Paragon Times coverage of the server screw-up

I slapped this together a few minutes ago. Its a Paragon Times article I wrote, using the server thing that happened today as a premise, it also has a picture of Green Regis, who is so far the only person I have ever seen from the forums on game, and he even recognized me after a few tells. anyway, here's the link.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2...mescopyku6.jpg
enjoy.

looks good....although its "mayhem"....perhaps your editor was asleep ~

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looks good....although its "mayhem"....perhaps your editor was asleep ~

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Compared to the quality of the rag we have in my hometown, that's downright Pulitzer prizewinning!

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looks good....although its "mayhem"....perhaps your editor was asleep ~

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The word "fifteeth" also slipped by. And we are not even going to mention, 'occurance.'

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looks good....although its "mayhem"....perhaps your editor was asleep ~

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Compared to the quality of the rag we have in my hometown, that's downright Pulitzer prizewinning!

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lol
so noted~

wait, is occurance even a word. just a second, let me sack my editor.

;noise in background, "hey, stupid! get your fanny over here! you spelt mayhem wrong! Now everybody will think you're an illiterate fool! and according to john kerry, that means you're goin to war, but before that, the unenployment line, so get out of my sight you worthless pig, you're nothing! you're worse than nothing! Why dont you just leave?
"Cause I got nowhere else to go!"

;comes back to desk;

sorry, I think I got that finished. I knew I should have actuallly read it through before I slapped it onto imageshack.

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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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hehe...."occurance" is indeed a word.


we return you to your regularly scheduled editor sacking at this time. thank you for your patience and have a great evening.~

Holy hell! I'm in that article!

EDIT: And I need to read the thread before posting. XP.

XD

I now want a "cat breeding shop".

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"occurance" is indeed a word.


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Indeed. Only that it is properly spelled, "occurrence."

And "downage??" Now you are treading on the fictional-trendy. But then who is counting? As many of us know, The Paragon Times is all the news that's Print to Fit (old joke).

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Holy hell! I'm in that article!

EDIT: And I need to read the thread before posting. XP.

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yes you are, I managed to get a shot of you while you logged off. It was hard because you wouldnt stop jumping around!