Villainy 101:


Billyboy

 

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Villainy 101:
The Semester Begins

Well readers, how should a good story begin? Perhaps we should start the story off with a lot of foreshadowing and information that won’t make sense until the middle of the story? Or maybe we should start at the beginning of the story. The beginning, as it just so happens to be, is the start of the school semester.


“And as you can see clearly on the course outline there will be tests at the start of each Monday. The students will be expected to show up on time at eight o clock sharp.” Droned the college Professor. “Now let us review the rules on cheating. If any student is caught cheating…”

If any of the students had actually cared to listen they would notice that Mr. Fergy forgot to say a rule on the course outline. But of course these are students! The youngsters of today and they totally did not care. Over Mr. Fergy’s droning a black haired girl turned to her companion and complained.

“Oh! Make this class be done already Ben!”

“Err. Yes! I can mystically wave my hands and the class will be over!” The boy replied “Sheesh Ver. It’s only been 5 minutes and already you’re complaining”

“Well it has been 6 minutes! And he’s really boring!” Verianna replied. The boy parted his black hair and started to reply but she interrupted him.
“And not only is he talking about his history now, INSTEAD of programming in java, he also is talking about his resume!”

The girl tipped the chair back and began to fiddle as the teacher began to talk about algorithms.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

The bell rang and with a crash and a bang Verianna fell out of her chair. Quite gracefully we shall assume but anyways. Hoping out of her chair Verianna literally ran towards the door.

“Whoa! What’s the hurry Ver?” Ben asked

Without even stopping to talk Verianna shouted at Ben as she ran down the corridor “I have to get ready for my next class! I’ll see ya later!”

Turning around the corner she ran into the girl’s bathroom and slammed the door shut.

“Okay. Costume. CHECK! Music. CHECK!”

Barely containing her excitement she grabbed several things out of her bag and placed them on the shining counter. While the teaching staff at OUC was shoddy, the janitor staff was anything but.

“Okay. Let’s start up this baby.” Verianna said to the stereo. The music started up and the girl started putting on some of the various items. Comments such as “too purple” or “Snaazzzy!” were heard from outside the bathroom. Then words such as “Stupid FREAKING batteries!” and “WHY don’t you WORK” were heard from the bathroom.

“God. So much for my music montage… Stupid stereo, ah well let’s see what we got here for my costume…”

Looking at the collected objects on the shiny counter Verianna’s brain started to think.

“Hmm. Well this translucent black handkerchief could go with this and this paint could. Yeah. Oh and this jacket. And - WHAT?”

Verianna stared at the formal shirt, along with tie, and the note attached to it. Shockingly she read the note.

”Hello honeykins! We know this is your first day at school, and that you needed to play dress up for you class! But daddy wants you to wear this. Otherwise you’re paying for your own tuition! Remember dress to impress!

Mommy kins”

“Geez! This dress shirt! It’s purple and has a white tie… Oh my gawd…” Verianna replied to no one.

“Err excuse me… Um. Are you ill” A timid voice from behind Verianna asked.

Turning around Verianna slit her eyes at the preppy school girl behind her.

“I am not ILL! I am attending class! A very special class thank you very much!”

“So your one of those students.” And with that the school girl left the bathroom.

“Damn it. That sounded much more menacing in my mind.”



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Yeah.. I have no clue what to do here. Umm I just posting this. Any comments would be helpful. If you want to continue off of it, or post any editor comments (please) that would be awesome! Yeah. Ill probably post more, and maybe post something in reply to what people will say.

/firsttime
//isn't obvious is it :P?


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HOW DID YOU GET WORD OF MY EVIL PLOT FOR A SEQUAL TO SUPERHERO 101 YOU MORTAL SCUM?!

Er... I mean... pretend I didn't say that.


 

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hehe sorry! I just saw Superhero 101 and was like.. Hmmm what if i made a story that mocks the Hero culture...

Heh.. I can change the name if you REALLY REALLY want me to :P


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Heh.. I was waiting and waiting for Blarg's new thing to pop up and I thought this was it...


