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I volunteer to be ganked... as much as I try to resist it will probably happen, thats if I don't [censored] you off first with mines and TP foe then flee the area!!!

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You flee the area, I'll track you down and destroy you thrice in a row again

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the bugger that ganked me

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For distinction in a PvP zone, I hereby award Chives with the Scrapapocalypse Golden Witches Hat. God bless his ganking, and all those who gank alongside him!

Keep living the dream.

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My hat... Chives stole my hat. I'm going to cry in the corner again until you give it back.

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If you gank two Blasters you can have it back.

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the bugger that ganked me

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sounds like a porno version of a James Bond film

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LMAO

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Might want to specify whats happening to your [censored] for it to be Off, given the context of the discussion

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I also want to toughen up for PvP!


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Take Epic Shields. Slot Epic Shields. PM me everytime your PvPing so I don't have to be there.

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the bugger that ganked me

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For distinction in a PvP zone, I hereby award Chives with the Scrapapocalypse Golden Witches Hat. God bless his ganking, and all those who gank alongside him!

Keep living the dream.

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I was doing some door missions as I was lvl 39 and had run out of contact given ones...

I don't remember complaining about it, just that I had a bone to pick with the bugger that ganked me is all.

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I got shot by a Blaster when I was having lag issues. I didn't say I was having lag issues, had no visible warning that told people I had lag issues and anyone who attacked me had no conceivable way of knowing I had lag issues.

This was of course ganking.

Yeesh, suck it up and go somewhere else if you can't trust your PC. Theres plenty of content that doesn't cause you to call someone names just because they beat you.

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CoF is even better in PvP. A DM/DA is the main reason people complain about Fear...go make those complaints justified

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Out of curiousity can a DM/DA get you ( also a DM/DA ) feared or is your fear resistance good enough? Also even if they weren't feared I'm sure the -ACC they are getting from ToF and CoF + attacks would also [censored] them off something chronic.

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Used to be the case that it'd take them so long that it wasnt really worth it. Now, Im getting Feared by Spectral Terror so yes, I'd say its very very possible.

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(Roll credits)

Dick Van [censored]? Ah the irony of censorship...

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I like Diagnosis Murder, but it was better with Scott Baio. Its not just Joany who loves Chachi.

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The ghost ship got stuck after I5 was released too. Coincidence?

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The biggest coincidence is that every single release has been buggy as hell

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(Shambles off towards door, pauses, turns around, shambollically...)

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Okay, its two apples! Are you happy now Inspector? I took Sallys apple, then shot her and hid her in that abandonded quarry. Youve got no prints or the murder weapon, but seeing as Im the only other established actor in this show I must be guilty. By the way, I hope you taped this confession because I could deny the whole thing and just get off scott free. In fact, I might just kill you, Jim Rockford, Dr. Quincy, The Hart Foundation, Mrs. She Wrote, Dick van [censored] and Magnum PI and then no-one will ever catch me!

Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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A philosophical dilemma for you to ponder:

Harry has three apples. If he gives an apple to Sally, how many apples does he have left?

Think about it.

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Im still thinking...

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If you go to leave the room, then turn around at the last possible second I'll be compelled to tell you the answer even though your flimsy evidence wouldn't hold up in a court of law.

CoF is even better in PvP. A DM/DA is the main reason people complain about Fear...go make those complaints justified

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mine is 400+

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Mines 1,000,000 because of all the non-stealth Ive got. Non-stealth r0xx0rz in Bloody Bay.

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I don't get massive in game lag problems unless I'm on the beach, long loading times but not massive lag, the beach however is lag hell as soon as more than 15 people are there.

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Then turn down your graphics settings before you PvP. I have to.

seriously, what do you expect, someone to send you tells before they attack you to ensure your not lagging? You Rangers were attacking me the other day: I could have been lagging. No-one bothered to ask.

You step into an open PvP zone, your going to get attacked. Suck it up, or go to a PvE zone where you can't be attacked by fellow Heroes. Or try out a zone where you can't be attacked by Heroes, Bloody Bay is fun too.

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Some members of Defiant's growing Elfling community have made a small comicstrip.

http://www.lesu.dk/coh/comic.php

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Okay, [censored] is an Elfling and where can we napalm them?

In my experience, if I run CJ and CoD I never get immobilised unless someones really stacking it on me. I get immobilised all the time through just CoD (And guess whose mez resists just got nerfed...) but less through CJ when just thats running.

I don't think the CoD cuts it as our sole immobilisation protection.

I really really really hate Blasters, especially the stealthy gits who drop out of the air while your facing someone else and clobber you.

Damn, Im glad ProfC quit.

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Finally, just wanted to say that, if you don't wish to PvP, you don't have to - it's that simple.

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But since the end game is all about PvP your mising out on a whole lot because, in his wisdom, our glorious leader decided a mainly PvE game that he couldn't balance wasn't enough of a challenge: he needed tonnes of PvP too!

But then I like PvP

A philosophical dilemma for you to ponder:

Harry has three apples. If he gives an apple to Sally, how many apples does he have left?

Think about it.

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oh and I could throw in a couple of insults for the rest of Crapapocalypse too for good measure, starting with Midnight Agent and his pink short-shorts ?

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No, because you suck.

If you can see a toggle I can drop, I'd be happy to hear it.

I need Combat Jumping for Immobilsation Protection.
I need Acrobatics for Knockback Protection.
I need Osbidian Shield for Mez and Psi Protection.
I need Murky Cloud for Energy/Elements and End Drain Protection.
I need Dark Embrace for S/L Protection.
I need Tough to shore up my S/L Protection.
I need Cloak of Darkness for +Perception.
I need Cloak of Fear to make me good in PvP.
I need Focussed Accuracy because it is teh roxxorz.

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Please, Edge, the only creative work on this thread can be work insulting Chives.

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Chivesy-wivesy-ives, Why Are You Stupid? We really really hate you.
Chivesy-wivesy-ives, Why Are You Stupid? We need you to stop being a moron.

Come on Chivesy-wivesy, I see you... pretending your odour isn't reminiscent of a sewer
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, that you live in your own filth.

You know we got a mystery to solve, just why is Chives such a chump?
[Chives] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Please go away!
And Chives if you come through
we hope you have yourself a heart attack!
That's a fact!

Chivesy-wivesy-ives, There You Are. You're stinky and your ugly.
If we can count on you Chivesy-Wives, We know you'll act like an idiot.

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now.

Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.

You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scooby Doo be ready for your act.
[Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Don't hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You. You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you Scooby Doo, I know you'll catch that villian.

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Is that an original composition, because its very very good

There is hope. I calculate that if we complete one TF a week for a whole year, we will earn 2.5 million prestige.

Thats not enough for the next plot up, but whats a year between friends?

Heres a poem I wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd like to eat Chives head,
And post the remains to his family.

Fin.