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Wait, Shin, we need to find productive ways to keep this thread going, such as:
"I heard it wasn't really Cobalt at the computer all day for his birthday; in fact the real Cobalt was ____________" (fill in the blank with a word, sentence, or a whole story)
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In fact the real Cobalt was leading a boy scout troop.
"Mr. Azurean, that's thirty-seven merit badges today already. Can we PLEASE have lunch now? We're all hungry! Maybe just a juicebox?"
*Cobalt Sighs* "Very well, young scout. Sip 'em if you got 'em. But then get ready to count more butterflies and fish species."
"Mr. Azurean, I can't find the one you were talking about. I don't think there's a Crey Fish badge that we can get."
*Cobalt grins* "Oh, it's in there. It's in there, and we're gonna get it. If we're lucky we'll see the pirate ghost ship."
*All the kids light up* "Pirate Ghost Ship? Allright!"
*Cobalt reaches into his large backpack, starts pulling out a cache of VERY sharp axes* "Here are your temp powers. I trust no one took sands of Mu."
"What?"
"Anyways."
"Anyways what?"
"Shutup. I've never been a fan of AR, but I hot-glued this supersoaker full of napalm to an M-4. Does anyone have a lighter?"
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Meph wins the internet.
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Yesh
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True story.
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
Almost 2 hours of silence! Lets keep it going
What shite cans we disturrrb.. hmmm.
Global @Gender Poison
Imagine your RL Mug on your COH Mug on your Coffee Mug
What is this shite you speak of and how to I obtain its mystical properties
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What is this shite you speak of and how to I obtain its mystical properties
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Just reach down and pick it up. And if you /really/ want to have it's mystical properities, stick it in your mouth, 
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Just reach down and pick it up. And if you /really/ want to have it's mystical properities, stick it in your mouth,
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That's what she said?
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Just reach down and pick it up. And if you /really/ want to have it's mystical properities, stick it in your mouth,
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That's what she said?
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I hope not.
Get the paddles! STAT!
"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer
Working in the medical field I know you dont apply paddles to something that is so blue. Just call it dead
Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643
Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.
or frozen.
Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*
Or maybe it's in a gang.
Cult, rather.
I know what will do the trick....
[u]Scout-Master Azurean: Part Dos![u]
"Mr. Azurean, I still haven't seen a pirate ship. Are you sure we aren't lost?"
Cobalt let out a sigh. Obviously these children didn't know anything about the real world.
"I am positive you aren't Lost, cub scout. If you were, you'd have a television set where your skull is. That, and if you were I could cure you with THIS ." Scout-Master Azurean produced from his pack a marvelous, majestic object of which the likes had never been seen by such feeble-minded non-supers such as these scouts.
"It's....a stick."
"No, it's a wand. I can cure you of the lost disease. It has something to do with aliens, and if I cure enough Lost then I get to travel back in time and get my metallic skirt!"
"I have a GPS, can we please use it to find our way back to camp?" The blue man snatched the device from the cub scout's hand, pressing buttons vigorously and cursing that the programming didn't even include vidiotmaps.
"What is this Mapquest Bullhonkey?" He muttered feverishly.
"It's official. We're lost!" The shortest, fattest cubscout started to cry.
"Aha! That one's turning!" Cobalt dropped the GPS device leapt into the air with his stick-wand and whacked the portly scout on the head. The other scouts just stared, their jaws dropped. One started to pee on himself.
"Afraid of your destiny, villains? Now don't move, and I shall return you to your law-abiding selves! Heeyaaaah!"
All the kids ran different directions, screaming at the top of their lungs and disappearing into the forest as Cobalt blunted the portly cub scout's knee with his stick repeatedly.
"Stop, please, Scout-Master it hurts!"
"Get up, young scout, I think you're cured. Say, you might make a good tanker one day. Good resistances."
"Oh, thank God. Thank Jesus."
"Thank Mephisto," Cobalt said, "He's our Lord and Master."
"Okay, uh, whatever you say. Are we going to go find the others now and go back to camp?"
"Too late for that." Before the young scout could ask what his curiously blue scout-master meant, he heard an explosion followed by screams. Cobalt started to smile.
"Trip mine ftw."
OMG... Meph you are evil, but in a totally good way.
wow, Meph that just totally made my day, keep them coming 
My favorite line: "Cobalt dropped the GPS device leapt into the air with his stick-wand and whacked the portly scout on the head."
=O
Mephisto, I'm not sure how you did it, but you portrayed my image of cobalt dead on!
Oh man the BDay parties still going wish i had'nt passed out after all that spiked metamucil punch Cobalt was serving! What a mess!!!
Proud member of STARKINDRED
Barbarius Futuris
Anbraxas
Future Barbarian
Cobalt doesn't drink, he must be ready to moderate BMT at all times.
...does it count when I spike his drink?
Oh snap!! I'm so late, and so fired, but HBD anyways Hope it was a good one Cobalt.
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Oh snap!! I'm so late, and so fired, but HBD anyways Hope it was a good one Cobalt.
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The HBD period is over, it is now...
THE ROAST OF COBALT! That's right, everyone makes fun of him, no consequences or guilt. Have at it.
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Oh snap!! I'm so late, and so fired, but HBD anyways Hope it was a good one Cobalt.
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The HBD period is over, it is now...
THE ROAST OF COBALT! That's right, everyone makes fun of him, no consequences or guilt. Have at it.
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I thought that was what we were already doing...
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Wait, Shin, we need to find productive ways to keep this thread going, such as:
"I heard it wasn't really Cobalt at the computer all day for his birthday; in fact the real Cobalt was ____________" (fill in the blank with a word, sentence, or a whole story)
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In fact the real Cobalt was leading a boy scout troop.
"Mr. Azurean, that's thirty-seven merit badges today already. Can we PLEASE have lunch now? We're all hungry! Maybe just a juicebox?"
*Cobalt Sighs* "Very well, young scout. Sip 'em if you got 'em. But then get ready to count more butterflies and fish species."
"Mr. Azurean, I can't find the one you were talking about. I don't think there's a Crey Fish badge that we can get."
*Cobalt grins* "Oh, it's in there. It's in there, and we're gonna get it. If we're lucky we'll see the pirate ghost ship."
*All the kids light up* "Pirate Ghost Ship? Allright!"
*Cobalt reaches into his large backpack, starts pulling out a cache of VERY sharp axes* "Here are your temp powers. I trust no one took sands of Mu."
"What?"
"Anyways."
"Anyways what?"
"Shutup. I've never been a fan of AR, but I hot-glued this supersoaker full of napalm to an M-4. Does anyone have a lighter?"
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Meph wins the internet.
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Yesh