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Psychosis
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Pyrestrike - Fire/Kin - 50

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Heh.. I was waiting and waiting for Blarg's new thing to pop up and I thought this was it...



[/ QUOTE ] It will be on the way soon! Just give me two hours where I don't have anything to do in RL. Sheesh! Be patient!


 

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Less on blarg more on the story :P Its my first attempt damn it and I want to know what i can do better.

Also this could be open rp if you want.


A big YAR for pirates!

 

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Heh.. I was waiting and waiting for Blarg's new thing to pop up and I thought this was it...



[/ QUOTE ] It will be on the way soon! Just give me two hours where I don't have anything to do in RL. Sheesh! Be patient!

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Heh.. I am waiting patiently and I would never had said anything if this thread hadn't appeared. I understand that your probably busy with other stuff. I do want to make sure I get a spot in this one though..

Edit: I do like what you started, but I am waiting for Blarg's thing, sorry.


Leader of The Twilight Crusaders
Blazebolt - Elec/Fire - 50
GoldStreak - MA/Invul - 50

Psychosis
Avaritia - SS/Invul - 50
Pyrestrike - Fire/Kin - 50

Global - @Blazebolt

 

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Okay, back to the OP. Very nice writing, but it really sounds more like a story than an RP to me. But that's just me. Very nice, keep writing!


 

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Heh.. I was waiting and waiting for Blarg's new thing to pop up and I thought this was it...



[/ QUOTE ] It will be on the way soon! Just give me two hours where I don't have anything to do in RL. Sheesh! Be patient!

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Heh.. I am waiting patiently and I would never had said anything if this thread hadn't appeared. I understand that your probably busy with other stuff. I do want to make sure I get a spot in this one though..

Edit: I do like what you started, but I am waiting for Blarg's thing, sorry.

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Me too. Shadow Director and Starshina are both waiting eagerly.


 

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Hermod, like before, I am setting you up as Co-GM. Hope that doesn't put more on your life than you can handle! Second, I'll probably be setting up Supervillain 101 tomorrow. Start thinking of characters people!

Lol. This thread has turned from an innocent story to a longwinded talk about my threads. Let's stay with the OP people!


 

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Hermod, like before, I am setting you up as Co-GM. Hope that doesn't put more on your life than you can handle! Second, I'll probably be setting up Supervillain 101 tomorrow. Start thinking of characters people!

Lol. This thread has turned from an innocent story to a longwinded talk about my threads. Let's stay with the OP people!

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I have plans for a character, but I hope it doesn't conflict with what you and Hermod are going to be setting up...


Leader of The Twilight Crusaders
Blazebolt - Elec/Fire - 50
GoldStreak - MA/Invul - 50

Psychosis
Avaritia - SS/Invul - 50
Pyrestrike - Fire/Kin - 50

Global - @Blazebolt

 

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I'm not missing out this time! I'll be checking this webpage every hour on the hour. *Grins* I've got my character already planned.

Julie


 

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I've got my character already planned.



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As do I! Bwahahahahahahaha! *cough* *evil grin*


 

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I've got my character already planned.



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As do I! Bwahahahahahahaha! *cough* *evil grin*

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Well I call the name Pyrestrike. :P It's mine.. I called it!!


Leader of The Twilight Crusaders
Blazebolt - Elec/Fire - 50
GoldStreak - MA/Invul - 50

Psychosis
Avaritia - SS/Invul - 50
Pyrestrike - Fire/Kin - 50

Global - @Blazebolt

 

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Well I call the name Pyrestrike. :P It's mine.. I called it!!

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OK fine I call the name Carliquin.


 

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Raises the devine hammer of evil..

arr! Original Topic please


A big YAR for pirates!

 

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I think i have some ideas for my charicter to do, like smokeing catnip in the girl's rest room, ditching class to lounge on the roof, maybe takeing a catnap durring class, or beating up a geek for his lunch money. oh the ideas.


 

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I think i have some ideas for my charicter to do, like smokeing catnip in the girl's rest room, ditching class to lounge on the roof, maybe takeing a catnap durring class, or beating up a geek for his lunch money. oh the ideas.

