The_Bronx

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  1. Stray, would it be wrong to neg Kat? It isn't like she can see it or return the favor ..
  2. The_Bronx

    Server therapy?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marut View Post
    Oh, and watch out for the penguins... They're friendly sorts, but next thing you know, your lunch money's gone, and you're waking up in a bathtub full of ice in Tiajuana... *%&#ing penguins...

    -M
    Dude, we were able to cultivate Steve a girlfriend out of that kidney.

    So, try to think of the bigger picture. Your scar will heal. You're so sensitive ..
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BigMoneyHustla View Post
    So, a friend of mine pre-ordered the other game, and he was telling me about it... sounded cool. So I bought myself a lifetime subscription. I thought, yeah, even if the game only lasts a year, I've got my moneys worth. My mate says, you know you probably have to buy the game aswell ...

    I go back to the site, read through everything. At the bottom, there's a little * saying that a retail code is required to play the other game... I look back up at the offers, neither of the offers have that little star next to them, or any of the sublisted features. So sweet, i'm good.

    About half way through the download, my mate keeps insisting that I'll need to buy a retail copy of the game. Thinking to myself, I just forked out $200 for a lifetime subscription, then i'll have to shell out another $50 for the game on top, which includes a month of play that's completely useless to me...

    So I ring the other game's company. Ask the guy when I receive my retail code... He says that I have to purchase it from a store. I then ask him where on the site it says that either of the two offers say that. He points me to the little section down the bottom where the * is... and the second sentence in that paragraph that those offers are for the subscription part of the game. So I ask again, where does that paragraph point to either of those offers.

    I don't know about you, but when there is some sort of indicator, such as a *, or ^ or any other symbol, it points to a particular item on the page. There was no such particular indicator on either item. So anyway, I just asked for a refund, as I wasn't going to shell out $200 for a lifetime subscription, that doesn't include the game, then have to fork out another $50 which includes a months play thats useless. He was happy to oblige, took 3 days for the refund to get back to me, but I did get it back. As a result of this incident, I have no intention of playing this game anymore.
    Was I the only one thinking, "Well, guess you're not a big money hustler .."

    In all seriousness though, I completely agree with how you went about it.

    Lifetime sub should basically include the game.

    Then again, I am wary of anything that offers a lifetime sub to begin with.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marut View Post
    Still here
    Lies!

    I am pretty much still here though, I guess.

    I mean, if I didn't have third world internets, I would probably try the game.

    But, from images and videos, I can't really say I was drawn to it in the slightest. I'm pretty nonchalant about ****, though.

    I still leap on City, mostly to chat and lightly marketeer for a bit, unless I am invited to something that will take approximately twenty minutes and I've got Conan still for PvP purposes. I feel complete with my MMO needs.
  5. Oh, I'm going to be watching you now ..

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  6. The_Bronx

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  7. The_Bronx

    Statements Only

    I don't even know what thread this is that I am posting in.
  8. Even if I had one, no. Most make them and think since they have speed boost, and moderately use it, that they are greatness.

    Brutes are the ****, though.

    You prefer Radiations over Kineticists, right?
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    The ***** must die.
  10. Radiation Emission.

    Tanker or Brute?
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  12. Black Republicans Always Vote Oddly. Zucchini Undercooked Leave Ulcers

    CONSTANTINOPLE.
  13. Your pal didn't get the kill.

    It was stated he had to be taken to -1 due to someone breaking a rule earlier.

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  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chaos Creator View Post
    I don't even feel hung!
    I can forward you some of the e-mails I get that promise great results.
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  16. I can't believe you guys are killing Mod8.

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  18. What did I roll over and find in bed after Friday night's party?

    A tranquilizer dart, synthetic hair and a toe nail.
  19. The_Bronx

    i16 - Open Beta

    That's what Alpha and Dread were commenting on with you.

    That they are only now getting it as it is being ported to Heroes.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by DaveMebs View Post
    I would like to know how big te regen/recovery bonus is. Not sure if I will go for that or fire ball if the numbers are similar to health/stamina as i expect
    I don't know if I read it somewhere or simply heard from someone ..

    But, I believe Physical Perfection is 50% of the Fitness powers.
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  21. The_Bronx

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

    Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

    "I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

    Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

    Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

    Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not
  22. Girls Only Like Dancing For Insanely Swag Homes

    MOTHER TERESA
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