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Oh snap!! I'm so late, and so fired, but HBD anyways 
Hope it was a good one Cobalt.
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The HBD period is over, it is now...
THE ROAST OF COBALT! That's right, everyone makes fun of him, no consequences or guilt. Have at it.
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You are so kicked from BMT 
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Anyways.....
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
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Oh snap!! I'm so late, and so fired, but HBD anyways Hope it was a good one Cobalt.
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The HBD period is over, it is now...
THE ROAST OF COBALT! That's right, everyone makes fun of him, no consequences or guilt. Have at it.
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I thought that was what we were already doing...
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Yes I am aware, but some people are still stuck in the "HBD phase" of this thread.
MIYLAM!
[u]Scout-Leader Azurean: Part Three![u]
"Mr. Azurean, this is an outrage!" The other scout-leaders had heard about what happened in the woods, and Head Scout-Leader Mr. Johnson called a meeting together to decide how to handle the situation.
"Just so long as it isn't an Outbreak, Mr. Johnson. Then we'd have real problems." Cobalt looked around the room to ensure they all understood the severity of drugged up criminals rampaging through the streets. They all seemed so unimpressed, however. Are they secretly heroes too? he thought.
"You injured four of our kids with your improvised trap mines, you beat one with a stick because you quote 'thought he was a homeless guy', and what's this I hear about you owning a flamethrower? Are you insane?!?"
"No, Mr. Johnson. I do what I must to protect people from evil. Sometimes that means collateral damage. I can't tell you how many abandoned warehouses I've been in that were just chock-full of homeless. If you know of a time when a flamethrower could be put to better use than that, I'd like to hear it." Everyone in the room performed the facepalm emote.
"I don't think we have a choice here but to press charges, Cobalt. There's gonna be some angry parents once word about this gets out, and Boy Scouts of America doesn't need this type of publicity."
"Press charges?" A fellow scout-leader interrupted, "That's a little harsh don't you think?"
"No. No I don't think that's harsh. I think harsh would be killing him here so he can't hurt anyone else. I don't wanna go to jail so I'm just going to have the police handle it."
"You don't want to go to jail, hmm?" The unnamed scout leader said suggestively while glancing at Cobalt.
"Doesn't want to go to jail? He must have done something wrong..." Said Scout-Leader Azurean.
"What's going on?" Mr. Johnson stepped back slowly, the tension in his voice rising with every word, "What are you talking about?"
"He tried to frame you, Blue Man. Set you up to send you to prison. You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think I am, Witty. He's an agent of Nemesis, carrying out one of the many devious schemes that mastermind has put into action."
The two valiant heroes glanced at eachother once more, the secretive Librarian-turned-Scout-Leader giving a signaling nod to his blue partner. Cobalt pulled out his M4, the super-soaker full of napalm still attached, and prepared for the fight of their lives. Witty realized that he hadn't come prepared with any powersets.
"Uh, uh, let's see, uh, oh! Fire Scrapper!" Witty picked up old scout-leader Worthington's walking stick and Cobalt set it ablaze with his flame thrower. Witty waved it around, the flaming napalm goo splatting in different places around the room and spreading the fire. Everyone else ran from the room, leaving Mr. Johnson to his new friends.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd that's all I have time for, my lunch break is over. I'm really running out of ideas so this will probably be the last edition of Scout-Leader Azurean.
Yes, yes. I was very late as usual. Just ask my static team, I'm rarely on time.
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Still got a job?
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
Hahaha, actually I'm a stay at home mom. So, yes I do still have a job... for another.... oh another, 10 years at least.
Slackers. We have to keep this thread alive until his next birthday. Yes, even after the forum change.
So how's life been since your birthday, Cobalt? Notice any changes?
He's noticed a few vagrant white hairs amungst the blue..
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
Vagrant?
New residents.
- Ping (@iltat, @Pinghole)
Don't take it personally if you think I was mean to you. I'm an ******* to everyone.
It's a penguin thing. Pingu FTW.
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Oh snap!! I'm so late, and so fired, but HBD anyways
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The HBD period is over, it is now...
THE ROAST OF COBALT! That's right, everyone makes fun of him, no consequences or guilt. Have at it.
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You are so kicked from BMT