Unbroken Shard

This has led to the human factions become hostile to other humans and unfortunately the cause more harm than good.

Phillip like the rest of his once noble clan is strongly resistant to being held as such, although part of a pack, the wolf has a solo life, only coming together to fend of a foe likely to threaten the pack as a whole.

As this documentary has sought to inform you, there is far more to the typical wolf, they have evolved into frightfully effect killing machines yet at the same time there is a secret side to them, a side not often explored but often exploited by heroes. Hopefully this can better aid in the prevention of more cullings, perhaps new methods can be found to prevent the threat they pose to the general public and heroes a like.'

This is adapted for a freak moment of insanity during a council warehouse paper mish my SG and I were doing:

'Here we can see a flock of migratory wolves in one of their less common habitats. The Alpha wolf, who the team and I have affectionately named Phillip, is constantly verifying his dominance over the others by savagely beating his chest and growling, on occasion he can even be seen to viciously slash the air space in front of him. Whether these attributes are due to challenges within the pack or due boredom through inactivity is a topic of much heated debate but the general consensus is that it is a combination of the two.

During the time that this film was taken Phillip was on heat, the noticeable scruffy mange could be seen to have a two tone effect and the constant air sniffing were clear signs that this was the case. The ideal mate for Phillip would be a young female wolf in her late teens of a strong build and well groomed. If Mating is ever successful for Phillip he may find himself with a brood of up to 9 puppies however this number usually declines fast as only the female wolf has emotional attachment to her new born puppies, if anything the Father is hostile and violent regrettably ending in demise of puppies provided the mother is a bad shewolf.

Life for the Wolf is in dire straights. Due too organized Hero cullings the number of native Earth Wolves is rapidly diminishing. They only appear to be vast in number due too many off world and inter dimensional portals the tamers (more on them in a bit) have opened bring in wolves of new and foreign bloodlines. A particular strain of DNA recovered from one of these wolves has shown to contain a harmful retro virus that is lethal to the Native Wolf. Of all these new lands that the new breeds are farmed from non is more notorious than the giant puppy farm on the praetorian world guarded by the formidable Shadow Hunter. 90% of Earth's Wolves are from lineages originating from that world.

There is a select number of people from Earth who have endeavored to study these ferocious beasts as such they have become known to many as the tamers and to many more as the council. The wear special suits smeared with a musk extracted from the glands of a wolf. This enables the tamers to mingle freely with the wolves for a wolf has very poor eyesight and relies on smell to detect friend or foe. A small number of the tamers have developed special powers to prevent uprisings and quell scuffles within the pack. Unfortunately these Tamers have over time become too engrossed and many believe to be part of the pack.

Just curious, because I'm thinking of rerolling my plant/thorns (lost the love for it) as a mind/psi, if Mass Hypnosis is used on a Mob does the Drain Psyche power break the sleep? I am thinking from a solo or team view point here.

3 friends and I have been a looking to do the LRSF for some time now and after many failed attempts of team building have decided to post here. As such we are trying again tomorrow starting at 8PM GMT and have 4 spaces needing to be filled, first come first serve. Tells can be sent to Shadow Fragment and any AT accepted.

First of you may be wondering who Mungo and Merulina's Test subject (aka MerTS) both are. Mungo is the now Ex Animate stone pet that belonged to my stone troller Eathworm and MerTS is my stalkers pet coral Guardian. The point to this post? Well once upon a time I got Mungo and things were good ... ok maybe not good he was fat and extremely lazy and I really wasn't keen on the constant fear that all that hard work of standing there doing very little would one day conk him out and his gravelly ticker pack in (partly due to the Ex part). Then I got my stalker to 47 and had the chance to try out MerTS. At first I thought bah a pet on a stalker ... useless until after the first two mishes I took him on. WOW! He was Mungo on something sort of drug. He holds Bosses and EBs's he has even held an AV in conjunction with sharky for a fairly decent period of time. He has a mid range attack which means that he is far far far more active. After dinging 50 and growing to love MerTS play style more and more it dawned on me .. Mungo was utterly useless. I have recently returned to Earthworm to get him to 50 and have sent Mungo to an nice early retirement home. Playing with him became such a drag I frequently forgot to animate him in the first place. I was seriously Missing MerTS combatabilty.
Now the real point I have seen other Animate Stone's in battle along side Mungo and they all seem to have a tendency to stand there doing nothing. My suggestion is give Animate Stone (and Jack's if they need them) a mid range attack like MeRTS bile spary powerand hey why not chuck in a hold or Immob just so that he does something more (maybe for balance issues not a hold and a midrange the hold has range on it anyway). I realise changes have been made but the changes are only effective if these pets engage in battle in the first place. The fact that they have hurl boulder is all good and well but when that becomes there only attack unless you yourself run through the MoB to drag him further in which can be dangerous or unless you have tp which is as always interuptable. Perhaps if give such powers Mungo may return .. I wouldn't mind if his durability is lowered slighty It'll give me more reason to buff him. Just wondered if any other people share these views or is it just me?

