Get in this ORANGE!
Those goons are after me! You and the kids GET IN THIS ORANGE. I'll go make a lamp post out of cinnamon buns. That should buy us some time. Honey, I think you're sick. I've been having an affair!! With this jar of peanut butter! But I can glow in the dark now, so our troubles are over. 
"Hey honey, how was work today?"
"Slimy"
I dont know why, but that part made me laugh harder than the rest 
Ok that was funny as hell!!!
"Shhhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhh. Why wont you deflate!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! There we go..." 
Also after this part
"Those goons are after me! You and the kids GET IN THIS ORANGE. I'll go make a lamp post out of cinnamon buns. That should buy us some time. Honey, I think you're sick. I've been having an affair!! With this jar of peanut butter! But I can glow in the dark now, so our troubles are over."
When he says
"Heeeeeeeeeey, I love you smurf face!"
and starts dancing I think I pee'd my pants.
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"Hey honey, how was work today?"
"Slimy"
I dont know why, but that part made me laugh harder than the rest
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I don't know why, either, that part made me laugh hard too. I love this video. That website has some funny stuff.
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I know it's off topic, but I really want you guys to see this!
Link! Just watch this guy go insane. 
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hahaha thats great.
-Spade
Its okay, cause I glow in the dark now.
I've been having an affair!! With this jar of peanut butter! But it's okay, because I can glow in the dark now, so our troubles are over.
LMAO but why did she shoot him lol
Because... ummmmm........ uhhhh...... ummmm..... uhhh... Sports.. team?
SHE WAS JEALOUS OF THE PEANUT BUTTER
Oh, so I see the floor is here...
Actaully I think she was putting him out of his misery.
I love you tarzan...
ya
how do you do a tm ®
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ya
how do you do a tm ®
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i was saying i agree and on a side note that i wanted to know how to make a tm now doc shut the heck up
You can feel it all ooover! You can feel it aall over, people! You can feel it all ooover! You can feel it all over, people, go! Doo doo do! Doo doo do! Doo do! Doo do do do do do dooooo do do doooooooo do dooo do do do do do!
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Oh, so I see the floor is here...
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That's the one that got me. It was completely random.
your = Belonging to you.
you're = Contraction meaning "You are."
Ur = The name of an ancient Mesopotamian city.
ur = This is not a word.
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You can feel it all ooover! You can feel it aall over, people! You can feel it all ooover! You can feel it all over, people, go! Doo doo do! Doo doo do! Doo do! Doo do do do do do dooooo do do doooooooo do dooo do do do do do!
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Thank you for verbalizing the horn part of Sir Duke. You, sir, are my new hero.
And I thought he said "The SPOONS are after me"? That's TONS funnier than the GOONS.
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Yeah, he said Spoons. Which is even funnier.
Ok, the spoons are after me. I need you and the kids to get in this orange. Im gonna go build a lamp post out of cinnamon buns, that'll buy us some time. Honey, I think your sick. *cries* Ive been havin an affair...WITH this jar of peanut butter but it's ok, cause I can glow in the dark now so our troubles are over. Honey Im gonna call the doctor. Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! I love you smurf face. *dances* You can feel it all ooover! You can feel it aall over, people! You can feel it all ooover! You can feel it all over, people, go! Doo doo do! Doo doo do! Doo do! Doo do do do do do dooooo do do doooooooo do dooo do do do do do!
Hello, Littleton Elementary school? Hi this is Jimmy and Heather's mom...
Yes. Oh I'm fine, thanks, but I need a favor. Uh-huh. Yes could you look in their lunch boxes and throw out the peanut butter sandwiches. They'll be eating cafeteria food today.
ok buh-bye.
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I know it's off topic, but I really want you guys to see this!
Link! Just watch this guy go insane.