have left?
Think about it.
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Im still thinking...
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If you go to leave the room, then turn around at the last possible second I'll be compelled to tell you the answer even though your flimsy evidence wouldn't hold up in a court of law.
(Shambles off towards door, pauses, turns around, shambollically...)
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(Shambles off towards door, pauses, turns around, shambollically...)
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Okay, its two apples! Are you happy now Inspector? I took Sallys apple, then shot her and hid her in that abandonded quarry. Youve got no prints or the murder weapon, but seeing as Im the only other established actor in this show I must be guilty. By the way, I hope you taped this confession because I could deny the whole thing and just get off scott free. In fact, I might just kill you, Jim Rockford, Dr. Quincy, The Hart Foundation, Mrs. She Wrote, Dick van [censored] and Magnum PI and then no-one will ever catch me!
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Damn it, and I thought it was Chives all along.
(Roll credits)
Dick Van [censored]? Ah the irony of censorship...
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(Roll credits)
Dick Van [censored]? Ah the irony of censorship...
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I like Diagnosis Murder, but it was better with Scott Baio. Its not just Joany who loves Chachi.
I was doing some door missions as I was lvl 39 and had run out of contact given ones...
I don't remember complaining about it, just that I had a bone to pick with the bugger that ganked me is all.
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I was doing some door missions as I was lvl 39 and had run out of contact given ones...
I don't remember complaining about it, just that I had a bone to pick with the bugger that ganked me is all.
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I got shot by a Blaster when I was having lag issues. I didn't say I was having lag issues, had no visible warning that told people I had lag issues and anyone who attacked me had no conceivable way of knowing I had lag issues.
This was of course ganking.
Yeesh, suck it up and go somewhere else if you can't trust your PC. Theres plenty of content that doesn't cause you to call someone names just because they beat you.
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the bugger that ganked me
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For distinction in a PvP zone, I hereby award Chives with the Scrapapocalypse Golden Witches Hat. God bless his ganking, and all those who gank alongside him!
Keep living the dream.
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Chives'-Little-Poo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now.
Chives'-Little-Poo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now.
Come on Chives'-Poo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.
You know we got a mystery to solve, so Chives' Poo be ready for your act.
[Chives' Poo] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Don't hold back!
And Chives' Poo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!
Chives'-Little-Poo, here Are You. You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you Chives' Poo, I know you'll catch that villian.
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Please, Edge, the only creative work on this thread can be work insulting Chives.
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Better?