Well I have been totally warded off of presence pool now and as for Stalagmites, I love it on my troller, but forgot about Granites recharge hinderance (stupid me) hence that is out so it appears Fault may make an appearance later in my build but way way on when I have nothing left to get of any use (Wasn't to keen on the animation seemed overly Large). Ty for all your advice.

Ok I have experienced the diabolical power (imo) that is Fault. I ain't really that bothered in being swayed into taking it either because Stalagmites will be far more handy for me later on from the epics if I really want a stun. The real point to this post is I really wanna know is Tremor anything like Fault because if it is I am not going to take it. I took Hurl Boulder which I have fallen in love with, dropping fliers and getting runners whilst Taunt is down. I am still trying to decide between epics (which I have on my troller and I do like different powers on different alts) or taking the Presence pool even tho I realise the fears aren't that long in duration they last longer than Faults stunability from what I have experienced.

I too got this mish on my lvl 50 after failing Naylor, however as far as I was aware the eyeballs that count only spawn in 8 ppl teams on relentless (Hence very tricky for me and my SG working on it as they are all purples). I may be wrong, however when I tried with anything less than an 8 person team on any setting other than relentless they weren't spawning with Naylor (Pither may work differently though). gl with that.

Bob found Hammerick reading a novel written by Michael Douglas and as he approached him Hammerick's wobbly bit under his beak (which bore a radioactive sign) swung round fiercely until his whole head was peering down upon Bob.

"Yes," Hammerick quickly blurted out. Bob looked up with shame into Hammerick's eyes and started to say how sorry he was. Hammerick immediately forgave Bob and showed him how to make a frying pan.

So all in all the nuclear fire turkeys had shown Bob how to invent everything he needed, how to think for himself, how to cook his breakfast and how to start and end a feud.




(I have one last chapter prepared, The Ultra Sonic Vortex, Where it leads and How Bob Found It, I may post it not sure yet, hope you all enjoy )

With this news, Bob hurried out in search of Hammerick. Hammerick was the head leader of this tribe. Hammerick's tribe was called the Terwoolars, which were the founders of the Bob/Hammerick society. Hammerick informed Bob that an urgent iinvention was required and that this invention was a ... FRYING PAN.

So Bob, for the first time ever, thought that Hammerick was losing it in his youth, so instead of a frying pan he created Space travel and Time travel.

With this almighty rebellion Hammerick fainted (and was later revived by the odour of a sweet pea, found in the distant region of the world of man called Westminster), which led to the up rise of confusion. Bob was in a panic to find a fence with an ultra sonic vortex behind it. This gave way to 5 important questions that I shall bullet point for you:
.Where on Earth do you start looking for a fence with an ultra sonic vortex behind it?
.How would he send his letter off before this time last year?
.What was meant by quwendiggle and roundblank vortexes
.How would he see the Vortex if it was behind a fence?
.And why hadn't he had his breakfast this morning?

These questions hacked away at him until the last question's answer dawned on him; it was because he hadn't done as Hammerick had told him, ehich was to invent a frying pan, henceforth him not getting his nutritious daily quantity if fried sausage and fried egg. This had shocked him so much because he had just found out that he could think for himself. However he wouldn't have been able to, had it not been for the help of the nuclear fire turkey, Hammerick.

