Steelclaw

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"You're telling me I shouldn't have pushed the shiny, red button?"

*boom*


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"What's this button do?"

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And of course... this will be the ultimate power to use in Pinnacle...

"Hold my drink and watch this..."

How did they get Cyberpup after looking at Cyberdog?

Stripped gears.

You had me at "spreadsheet."

What is a forum dream for an upcoming issue?

Hairy harem

What were Lord Recluse's original minions when attempting to be a MasterMind?

Tanker Bikini

What do you call the guy in the bear costume whose zipper got stuck in the bathroom?

plastered platypus

Who did the best cover of "Iron Man"? EVAH!

Little Bunny Foo-foo

When I first hit the scene I was known as ColoniesMan

What is the Grand Theft Auto mini-game version of the children's game Chutes and Ladders?

Monopoly; City of Heroes edition

You did what with it? I sent it in to you for dry cleaning and now it's the flag in Atlas Park?!

What's the crime that gets the most Rikti Officers decommissioned?

Sleep with the fishes

Welcome to the madness... now with lemony fresh scent!

My question stems from the recent attention Origins have received with the Midnighter introduction. I was wondering if we can look forward to seeing origin-specific story and/or mission arcs in the future?

The formatting of your hard drive is almost complete.

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What is a desperate attempt at job security?

The Alaskan pipe line.

What do you see a lot more of on European beaches?

the long and the short of it

How can you tell when Mr Freeze is really, really happy?

Fargin Ice holes

What is already maxed out at the Fear cap without a single enhancement slotted?

Garden of Eden

Despite all your voyeurism... what were you finally arrested for?

Whacking wily wallabees with weighty walkers

If I could do it all over again? Nah... I wouldn't have taken that drink...

You guys are restricted to Security Level 50? Really? Heh. Hahaa.. BWA-HA HA HA HAAAA....

I could SO kick Blue Shield's butt...

Task Force? Oh... right.. yeah I have a Task Force for you... Umm... go to Jiffy Cleaners and pick up my laund... er... get the Cape of Power... after that you need to go to Paragon Grocers and click on about 50 glowies in dairy, meats, canned goods...

Hellions? No... I don't fight Hellions... they scare me...

You like Miss Liberty, huh? You know... I'm her grandfather... for a small fee I could "introduce" you two...

What is the real reason you never see Positron sitting down?

Presidential Speech Writer

What do you call someone with a hardened sole?

Dependence on Foreign Oil

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First day of school yesterday. Oldest boy comes home (age 12) complaining that the girls are picking on him. Tried for 20 minutes to tell him it is because they like him but can't get him to understand. Oh well. It will probably only be a few more years until he brings home something, errr, someone I wish he wouldn't have.

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My daughter, now 13, will be entering that "bring the boy home to meet daddy" thing pretty soon. I am looking forward to it.

You see... I collect swords... I plan on arranging one of the rooms in my house as a "display room." I will take the boy, all friendly like, into the room and have a nice long conversation about respect and taking good care of my daughter... I may also take down a sword and sharpen it with a whetstone while having this conversation..

Gotta love that long steely rasp sound.. almost as good as nails on chalkboard..

Do you think he'll take the hint?

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The only infants I have access to, I already spent nine months cooking. No sense in overdoing it.

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During a recent rant from my 13 year old daughter I turned to my ex-wife and said "Any chance we can put her back where she came from?"

Strangely enough neither one of them seemed keen on the idea... although it did stop the screaming.

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I just got home from the doc. He told me that the baby has dropped pretty low. I've been in pain off and on for a week. I could have it any day now instead of August 12ish. I still have to finish cleaning the house (again) and make plans on where to put the kids when I go into real labor. I'm so friggin stressed out, ticked off and exhausted. This has been the crappiest pregnancy I've ever had. Nothing's ready. No one at home seems to give a crap. I'm 127lbs.. when I should be 150lbs by now. I'm too worn out to cook anymore. At least the baby is healthy and strong.. as he's sucking the life right out of me. Thanks for the Rant!

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Sucking the life out of you? He's a dark/dark defender!!