((lol that is ammusing))
Need a camerman, Sly? Or a bartender? Or, can I just come over and hang out?
Ironycon... I'd love to have you bartend... but well, you won't scare them away with any "jokes," right?
Voidchild walks by and notices the ad.. She reads it up and down.. Her left eyebrow starts twitching.. She continues walking..
The Sly Fox appreciates Voidchild's sense of control in not seeking him out and beating him to a bloody pulp...
...However he DOES suggest she "tell all her friends" to check it out! 
Wow...I am just...wow...your balls must be huge and metallic...wow.
Hmmm. I am not amused.
We will be talking, Sly Fox-san
Deth touches the sign and it vanishes in to the Netherworld.
(PS They are not.)
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Hmmm. I am not amused.
We will be talking, Sly Fox-san
Deth touches the sign and it vanishes in to the Netherworld.
(PS They are not.)
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Oh really, Milady Deth? And just how, pre tell, would you know?
Calls up Sly's cell number, not the 1-800 #
"Sly, u are a complete.....
GENIUS!"
(even if no self-respected woman would ever call that number 
)
PS-/emote slap Sly.
Ha...
Unfortunately no one HAS called that number... I can't figure it out! Who wouldn't want to join this supergroup?
WAIT!!! I got a message! Hold on!!
...
...
...........
Um... nevermind... it ah... must have been the wrong number...
<mumbles> A horse's what? <mumbles>
I'm not sure if the Sly Fox likes beer but I hope I can buy you a drink of some kind! (as soon as Paragon has a bar that is)
Good luck with your SG 
I look forward to it Nexxes. (My preference is Bass Ale, but hey, I'm easy!)
But I don't know where a good spot would be... as it seems to me lately that Paragon has adopted Temperance...
Hmmm... I STILL have not be contacted about membership...
I guess the super women of this city just don't want a group where they can FINALLY get the respect they deserve...
Or they have been mauled by Lady Deth, Foxy. *coughs as she hides a body and gives a thumbs-up to Deth*
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right."
- Mark Twain, Notebook, 1898
and
- Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash/The Flash, Teen Titans v.3, #6
That's playing dirty...
IC
Boscoe
Me hope da Deth lady dont find out bout this Prince Rainbow Fox get da slappies
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! Boscoe, go umm... find a fish!
Heh, I really need to ask Boscoe where he gets "Rainbow Fox" from...
Boscoe
Tigris lady know too. It cause Fox guy royalty.
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Heh, I really need to ask Boscoe where he gets "Rainbow Fox" from...
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Well, see, it all came about when we were discussing Foxy's symbol. He suggested a close-up on a middle finger (which was funny) but Boscoe said something about a rainbow, and how everyone who saw a rainbow could associate it with Foxy. Foxy made the usual protests, but it stuck. I started calling him His Highness, and so, Prince Rainbow Fox was born.
He hates it so.
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right."
- Mark Twain, Notebook, 1898
and
- Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash/The Flash, Teen Titans v.3, #6
You vex me!!
<shakes fist>
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You vex me!!
<shakes fist>
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You love the attention, so hush!
"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right."
- Mark Twain, Notebook, 1898
and
- Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash/The Flash, Teen Titans v.3, #6
*chuckles* Fox, she's right. You love the attention.
Roughshod smacks Fox in the back of his damn fool head... again.
... then posts a copy of the "group idea", Fox's number, address, and usual "hiding places" on the FemParagonHeroes.net BBS.
"That aughta knock th' wheels offa his lil red wagon."
Ad in the Perez Park Press
To All you Lovely Super Ladies Out There!
Tired of not getting respect? Tired of not being treated like the angels you are? Is no one telling you "gosh that jumpsuit really goes beautifully with your eyes?"
Well look no further! There is a new Super Group for you!
You can shine bright for all the world to see with the honor and recognition you so rightly deserve. Then, if you're tired from a hard day fighting crime, relax in our courtesy Jacuzzi... clothing optional!
If interested, contact The Sly Fox at 1-800-A-SLY-FOX and ask about this new Group of Defenders, entitled... The Harem*!
The lowest villain is appreciated, shouldn't you be too?
ACT NOW! SPACE IS LIMITED!**
*DISCLAIMER - "The Harem" is not an official group sanctioned by Paragon City, The Sly Fox, or any other individual. As it is an "undercover" group no one will know you are actually a member. Also, as there is no "official uniform," it is recommended you "wear what you like." Special attention is credited to anyone who chooses the "no clothing" option while at the headquarters. Any similarities to The Sly Fox's own apartment and the aforementioned headquarters is strictly coincidence. Even if the address is the same. Only female super heroes may apply, and are subject to The Sly Fox misplacing and/or forgetting their phone number after the first "interview."
**Space is not, in fact, "limited."