In a semi-detatched house

In a close

In a town

In a county

In a country

On Earth

In a solar system

In a Universe

In our dimension

Wednesday, 19 December 2001

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Mr Brown,
I am writing to inform you that there has been a terrible mistake in the time/space continuum and you have been helped along with your evolution by an interstellar war, which as a result caused catastrophic consequences. I shall advise you to reply to this letter as described because you are violating rule 47DB9 in the universal book of laws. This law clearly states that the law you broke was "taking advantage of a higher source of intellect and use it to evolve faster".
Now I refuse to allow other members of TUBUDWGO to criticize Earth because we hadn't got around to placing the law barrier over your planet. This means that as long as you keep an annual log of what you do, aided by the sub-dimensional aliens, and where you go, you are not accountable. This shall happen for 3 millenia and should you make peace with 4 billion planets, and wage war with no more than 1000, your planet shall be free from our watchful eye to do as you bid. This shall be on the term that you shall obey the whole of the universal book of laws forever.
To send the reports to us, you must post it through a gap in a fence with an ultra sonic vortex on the other side (this vortex must be either collapsible ot stable NOT quwendiggle or roundblank).
We shall expect the first arrival of your report by this time last year.
Yours sincerely,
The managing Director of TUBUDWGO.

[u]The Nuclear Fire Turkeys and How They Helped Bob Brown[u] Chapter Two
The world had changed a lot over the many years that had come to pass, and the nuclear fire turkeys had now learnt to speak French, English and Mongolian. Bob had discovered now that the reason the nuclear fire turkeys spoke Korean was because they had wandered into Waterstones book shop and bought themselves a tape called " How to learn Korean in 1000 easy steps" and "Korean, for those with a higher intellect". Bob was now a leader of a highly advanced cultural society (don't ask me how he had managed to stay alive for all these centuries because I don't have the foggiest). He had decided that they would make up an artificial history just so all the Bob Juniors and other children could have the pleasure to endure yet another subject in their lives in a strange governmental idea known as ...EDUCATION..., which some believed was an outrageous idea because they were children. Bob thought this was a grand idea though because the nuclear turkeys thought of it.
The nuclear fire turkeys had helped Bob in many ways. They had helped him invent things such as the car and tumble dryers. They had even taught him how to make the world's first curry. If it weren't for the turkey's man would've still been hunting down wolly mammoths to eat their dinner.
All this had been going on for around 50 years, until one day Bob recieved a letter sent to him from TUBUDWGO. The letter read like this:

okies folks chapter two should be up this afternoon, (only got 3 chapters at the mo) but just wanted to claim this is from my imagination, no drugs and/or drugs aided in the creation of this story ... now isn't that a scary thought

Once or twice and yet I am in your SG and team with you quite frequently T

The comet crashed into the forest on Earth, which was blazing with Ug's spectacular fire. As if from nowhere one nuclear turkey jumped out of the forest, hence the name Nuclear Fire Turkeys. As more and more came out of the forest Ug and his fellow men ran in fear from the petrifying beasts. If this wasn't for the fact the turkeys were faster Ug would have escaped but he didn't. A huge flash of light shot out of one of the turkey's telepathic communicators. They had two of these antenna like protruding from their foreheads. The bolt hit Ug in the back and it sent him hurling through the air towards a large heap of mammoth dung. Ug got up immediately. The special ray meant Ug had now become cleverer than anything else ever. He changed his name to Bob Brown and helped the turkeys zap more helpless men. It wasn't until now (even me) realized that the turkeys could speak Korean and it is because of this I shall cease my story here and take it up again 10000 years from this time when the turkeys had evolved to speak English.



Chapter two if ppl request it

Now shprinanaw competitions were wqhere each species created a few chemical concoctions and fired them at a thousand times the speed of sound straight into the other planet. This was a highly dangerous and experimental method of war, but the Zarboxians were so desperate to eat their supper that they agreed.
This is where the story explains how the green beam hit Ug's fire. As I have already stated, this was a highly dangerous and experimental method of war and because of this as each creature fired their first chemicals they hadn't thought to think what the others had fired which could have been catastrophic. it just so happened that the Merangatangs had fired an ionic compound, which was called Boggriumloomus, and the Zarboxian Idustrial Robots fired a heat-intensified element that was called Pantoriumdeesenine. The chemicals were on an unexpected collision path and at the point at which they hit each other a dimensional rip ocurred which meant that the new compound, which happened to be radioactive, flew across time and space through dimensions and crashed into a 5th dimensional turkey. This turkey was then torn from its dimension back to ours (the 3rd dimension). Now the panic striken turkey flew through space and landed on a passing comet. The Turkey was able to fly through space because it came from a higher dimension. The turkey some how managed to multiply like a bacterium and because they were all-radioactive from the new compound, they cased the comet to leave behind a green streak in its tail.

