Ullikummis

Is there going to be a reduction in the "Cookies Eaten" series of badges?

<-- still doesn't have the "Nomocolypse" badge. Seriously, the requirements are too high!

Happy Birthday Willow!

*eats cookies picked from the Willow Tree to celebrate*

I admit only a fool gives advice unsolicited, but my desire to be of aid to you, dear Chaos Creator, overstrips my desire to me known as a man bound by common sense. If I may be so bold as to suggest a solution to the problem afflicting you, known to medical science as "Insomnia," it is this:
Position your self somewhere where you can observe me.
Then, endevour to count the cookies as I eat them.
I garuntee you will be in the Slumbery Kingdom before you know it!

There are too many ticks, not enough tocks.

Avatea 4
BackAlleyBrawler 18
Blue Steel 10
Castle 12
david_nakayama 12
EMpulse 11+
Ghost Falcon 10
Ghost Widow 10
Hero 1 10
Horatio 9
JLove - DED
lordofboardys 6
Manticore 8
Moon_Witch 11
Mynx 10
Niviene 10
pohsyb 13
Red Skeleton 5
Sunstorm 8
Synapse 10
The Dark Watcher 10
TheOcho 25
The Television 10-
War Witch 18

The Television -1
EMpulse +1

You might want to leave your cookies with me...for safekeeping.

Also, welcome to Guardian.

But might one not go on to say that no one gets out of life clean, fully monied and alive?

Well spoken good sir Knight, but I fear that a digression from your conclusion is to be presented in this very monolouge. For you see, words are like water and a topic is like the river bank. Only together can they form the river of meaningful dialouge.

I must concour with the aforementioned statement of words made by our esteemed colleuge Angryellow. Alliteration adds adventure to already aquainted admonitions. So, to add voice to voice, Carry on gentlemen, carry on.

I say! Has the topic of conversation wound its whily way to the topic of that most dilectable morsal: the cookie? I am beside myself with joy, as it were.

Happy Birthday!

*eats day old cookies to celebrate*

My Word! I mean *nom*

Please add Yeti Prince (level 48 ice/em blaster) to team 1.

You press me, dear Angryellow, otherwise I would surly not be discussing such matters, but permit me to say that I have witnessed a mastermind enwrap his victims in slithering tentacles created from the very souls of said mastermind's past victims. Once fixed in place, the hapless fellow is then doused in a caustic liquid by one of the mastermind's own robotic henchmen and the liquid is then set ablaze. Said fellow will writh and scream, but will be unable to extricate himself from his firey demise.

My good chap, I most humbly thank you for this most stimulating exercise. I fear though, that I can think of but one answer, and that answer being a corrupter learned in the arts of firey blast and dark miasma. Upon encountering his foes, the entrepid corruptor can lay down a patch of darkness so thick their designated opponets can but move at a speed excelled by a crawling infant. Once so ensnared, the enemy will find itself rained down by fire. All the good corruptor need do is enjoy a spot of tea as the enemy is quickly boiled in his own juices as it were. A most civilised means of battle, if I do say so myself.

I love it when a plan lets me

*eats 850 cookies to celebrate*

I ate 1,296,000 cookies while you were gone.

Please permit me a moment to proclaim my deepest pleasure that our good chap, New Age Knight, has been so kind as to join this very discussion. A thread without New Age Knight is like a cookie without nary a chocolate chip--delicious, but disturbingly lacky in every bite. Good show, Old Sport. Good Show!

Happy Birthday Blood Beret!

*put little Berets on his cookies before eating them to celebrate*

Is this why I never get into closed Beta?
You guys know all it takes is a cookie to get me to talk?

Hey what happens in the Hami Jello stays in