Nonsensical Bio Time Waster


Autonomous Prime

 

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Frickin hilarious. I think we need a re-roll, though.

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*Passes dice to Grey*


 

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Ooh... Dice...

*Roll-roll-roll*

Damn, that sux...

*Re-roll-roll-roll*

Smiles at mousetrap snapping up the life of yet another of the little critters...

Oops...

Mkay, here we go...

Name: N00b Busta!
AT: Blaster
Primary: Assault Rifle
Secondary: Energy Manipualtion

Bio:
D00d, I had to us the rifle cuz they wuldnt give me gunz!


My Stories

Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.

 

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Whic sux cuz I wanna be lik neo (y I gt trnechcaot lol)


 

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i hve all thiis c00l ammo, but i cant uze it rite awahy becuz thiss gayme is g4y


 

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I gotz me training in the super secret mega elite ultra-special forces but waz kicked out for Sally-slapping my CO


HaloInc
Triumph:
Heroes: Lady Halifax, Miss Kia, WhiteLotus, Agent Immolate, Lady Empathy, Sylence Fyredancer, Maiden of Fire
Villains: Innocent-Ella, Aegis-Sprite, Midnight Dragonfly

 

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butt they didnt know teh truth tht the CO waz rlly a cot mage in disguys sent 2 lern about super secret mega ultra-special foreces traning...


 

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...and soo dey got ghosts 2 go kll him but ten he was rezurekted by...


@Dragonistic

Unless I'm quoting someone, EVERY SINGLE post above is QR.
<----Female
Dragonistic, Kheldragon, Ink Dyne, KheIdragon, Squiddy Attack

Total level is about 149.

EVILCAT

SEZ YOUR COMPU-TAR TASTE LIKE CHIKIN

 

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...sirocko who gave im gr8 sword n sed ur teh 1 neo busta!!!1! GO PWN N00BS cuz they are teh suxxorz! BLU P1LL iz 4 N00Bs!


 

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...s0 he t00kz0r t3h sw0rd and like3 p00ned tho0s3 nubl3ts!!111!11!


 

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.... but s0rds r ghei so AR 4 t3h win!! OMGBBQPWND!!! roflk0pt0r


 

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Hm...

*Shake-Shake-Shake(That groove thing)*

*Roll*

Name: M4x Pwn4g3r
AT: Dominator
Primary: Gravity
Secondary: Thorny Assault

i r pwnz n00bs ftw and stuff i g0t my powahz froom a super cat that had cool stuff and...


 

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s0 1 l1k3s st0l3z a11 t3h cat$ g3ar and lik3s runn awaay t0...


 

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...RI were Reclue w4a al lik U DA R0Xx0rZ n o let him stay, but the cat sent n1njas 4 alllh is tuff th3n....


 

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...h3 wa li3k "H0ly****" and liek ran liek h3llz. Tehn...


 

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...poppd DOM an liek GRAV s0 dey cant rn and stab cat n1nJa wit wit th0rnXxoRz! all ninja siad...


 

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...f000k j00 and li3k sh00t3d h1m wiff ar00cket 1unch3r (Wh1ch t3hy had s1nce li3k t3h b3giNN1ng)...


 

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butt 1 gR4bd t3h r0kitt and pr0peld it bak and it hited t3h c4T and pwnded him


 

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((Wait, this guy's a dom? He's got to have at least marginal intelligence or he won't make it past level 12....

...unless...))

wen the rokit hits it blowd up hafl the zig too n let tout all mah h0miez!!!!

so sence I let u out of zig PL PLZ


Japancakes.

Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace

 

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Shakes pwnage dice....

Name: CiborgN1nja Catg1rl

AT: Claws/Regen

Bio: She usd 2 be in ninja clan but than got realy mad cuz they kill her mom and dad.


 

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This second betrayal was even worse after the debt she felt to her parents for saving her from the government experimental weapons program known only as "Weapon Y-1". Where she got total pwned and they grafted the claws to her body.


HaloInc
Triumph:
Heroes: Lady Halifax, Miss Kia, WhiteLotus, Agent Immolate, Lady Empathy, Sylence Fyredancer, Maiden of Fire
Villains: Innocent-Ella, Aegis-Sprite, Midnight Dragonfly

 

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Wasnt til later she found out her dad was really a cat, and so her claws are really real and the healing is what the experiment was for.


 

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n teh dogs give me 9 lifes enh an that's how i get regen poweres. i m taking reveng on dogs sciencetists cause they make me fite 4 them and thier dog science. . .


 

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*Rolls the Dice*

*Aww nice*

xX PwNaG3 RaBb1T Xx

AT: Dark/Thermal Corruptor

Bio: EyE wuzz l1k3 bo0rn 1n da dark soooo 1 l13k g00t mY p0ww3rz cuz 1 d1d...


 

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tehn i went 2 p4r4g0N c1t33 but st@tsm4n beet m3 up wit hiz fizts and i wuz seNt 2 da zig