Vertistic

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  1. A lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easy... So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game. The Nigerianis tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..' This catches the Nigerian's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?' The Nigerian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500. The Nigerian pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DivineMajestic View Post
    Its all love.
    Heart you baby, now fix your computer :<
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DivineMajestic View Post
    Vert talks "trash" to people online cuz he cant do it outside of his bedroom. Get use to it, everyone else has.
    Divine, Me, You, Vegas.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CriticalKat View Post
    Yep I have been fat kidded. Oddly though I realize I have a lot to learn and pretty much suck. I also realize I am called a target a lot for that. Life will be much more enlightning when you come to the same realization. Just like they talk trash about how crappy I am, they do the same about you. Just like they call me as target as much as they can, they do the same for you. The sad thing about it is that I know it and you are oblivious to reality. I haven't pvp'd in almost 2 years and only pvp'd for about a year before that, what is your excuse oooo veteran one?

    I would much rather be a "noob" being farmed than a supposed to be Veteran player being farmed.
    :< I die moar than hot wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellssss
  5. It doesn't matter if you're a cool kid, Kat and Elf Stalker still get fat kidded.
  6. What are your in-game Globals?: @Klesk
    What characters do you have on Freedom?: Grav/Emp, Grav/Kin, Psi/Em, Grav/Cold
    Are you willing to respec into a PvP build?: I AM A BOSS
    Are you willing to roll a new character if needed?: I AM A BOSS
    Briefly describe your PvP experience:
    Best Emp in Coh
  7. What are you in-game Globals?: @insayian
    What characters do you have on Freedom?: sy/em, rad/sy, em/willp, elek/sr, mine/fier
    Are you willing to respec into a PvP build?: respeck?
    Are you willing to roll a new character if needed?: i think i have enough
    Briefly describe your PvP experience: i beat frost elf d in a duel once
  8. Vert & Peril (subject to change)
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by TrancEnding View Post
    I thought it was impressive that in one of the matches Sneaky pulled off 8 kills with Steatoda (The Widow) on him throughout the match.

    But, I agree with Divine. Everyone played well and I think we all had fun. Peeps shared constructive criticism and advice and I think this will definitely influence or persuade fresh meat err... new players to participate.
    Impressive? It takes skill to shark? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Silit View Post
    A partial draft/partial roster league will be presented VERY SHORTLY. The PvPec and I are just about done with the ruleset.
    more like faggotec
  11. I'm sorry but noone wants to play a draft format
  12. LF 4v4 Team: I got a Psi/Em, Mind/Fire, Rad/Psi and Stalkers...
  13. Vertistic

    LF ppv

    Anyone wanna 8v8?
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DitzyBlonde View Post
    If you think my posts so far are "rage posting"? All I have to say is "Lulz..you ain't played long.Eh,CK?"
    Ey dawg you with a SG?
  15. Wanna 8v8 tonight, just for warm ups <:
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by EnD_Reitanna View Post
    I think you need half brain to play mind/fire with bugged sleep proc, confuse for 5+ sec and proc'ed flares+fiery embrace. If poned would **** people on elec/ice blaster or ice cold corr i would admit he is good lol.
    I think someone with no brain can duel on a Dark/cold.
  17. I beat divines blaster on my dom without using mesmerize or confuse..... food for thought
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Konnichiwa View Post
    "CBBATLH(AHBD)" AKA "UTBG" Pre-Official roster

    Leaders:
    1. Silit
    2. Vert

    Captains:
    3. Vinnie
    4. Sneaky

    Members:
    5. Elite
    6. March
    7. Sorrows
    8. Justin
    9. Z
    10. Void
    11. Dexington
    12. Peril X
    13. Chris
    14. Vex
    15. Black Barrier

    Fixxed Roster cause it has to have 15 people _-_
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Konnichiwa View Post
    "CBBATLH(AHBD)" AKA "UTBG" Pre-Official roster

    Leaders:
    1. Vert
    2. Silit

    Captains:
    3. Vinnie
    4. Sneaky

    Members:
    5. Elite
    6. March
    7. Sorrows
    8. Justin
    9. Z
    10. Void
    11. Dexington
    12. Peril X
    13. Chris
    14. Vex
    15. Black Barrier
    16. Stasis
    17. Hatter
    18. Bitter
    19. Toxic Glacier
    20. Divine Majestic (Real Divine)
    Adding
    21. Johnny wildfire