982: During a covert op. 'Cutting the power' does not mean shooting the transform providing power to the building, Especially not with a grenade launcher
HaloInc
Triumph:
Heroes: Lady Halifax, Miss Kia, WhiteLotus, Agent Immolate, Lady Empathy, Sylence Fyredancer, Maiden of Fire
Villains: Innocent-Ella, Aegis-Sprite, Midnight Dragonfly
982: If I am aware that two party members are attempting to open the same door from both sides by pushing on it, I shall inform them.
<_<
98...4?: If the Druid has transformed into a hawk and will not stop screeching at me, I will not lunge across the table and stab him with a bowie knife.
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983: If I am aware that two party members are attempting to open the same door from both sides by pushing on it, I shall inform them.
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Personally, I would leave them to it.
Wizard: "I keep pushing the door... But it won't open!"
Barbarian: "I kick door in! NRAH!"
Said barbarian kicks door down. Cleric on other side gets crushed.
Barbarian: "YAY!"
Cleric: "Ow..."
Wizard: "Oh good lord, we killed the healer!"
Barbarian: "Yay?"
Cleric: "I'll be... I'll be okay... Just a few bones popped out of place..."
Barbarian: "YAY!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
19X: Not allowed to re-skin signature characters from animes to use as foes when GMing
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952. Keifer Sutherland does not make numerous cameos in my character's background telling him he's destined for greatness.
Rufus Sewell's, however...
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Now I'm happy that I'm not the only one who knows of that movie.
985: Never challenge a man named Lash to a whip duel.
986. "Ground Zero" does not refer to degrees, altitude, longitude, or any other form of co-ordinates.
987. I am not allowed to cause, visit, visit the cause of, visit anyone or anything related to, or cause someone or something to be related to any "Ground Zero".
988. I am not allowed to toss the dwarf as my ranged weapon.
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
989. I am NOT the "very model of a modern major general" and I certainly do NOT "have information vegetable, animal and mineral".
990. While on a mission, I am forbidden from daring my inexperienced sidekick to do anything.
991. If the thought of something makes me giggle for more than 20 seconds, it is a BAD idea.
992: I will not suggest the GM makes a monster called "A Crawling Pile of Poo."
(He just might do it!)
993: On that note, I will not suggest the GM do anything that may adversely affect the party.
(Again, he just might do it.)
994: I will not assume bad things are headed the party's way and voice my concerns while the GM is in earshot.
(He might not have thought of that, yet!)
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
995. I may not ditch a party member in the cave of ravenous goblins just because I don't like him.
996. I'm not allowed to make a Barbarian named Dave and play his theme song every time I enter a dungeon.
Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"
"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell
997. I am not allowed to go around after the battle and collect pieces of the party members to create arrows of slaying later
HaloInc
Triumph:
Heroes: Lady Halifax, Miss Kia, WhiteLotus, Agent Immolate, Lady Empathy, Sylence Fyredancer, Maiden of Fire
Villains: Innocent-Ella, Aegis-Sprite, Midnight Dragonfly
998: Using 'Live Ammo' does not mean tying scorpions to the heads of your arrows.
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998: Using 'Live Ammo' does not mean tying scorpions to the heads of your arrows.
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Or rats, cats (behold, my "Cat Launcher!" Taste Death, foul fiend! *click-MREOW!*), snakes (it HAD to be snakes), or bear cubs.
Dragon hatchlings, however, I think are perfectly fine.
What? They're not? Come on, it's not like they feel pain.
They do?
Oh...
My...
God...
I must be a monster...
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Ryuu Hotaka: "Yes you are! Luckily, so am I!"
*aims cat cannon at Grey*
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
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999. Must be supportive and not snicker when husband's character is introduced as "The Fairy" when he is playing a bard with a Fae bloodline.
1000. Just because my flail has bonuses when covered in humanoid blood, does not mean I can "get things started" by braining another party member's NPC girlfriend.
1001: That goes double for any PC I don't like.
1002: "Pay attention to me!" is not an appropriate battle cry.
1003: May not keep a running "Kill-O-Meter" and taunt the paladin with my superior numbers.
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Writing: Cape Fic
Featured Art: MechaTerp & CorporateRock, by Shia
Music: DJ Pyrria
1004: Not allowed to play a parapalegic, midget dwarven mage who is carried around on another PC's back.
1005: My thrashing dragon may not eat another party member's boyfriend.
1006: My get of fenris may, but only AFTER he's insulted her
1007: I am not proficient in "Boot To The Head"
1008: "Summon B2 Strike" is not a real spell, even if I'm the technomancer.
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
1009: I won't tell the GM I'm a deity, but that I don't know I'm a deity. It makes the entire concept up to him, and he has a dark, frightening mind...
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
1010: My cleric does not have "Party member is doing something dumb" Sense.
1011: "Fist of Faith" is an offensive cleric spell. "Fist in Face" is not.
981: No matter how tempting, I must not ask the contact to hold still so I can shoot him in the head twice.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.