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Acid_Bath

 

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calling up Shu and Stella eh?


 

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There i was.... standing in the arena, amono y amono, 1 on 1, just me and that a^^hole on the other side.
The arena was silent, everyone was watching, the fight had begun...
Anxiousness and excitement had me gripped, but my cool was kept and i was ready to lay it all on the line.

Scrapper vs Tank, Electric armor vs Ice armor, who was the better and who would walk out a winner.

The ice tank attacks! throwing fossilize and following up with Knockout Blow and haymaker. The Scrapper is hardly phased, he turns his aggression on and attacked with Laser beam eyes, Barb swipe, and Impale.
Neither will give up ground and neither will give the other a chance.

10 minutes later....

Two of my attacks critical'd, hes at 3/4 health now, oh wait, he hits aid self.... now hes back to full health.

20 minutes later....

The arena and the fighters are exhausted, they've tried every combination of attacks possible and it renders the same effect.... useless....
I have to pee.... but it doesnt stop me from fighting this ice tank.
Oh look! i drained his end, now if i could just catch him...... nope, there he goes... hes gone

30 minutes later....

This **** is getting is serious.... nothing has happened.... i think maybe hes trying to win me out of a staring contest.... i dont know what is going to happen at this point... Luckily the ice tank has contact with the ring meister of this devious battle of attrition and the solution comes down to this.... "If you both exit now, we'll draw the winner out of a hat"... Well well.... the proof of real skillz in the arena finally comes down to this.... I say NEVA!!!

40 minutes later....

Im getting bored, this challenge has lost its luster, i long to rather run a Dr. Q task force with 7 flying Dark armor tanks.....
I still have to pee...
Ok, this is retarded, i decide to quit.... This ice tank has proven he can out last me at this game. Do i want to have someone pull the winner from a hat? **** that, i am not a name, im an arena legend, so no.... i will take my bow and drop....
GG notoriously slaxy ice tank.... GG

I Peed finally (in case you were wondering, i dont like cliffhangers either)

Let this be a lesson that if you ever run a 1 v 1, dont do it last man standing style.... we all have better things to do with our time.
Prior to this match i got put against a ss/elec tank which pretty much ended up the same way until he said "fightclub" i said ok. I hit my power surge, get him to a 1/4 health and he runs away to hit aid self and pop hit T9. so around minute 19 i guess (dont remember), my T9 dropped and i got punched in the face.

So like i said these were more bouts of attrition than actually pvp. I would of had more fun if i got killed in sudden death by brawl. But anywho, some pvp is better than no pvp, so i guess ill take it.


 

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In fairness my next 2 fights were pretty epic.


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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I should of joined for the lolz...not too often I get consecutive weekends off


 

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Wait...A Cult!!??!


 

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looks like dUmb GP has come down w/ a case of malware


 

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So...


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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Ohai guise.


@macskull, @Not Mac | XBL: macskull | Steam: macskull | Skype: macskull
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."

 

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sup d00ds


 

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*in her best Aussie accent*


G'day dUmb!

♥Gabz


Official Realtor of Infinity
The Highly Unlikelies - Victory PvP

Globally @Gabriella of Mercy
Paragon City Search & Rescue

 

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y halo thar!


Been a while. lol
Good to see some things on Infinity never change.
Any epic fights lately like the time Psoma killed a tanker with her Emp?


Stateman's Watch, Integrity, UJL.
"I'm waiting for him to try an lead a Heaven's Gate styled mass PvP-zone suicide event... It'll be like Jones Town, but with less Kool-Aid and more Lemon Party"
- Reiraku

 

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Originally Posted by Killobot-5000 View Post
y halo thar!


Been a while. lol
Good to see some things on Infinity never change.
Any epic fights lately like the time Psoma killed a tanker with her Emp?
That never happened >.>


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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SOMEONE didn't get drafted by the dUmb team in the champion league...SOMEONE is a little disappointed (though Kara's on my team at least!)


 

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SOMEONE didn't get drafted by the dUmb team in the champion league...SOMEONE is a little disappointed (though Kara's on my team at least!)
I am not!


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it has gone from unconscionable to downright appalling that we have no way of measuring our characters' wetness.
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It's hard to beat the entertainment value of Whackjob Wednesdays.

 

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Originally Posted by doyler_ View Post
SOMEONE didn't get drafted by the dUmb team in the champion league...SOMEONE is a little disappointed (though Kara's on my team at least!)
Someone was surprised you were the first round pick! But nah we were surprised you and dawun both went first like that. Our plans were all sorts of foiled.

We did need an emp for our first round, since psoma is a pslacker, but after we saw the other first round picks we just started picking people at random.


 

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Also I can't go to the old dUmb site, since my anti virus says there is some sort of malicious script tied to it. Beware!


 

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I mean, my post was a bit on the sandbagging side, but I'm still doyler, so you shouldn't have been that surprised, but that still cuts be to the very core.

3rd overall? Sounds like I'm a sleeper pick :P


 

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I bought going rogue to mess around with all the new power combos but now everyone I know is gone. I miss you guys!