(Did this with other ATs in the past and other classes in other games was a hit thought I'd do one for Brutes they're occupying my altaholism at the moment, hehehe. 
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You are a horrible monster who must be destroyed.
After I stop snickering.
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TheMightyScourge - ...and then your sweet tangy sauce would reduce this chance, but then *they'd* whip out this big old bonus and you'd be all like 'omg what about my sauce'?
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Hilarious! 
.....now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head *bangs head against desk*
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You are a horrible monster who must be destroyed.
After I stop snickering.
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Hilarious! .....now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head *bangs head against desk*
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Awww c'mon.... play it on a mission. Mission loads there's a big group of minions and LTs right up front..... you start to hear the beat....
dun tun tun tun dun tun tun tun (auras up) dun tun tun tun (you run to the nearest minion).... (and then as soon as you click your first attack in your chain, full bass and LOUD it goes...) "I LIKE BIG SMASH! AND I CANNOT LIE!" .... and so on...
Man, I wish I could give you stars.
Very nice.
Open the link in my sig, leave that page open while running through an entire mission. It's perfect.
Tourettes
That's not debt, those are my "fury bonus points"--Stahlkopf
MOST amazing Brute engineer goes to: Ultrawatt. His SS/Fire farm build is SMASH!
Congrats to Black Assassin! Won 100,000,000 INF for building most survivable NRG/NRG Blaster
.... 'cept Bruce and Chuck are scrappers. 
^.^
I loved that.... Thank you for making my day at work better!
Haha, nice job
THanks for the now official anthem of SMASH!!
I'm afraid some tanker's gonna get wind of this and follow with a "You Can't Touch This" MC Hammer Ripoff...
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Mr. Sicko
27 Stone/Energy Brute
Guardian
"Who wants some Sicko SMASH!?!?"
Very nice and very creative. That song will be in my head as I SMASH (and burn)
Oh boy, that was great. I was laughing all the way to the hospital. Kudos for that. Who knows how long that took you, but I am impressed... ...
lmao, Baby got SMASH!
I thought "Smash me Do" was awesome, but this is... <shudder>
<Bow>
<rotfl>
You really need a hobby. Oh yeah, this might count.
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque
LOL! Nice work!
This made my day during my three hour class... had to hold laughter, but then I exploded during the break. You sir, have instilled a fetish in me for Brutes. And I am definitely making a homage character with your parody as a theme... (Giving you proper credit, of course)
P.S. If someone ever made a in-game video using your song, that'd be friggin' awesome.
Obviously, I'm going to need therapy after this.
Oh... My... <insert diety of choice here>!
Somebody has got to record a GOOD version of this and put a link here... I gotta hear this! There's got to be a karokee background of the song out there somewhere!
/Em Dance !!!
I...I...I...
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I cant decide if its brilliant or just a cry for help...
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Adversity/Animosity: Strength through Diversity. Respect and Fun.
;drumdance
LMAO!!
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Some invuln tank tried to dis
Cuz his powers were on my list
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Comedy gold.
Love it.
sometimes I think the devs post, just so that they can make us lazy bums that use the dev's digest laugh...
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Obviously, I'm going to need therapy after this.
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Or a power drill to let the music out of my head.
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In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfile...
(Please support the best webcomic about a cosmic universal realignment by impaired angelic interference resulting in identity crisis angst. Or I release the pigmy water thieves.)
(Sing in the tone of Sir Mixalot's Baby Got Back)
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her brute
Its so big
She looks like one of those reject tankers
Who understands those brutes
They only talk to her because she looks like a total melee'er
I mean her fury
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so huge
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so tanker
*rap*
I like big SMASH! and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a brute walks in with an itty bitty def
And a full fury in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that fury was full
Deep in the jabs she's doin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that fury you got
Make Me so SMASH!-ey
Ooh, dump of damage
You say you wanna get in my melee
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average AT
I've seen them attackin'
To hell with tankin'
She's raged, furied, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of n00b posters
Saying scrappin' is the thing
Take the average melee man and ask him that
She gotta pack much SMASH!
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your char got the SMASH! (hell yeah)
Well SMASH! it, SMASH! it, SMASH! it, SMASH! it, SMASH! on relentless
Baby got SMASH!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em tough and big
And when I'm throwin a jab
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double punch UH UH
I aint talkin bout MA
Cuz sissy kicks were made for boys
I wannem real fast and knockback
So find that juicy BI
Player's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that fury
So I'm lookin' at tank videos
Knockin these CoTs walkin like hoes
You can have them tankers
I'll keep my brute like She Hulk
A word to the slick brute sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- (Pow!)
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of tankers won't like this song
Cuz them punks tickle with hits and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm melee and I damage
And I'm down to get the SMASH!ing on
So heroes (yeah), heroes (yeah)
Do you wanna get within my melee (yeah)
Then turn around
Punch me out
Even defenders got to shout
Baby got SMASH!
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to brutes
Regen ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if it's AS-Jab-AS
So your alt throws an ice sword
Playin ice toggles like glacial
But ice armor ain't got a fury bar at the bottom of her end bar
My SS/EA don't want none unless you've got SMASH!, hun
You can do assault or build-ups, but please don't lose that fury
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the SMASH! ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So forums says you're gimp
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your resist is small and your attacks are SMASH!in
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the tanker dames in the other side
You aint it miss thing
Give me a brute I can't resist her
Def buff and taunts did miss her
Some invuln tank tried to dis
Cuz his powers were on my list
He had game but he chose to slot 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So brutes if the fury is full
And you wanna triple X SMASH! down
Dial 1-900-JABALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got SMASH!
Baby got SMASH!
Little in tha defense but she got much SMASH!
Baby got SMASH!