"DAX! Stairway to heaven! Bang, Dennis Leary. GO!" Kaega shouted ordering the other two into battle formations.
Dax's crystal form separated forming floating crystal stairs all the way to the battle area. Bang leapt into the air and immediately appeared into the middle of the group of Rularuu.
The gathered soldiers turned with unidentifiable looks on their faces, "OY KAY KIDDOS!" The assembled soldiers roughly formed lines. "ARE YOU READY KIDS? Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up.
You're gonna have ta mow the lawn, wash the dishes, make your bed, you're gonna have to go to school until you're seventeen!"
Some soldiers had began gibbering and foaming at the mouth. Some had immediately killed themselves. . .but the worst? And those who couldn't end it fast enough began dancing. . .line dancing.
"'Wing, Hittem now!" Kaega shouted as he crested the rise.
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
Grinning, Bladewing dive-bombed the Rularuu, obliterating hundreds in mere seconds, and slicing as many as were in range into tiny bits, choking the air with the sprays of gore and crystalline fragments.
"That work Kaega?, if not then I've got a few more things to try!"
Leaping upwards, Bladewing momentarily glowed black, then came rocketing back down into a packed group of brutes.
On impact the ground seemed to become liquid, flowing outwards in large waves from the newly formed crater, tossing those Rularuu that had not turned into slush, into the air.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
"Right, then... I see you've got it handled..."
Noting that the other heroes would be fine on the offensive, Acanous jumped over to Energon X's semi-prone body.
I'm not needed at the front, so I'll make myself usefull at the rear..
Standing over the Blaster, Acanous began systematically pummelling the Rularuu who were encroaching on the fallen hero.
Tossing a brief one-two combo into a brute's gut, AC latched on to a purple shoulder and hucked it over the new-formed ledge.
"So, anyone else want some?"
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
The Soldiers of Rularuu were already having to climb (or float) uphill to get at Horowitz as he fought atop a pile of dead Rularuu. "Bog for deener!" he roared excitedly as he lay into a group of Wisps. A quick cloud of psionic energy and dissipating Wisp-smoke later, and he yelled to the others "Hoy, dese leedle yellow t'ings are great! Dey don't do anyt'ing!"
He lunged off his pile of dead, jaws gaping, launching himself after a startled Wisp Overlord. One savage bite later, and the Overlord was minus an arm, and Horowitz was on his backside, looking very startled as the bite of Wisp he had taken evaporated in his mouth.
The Jager sat and blinked for a moment, his eyes crossing and uncrossing, before rolling back in his head. He scrambled unsteadily to his feet, singing under his breath something that sounded suspiciously like "Hy hass a leetle dreydl, hy made eet out of clay..." before losing coherence and singing random nonsense. The singing picked up in volume, becoming a Jager-ized version of Bubbla's Catastrophe Suite... a fitting accompaniment to what he was doing.
On an acknowledged battlefield with a hallucinating Jager was not a good place to be, as the Soldiers of Rularuu were rapidly finding out. Horowitz was already obscured by a cloud of ichor, puffs of Rularuu-smoke, and flying body parts.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
Bang gleefully began whistling a quick jig as he danced in place with a skeleton. Who knows where the skeleton came from, Bang had a tendency of having odd things in his hands.
"OY! You with the snazzy accent. Ever heard this before," The jester kicked the bottom out from under the skeleton leaving only the skull. He held the skull out infront of his body, "Alas poor Ulrich, I knew him well."
Bang flipped the skull through the air at a group of whisps were it detonated with the force of an anti-tank round. Kaega just shook his head, the jester was always a hoot to have around, but some of his antics were down right confusing.
Kaega flipped Arget over his shoulder and into the back of someone's head. "OY! Getyer ever lovin sharp-painfull-sword-of-destruction outa me bleedin skull, you neva know I may needsit one day."
Kaega used Bang's back as a spring board, he pulled the sword out halfway through the flip, and leveled a wave of bloodlust at a group of dazed Rularuu. Who knew where Dax had gone.
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
((Bump))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
Bladewing rose from his crater, warping the very air around him with the amount of gravitic force he was throwing off. Glancing about, he caused Rularuu to be ripped to pieces by the tidal forces in the field, and after they were ripped up, the pieces sped, not towards the ground, but swirled inwards towards Bladewing's Nodachi.
"Hmmmm, it has been a long time since my sword ate this well! I should come here more often!"
Roaring, Bladewing flew for a cloud of Rularuu around the cneter of the rock, and then was blown backwards by a titanic energy blast.
From the hole in Tyrant's Rock, Ruladak the Strong emerged in all his glory, rotating in the air as he rose, and glaring at the assembled beings.
Then he spoke, and every soldier of rularuu cowered when they heard his voice.
"Who dares disrupt the plans of Ruladak?"
Spinning, he let loose a great torrent of energy at Bang, creating a wave of sparking red light that was set to envelop the jester. Then he loosed a packet of energy at Dax, which glowed with the fury of a thousand suns. Kaega also did not escape notice, as Ruladak closed in, fists glowing a threatening red.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
With a garbled scream that might have been "De bog pie iz movink! Keel it!", Jager Horowitz launched himself at the furious giant. A prodigous leap, springing from the ground to Ruladak's arm, from his arm...
To clamp his mouthful of four-inch fangs on Ruladak's nostril.