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A..reply..that..is..on..topic! HURRAH!

(ill post tommorow, or on friday.. Eyah these things take a lot of time!)


A big YAR for pirates!

 

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I think i have some ideas for my charicter to do, like smokeing catnip in the girl's rest room, ditching class to lounge on the roof, maybe takeing a catnap durring class, or beating up a geek for his lunch money. oh the ideas.

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A..reply..that..is..on..topic! HURRAH!

(ill post tommorow, or on friday.. Eyah these things take a lot of time!)

[/ QUOTE ] Or is she talking about mine? I don't know. I'm just sorry these people have swamped your thread with off topic discussion.

*waves finger dissapointedly* Shame on you! Talk about your characters when I have my thread up! Keep to the OP!


 

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With her costume on Verianna carefully and oh so sneakily made her way to the classroom. It wasn’t very hard to not be seen, even though her weird and tacky costume stood out against the glistening hallways. No Okanogan College was a place of authority, honestly and hard work. It would be a cold day in hell before a student decided to skip class. That was just the kind of place Okanogan was. The people were orderly, calm and quite disciplined. Kids obeyed their parents. Crime was at an all time low.

Even though her brown sandals went “squeeka squeek” Verianna wasn’t spotted. A sigh of relief came from Verianna; it wasn’t that she didn’t want to be seen it was just be hard to explain. Several of the people wouldn’t understand! But if she accomplished something extraordinary, she then could discuss.

“squeaka squeek” went the sandals as she snuck past a few vending machines. Verianna paused and stopped to stare at the container of goodies. It was, like everything is in the Okanogan, orderly. With potato chips at the top, chocolate bars in the middle and lifesavers and assorted goodies at the bottom. All were arranged alphabetically as well.

“Eyaaah!” Verianna though to her self “It looks so boooring! I’d put that there, and then put that yellow potato chip there and then that cookie there.”

As Verianna was busy mentally arranging the vending machine a well dressed man walked up to her. Certainly looking enigmatic, with a small grey mustache and a beard to boot, his entrance was anything but.

“Hello. I really doubt you will magically transport the goodies in that vending machine by staring at them”

“WAAAAAH!”

Verianna’s reaction would do a cat proud. One moment she was standing still, the next the only trace of her was the small black cloth she wore as a veil. Verianna was on top of the Vending machine staring at the new arrival. Smiling he took off his hat.

“My name is Mr. Exmond. And that is how you shall address me. I am guessing that you are Verianna, a student of mine”

“YOU teach Villainy 101!?!?” She responded looking quite shocked.

“Yes. Yes I am. Now let's go to the classroom and see if anyone else has arrived.”

He turned, leaning on a small silver-black cane, and lead the way. Verianna followed along, making sure the small plushie cat on her shoulder was secure. After a few steps of uncomfortable silence, she decided to break the ice.

“So… How did you know who I was?”

“Well seeing as how you have a giant V on your chest it wasn’t that hard. Also all new students to Villainy 101 have such terrible costumes.” He replied back, not breaking a step.

“Oh.” was the only reply and then a pause. “HEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TERRIBLE!”

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WOO chapter 1 part 2 done


A big YAR for pirates!

 

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Hmmm. Maybe an open RP based off of this might be a good idea.


 

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cough.. It is open! I never said nobody could reply back!

Demo, my posts are a bit big but that's because I like to post a short story. If people do join up I'll probably post less.


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I hate to burst your bubble, but most of the folks are waiting for Blarg's 'Supervillain 101' so they probably don't want to put characters into this thread.


Leader of The Twilight Crusaders
Blazebolt - Elec/Fire - 50
GoldStreak - MA/Invul - 50

Psychosis
Avaritia - SS/Invul - 50
Pyrestrike - Fire/Kin - 50

Global - @Blazebolt

 

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And I am not missing that either. Kei Misuzu will be waiting *Purr*


 

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I hate to burst your bubble, but most of the folks are waiting for Blarg's 'Supervillain 101' so they probably don't want to put characters into this thread.

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Err my reply wasn't to you. It was to the person suggesting there be an open rp format of something like this thread.


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