The Corner Store


catsi563

 

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Welcome to the Corner Store we've recently moved to a new location, It appears we finally outgrew the old location and it was time to move on. We still have all your favorite sections and merchandise, and the same prices you have grown to know and love.

We have a malt shop right inside the door (to the left), a hardware section that has everything, and of course a staff of loyal employees who would never think of short changing you (I train them to do it without thinking).

Right out front we have a couple of benches to sit and gossip on along with a couple of wooden rocking chairs (right next to the Wooden Indian trying to sell cigars). To the right we have an old fashion Barbershop, run by an old gentleman with the affectionate nickname of "Chainsaw", right next to Chainsaws old fashion barbershop is Sugar and Spice's Everything Nice Beauty Salon and Spa (Hair Nails, and Accessories). What the hell is an Accessory?

Behind the counter we have a shelf filled with extremely precarious odds and ends, a few items from world conquest plans etc... Most notable are



Kato's Driving Hat and Mask, a Time Lord Scarf,



The Shatner Wig, a what appears to be a simple snowglobe,



a Red Skeleton, a Poratable Hole



the spare Keys to the Big Black Semi Of Doom, a half eaten pork chop of Vincent Price,



and a Pink Tutu once worn by a Ninja, don't worry everything is under lock and key. I sparred no expense getting an old used bicycle lock to lock them up because if they got into the wrong hands anything could happen. C’mon by! The first Ice Creams on me.

*Places sign up on wall above cash register*

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<Adds Snowglobe to the Shelf>

You forgot to mention that.


 

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*puts a Red Skelton figure on the shelf next to the snowglobe*


We gotta have one of these....display only, no sell


 

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<puts Demilion into the Snow Globe>

First Occupant for the reopening.


 

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I R Globe'd!


. . .

*swims around like a fish*


 

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<shakes the Snow Globe>


 

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I can't help but wonder if the Red Skeleton is from Red Skelton...


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Yes, you stand correct GA. Look him up. He is a very very VERY good comedian.



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<shakes the Snow Globe>

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*latches onto the figurine in the snow globe*


*gets sick*


 

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pledges Firstborn, 2 arms and 2 legs all from some random street hobo named jimbo-bob
...for Timelord Scarf!*


 

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Well some one has too and mews just looney enough to do it =>_o=

That wooden indian trying to sell cigars isnt doing well because hes a little stiff

*Rimshot*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pledges Firstborn, 2 arms and 2 legs all from some random street hobo named jimbo-bob
...for Timelord Scarf!*

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You mean you don't have one?

You poor soul.


 

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Yes, you stand correct GA. Look him up. He is a very very VERY good comedian.

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yes I know. I used to watch the show all the time.


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<shakes the Snow Globe>

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*latches onto the figurine in the snow globe*


*gets sick*

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Clean Up in the snowglobe!


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Do we need a health plan?


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*comes out all wabbling and green*


Yes plz!


 

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Oh I suppose you can be let out now, just no making a mess.


 

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*comes out all wabbling and green*


Yes plz!

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Oh good. Because I'm thinking about hiring Dr. Catsi as the official Corner Store Doctor.


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*looks around*

*sigh*

*walks away*


I play all my toons like a blaster: I die a lot.

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*throws an empty can at Pepsi*


Thats for....for....I dunno


 

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*looks around*

*sigh*

*walks away*

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=>_<= hey the stiff wooden indian joke wasnt that bad


=>_>=


=O_o= well yeah it was still thats no excuse


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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<grabs Pepsi before he walks out>
<pops top>
<chugs>

Ahhhhh