He hung there a moment, clawing and kicking. A shard of shattered Ruladak tooth tumbled down with surreal slowness... and then Horowitz was swatted sideways to embed himself cartoonishly into the shardstone of the surviving bit of Tyrant's Rock.
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
The three DWC members acted at once in tandem. Kaega took a defensive stance, his swords bloodlust could not only be used as a weapon but also as a shield. Bang happily basked in the energy thinking that it might kill him, since he had never died before this seemed like a good way to kill boredom.
Dax turned his crystals to intercept and channel the energy barring down on him. He used the energy to enhance his energy shield and energize his punches. At the same time he increased his density. (Think of him now as being able to us Total Focus x Knockout blow and Invincibility x Energy Armor. Yeah I know I'm a bad guy mixing powers like that.)
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
((dude think who you are talking to for a minute..I really encourage stuff like that!...i mean...look at Wing....if my powersets ever made it to game..Bladewing would make a kickass AV.))
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
Acanous tossed another Wisp over the side, then noticed that the Rularuu had stopped coming. They backed off a bit, thier attention turned towards something else.
Ruladek towered over them, his head and shoulders visable, swatting Jaeger off his nose.
Acanous turned to Energon X.
"You gonna be OK? Methinks they're gonna need our help over there, and I did call this one"
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((E-X is unconscious, don't worry about him. Just assume you've cleared the area and they don't care about unconscious people))
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
((That works 
))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((well will add more this weekend, and as a small note gratz to EnergonX for making it into the Issue 11 video ))
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
((Yeah, now Ex has a clue as to who one of the devs plays as...))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((Heh... nope, I'm pretty sure I was solo on that mission. Which makes this even more confusing, since I PMed BaB about this, and he said they used Demorecord to make those >.O))
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
((Well then you COULDN'T have been solo 
too bad you weren't Demorecording.... 
))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((Devs can see you when you're sleeping and know when youre awake. Looks like you had one playing a stalker or one with some form of Dev invisibility in your mission))
I do not know my reasons for posting, but post I must. ~~Build
"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
--Johnny Depp
"I ain't bi-curious, I'm a man. Why do you think I'm wearing this tight spandex and got all these muscles?" Meatwad
((Not even mods can get into an instanced mission without being on your team. I know, I once had to abandon a Task Force because of a glitched mission that the mods couldn't fix, because we couldn't invite them.))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((and thus we have why I'm confused. There's no question in my mind that that's my character design, and my primary and epic powerset... if it's a coincidence, it's one so massive that it boggles the mind, because it even has my weird little touches like the same shade of 'circuitry' pattern on the boots and the blue-and-purple 'psyche' pattern inside the cape (which is black outside).))
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
((Well did you do the mission more than once? Or could you have had someone on the team, but they weren't doing anything? I mean, there is only one other option, and that is YOU ARE A DEV~!))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((I really have no idea- my extent of interaction with Orouboros on the Test Server was to walk in, do the intro missions, go 'cool' and wander off again, and I don't remember teaming with anyone on the Test Server ever, so... >.>
And if I was a dev, I would've thought I'd have noticed by now... I mean, there'd be clues, like paychecks from Cryptic, memos about the NCSoft buyout, that kind of thing...))
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head." Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates
MA Arcs: #12285, "Small Fears", #106553, "Trollbane", #12669, "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"
((You could be a Weredev.))
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
((oooookay, now that everyone is back from holidays and various other places, and I dont feel like ive got writers block anymore, THE FIGHT CONTINUES!!!!!))
Ruladak roared in agony as Horowitz was forcibly detached, along with several pieces of the Aspect's face.
Hunching over, the titanic god-being began to build a massive amount of energy, and then released it in a glowing red ring of death, aimed at everyone within 100 yards, and then some.
Bladewing saw the energy coming, and grumbled.
"This is really gonna hurt in the morning."
Spinning his sword, he released it's powers, causing it to turn into a disk of ravenous blackness, which began to drink in the energy from the nova ring. The red swirled into the blackness, until it vanished into the very heart of the disk, and with a small fizzing pop, was gone.
Looking slightly pained, Bladewing leapt at Ruladak, his arms and sword now surrounded by a brilliantly red line, and emitting power on a magnitude that dwarfed most members of the freedom phalanx.
"You, dear sir, are a legend. "- nelly. "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
Bladewing Draconian lvl 30 KAT/SR scrapper
DarkNinjutsu lvl 50 DM/REG scrapper
Dajoji Hino lvl 50 elm/ela scrapper
Bloody Byakko lvl 20 claws/sr scrapper
"Ohsnap"
Acanous' eyes widened at the sudden display of explosive power before he instinctively turned his head to protect his vision.
Blinking the stars out, he looked upward at what remained of Tyrant's rock.
[censored], the Blaster just aggroed I dunno HOW many Rularuu, and we still don't have fudge-all for intel
Acanous hurdled toward Tyrant's rock, using the newly-formed crevasse to gain extra purchase on the floating once-prison.
Bounding over the ledge into a group of staggered Rularuu, he quickly began beating his way toward the center of the rock.
"Guys, we need a plan, there's too friggin many for a frontal assault" He spoke into his commlink, dodging a Brute's balled, purple fist.
"At the very least, lemme know if you spot Ruladek, remember, I called dibs"
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.