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Name: foRum asasiN X
AT: Stalker
Primary: Claws
Secondary: Ninjitsu
Bio:
formassasin x is born the sun of satan. . .
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....whn he was 5 forumasassin kiled wolverine n took his claws...
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
Is gaven a chance two rule earth...
so he had to fight the presidint ad he won but he was badl injred and had to get ninja pwers to stay aliv. . .
so theen he jumpd a nd culd go reelly hi. wen he jumpd, he wuz reelly gud...
he jumpd so h1h and he did a asssassin strik on a rikki m0thurship that w4s comin to 3arth. . .
thn all t3h rikti sad "forumasasin is te b3st! we mke im our g0d!"
Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.
Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.
NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.
so th en he ruld all th rikti and tjey gav h1m the powr to seee th e futur and he nows al thier is 2 no
witch is y he pwnz u and ur m0th3r
bittizich!!!!!1
*rolls the dice*
Name: groin smasher
AT: Brute
Primary: Energy Melee
Secondary: Electric Armor
Bio: he was built by crey to limit hero populaton by punching theyre groins
Formerly known as Stormy_D
but wunderwomen wanted to date him so he went gud.
butt then gohst widow said 'ur hawt' so they did stuff and now hes bad agin...
then he g0t a bad 5td from gost widwo that give himelectricle armurs. . .
nowe e fite fur hiz luver an bats da frigd ho Mz Liburtee.
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Name: foRum asasiN X
AT: Stalker
Primary: Claws
Secondary: Ninjitsu
Bio:
formassasin x is born the sun of satan. . .
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....whn he was 5 forumasassin kiled wolverine n took his claws...
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Thne when Forumassasan took the claz he wen on a kilin spre and becam a fugative of hero corps
You're doing it wrong, Grym!
Formerly known as Stormy_D
... Funny, that...
Now, to update the last proper bio:
"Wach out fir Groin SMashr!"
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
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"Wach out fir Groin SMashr!"
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is wht mrs librartie sed! becuase he is a cheter & he. . .
0ne at black (lol rasist) jack and then he g0t the 0wn4g3 b4dg3 and...
r4wrd his victree cry; 'Groinz Masht!'. Den e pullt off...
to proof his w0rth as L0rdship in the Rogue Isles he had to sneek int0 parag0n city. Once there he made St@tesm@n cry with just a l00k.
HaloInc
Triumph:
Heroes: Lady Halifax, Miss Kia, WhiteLotus, Agent Immolate, Lady Empathy, Sylence Fyredancer, Maiden of Fire
Villains: Innocent-Ella, Aegis-Sprite, Midnight Dragonfly
finlly he said to statsman 'ROFLOMGLOLOLOLFFS!!!!1 NOOB YOU CRY CUZ I M 2 TUFF FOR U!!' then he did enargy transfr 2 statman & he siad. . .
n statesmen was liek HAX an died but nobdoy knows but the GROIN SMSNHERRRRR!!!!!!!1!!
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
Frickin hilarious. I think we need a re-roll, though.
My Stories
Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
Ever read those bios in-game that really don't make much sense? They're confusing; they're filled with grammatical errors; and they have plenty of misspellings. Sometimes, though, they're good for a laugh. Well, take a break from scripting the perfect novel/story/epic poem for your character, and help make one of the aforementioned bios here!
Here's how to play:
-Add on to the person's post above yours.
-Add a sentence or two, nothing too long (give others a chance!)
-Make your post trite and tired with overused themes.
-Use 1337 words, misspell things, use "loose" instead of "lose," etc.
-When someone feels the character is "done," roll the dice and make a new character.
-Have fun!
Feel free to use any or all of this for your next character, and remember, don't take this seriously.
*Rolls AT and powerset dice*
Name: foRum asasiN X
AT: Stalker
Primary: Claws
Secondary: Ninjitsu
Bio:
formassasin x is born the sun of satan. . .