The reason the war had started was because the Zarboxian planetary government (otherwise known as the ZPG) wanted the right to eat the Merangatangs because they has been for the past few millennia. However, the Zarboxian food of old realized that they also had a right to not be eaten and they revolted against the ZPG to try and fulfil thier rights. This however called an interstellar war because the Merangatangs fled to another planet by hijacking the ZPG's flying vacuum cleaners and their space vacuum immobilisers, which allowed them to breath in space.
Now The Universal Body of Unnatural Disasters and Weird Goings On (the TUBUDWGO, pronounced two-bud-waa-go) had never in their whole existence, which had been around 40 berlowtians (around about 400 trillion, trillion, trillion, millenia), seen anything as absurd as one species food fighting back in prevention of being eaten (with the exceptions being the planets Earth, Bingong, Trebellion and Farashaw). For this reason the TUBUDWGO decided that the only way to resolve this was to see which the more superior species was (and as you can guess the ZPG argued that they had to be more superior because you'd have to be pretty stupid to allow yourselves to be eaten for the past few millenia). The Merangatangs had come to the conclusion that a great way to decide this would be by a shprinanaw competition.

[u]Nuclear Fire Turkeys[u] Chapter One
Many, many eons ago there was a barren and desolate planet called ...Earth... This planet was inhabited by strange ape like creatures (who for the sake of argument we shall called Man).Now Man was at what we would call the Stone Age period and no one was very bright. However one man called Ug had had a dream about another man who lived in a small shed on top of a mountain. In this dream the man had what can only be described as a wand and he was waving it about. Suddenly, without any warning at all, the wand shot a powerful beam of fire across the room, which jumped out of Ug's dream and hit a nearby forest. The forest set alight and the next thing that happened was that a strange beam of green light fell out of the sky.
Now whilst Ug was having this earth shattering dream, in a far off galaxy a war was being waged. This war was between the Merangatangs from the planet Mishnoo and the industrial robots from the planet Zarbox. Merangatangs were weird kind of edible, doughnut monkeys that were a funny shade of orange. The Zarboxian Industrial Robots were lemon shaped creatures, which were made from scrap metal from the universal scrap yard (which you can find just around the corner of the ninth black hole the other side of the Jumble Sale nebula).

Ok I am from the Kat/SR origin of AT this means I have suffered many a time from blows to the head. This I believe has lead to a potentially dangerous past time.

The number of times I see a kheld on a team shout VOID/QUANT/CYST KILL IT FOR ME! is numerous however my PB (lvl 34) gets a vicious urge to solo and destroy mentioned void/quant/cyst and most times after shields/BU/IS and a finishing attack the victim of this brutal surge of violence is down (cysts take longer but are doable). My WS has just hit the lvl (lvl 21) where he is semi unafraid of such things but I was curious is this just me or do other Khelds get a blood lust for the VQC's?

P.S My Khelds do have the tendency to battle VQC's until they drop no matter the odds and when soloing they continue the attack when face planted ... albeit verbally.

Ok, last minute post but at around 8pm-8:30pm GMT at least 2 teams, maybe 3, are needed to call forth caleb just so we can rub it in those pesky, good for nothing, Nerva ghosty faces that we took down their big boss and we are not afraid (not that we ever were), meeting at Thorn Island's southern beachs if u want to tag along, lvls 35-40 prefered. =)

You think PBs have it bad, Just try playing WS long enough for the constant Monotonous shwom of their attacks get to you, you'll be yearning for PB SFX soon enough.

5! 5! so many late gratz's, I just need to enusre Sang's is on time lol
Gratz H (T2)!

Wow the 4th Scoobie to say Gratz to, they are sprouting out of nowhere
Gratz!

Another l8 gratz for a fellow scoob for which I apologise,
Gratz!

As with Blue a bit l8 but Gratz are due where gratz are due
Gratz!