Squiddy_Attack

Something was thumping up the stairs heroside, making enough noise and impact to be heard by most of the people upstairs. It had a sharp clink at the end of every step, like a blade against metal.

Soon enough, the new visitor became apparent. As it stepped onto the top floor, one of the lights flickered for a second.
It was six feet tall, muscular, and half-hunched over. Long, limp, flame-red hair hid its face. Probably for the best.
It was hard to tell whether the thing was male or female, because it wore armor. Hi-tech, thick armor crisscrossed with glowing purple circuitry.

And as for the clinking noises when it came up the stairs? It had giant talons, rather than feet. There were claws on its hands, too. Any part of its body that was exposed was covered in red scales. Red, bony spikes were jutting out of its shoulders. It had a reptilian tail.

The thing moved towards the bar, stepping very heavily, maybe a little unsteadily. It plunked itself down on one of the empty stools. Then it spoke.
"...Have you got any...spare batteries?..." it asked. Its voice was weak, rough and raspy, but definitely female. It almost sounded as if it was speaking with half a lungful of water.

The light above the thing suddenly dimmed. There was a tangible aura of deadness around it. Not so much an aura of death as an absence of life.

Something glowed faintly behind its curtain of hair.

*bows humbly and receives the cheezbrgr award*

Wait, I know!

"I CNTROLZ UR MYNDZ NAO


U GET ME CHEEZBRGR"

Im in ur mish, steelin ur myndz

*shrugs it off*

After being a Blaster, and therefore living in Mez City, for so long, you don't even notice when your brain turns to mush again.


Just kidding


That is actually one of the most awsum screenshots I've ever seen.

For a RL friend, Criminal Procedure:

Sue! Sue! Sue!

Glowing Hellkite (the picture's Dragon )

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*snerk*

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QFT

I has moar cards. For my VG:


Grim Lynn
Nether Thing
Black Mirage
Nickelle
Run Riot
Checkout Girl


And blueside, Kageshin

Khel
Checkout Girl from my VG

Oh, and PTNinja, those cards rock.

Ink
Technically it's not CoX, but still
The Famous Atlas Drum Tower
Trashnado
SQUIDDY ATTACK

Teh link, it duz not werk.

TELL ME THE NAME OF THAT DRAGON SG.

--V
O_O

Ahahahahaha!


XD

This is hilarious. Dragon seems like she's going "Told you that drink was horrible, bleargh"

This lolcat gave me a brilliant idea. It involves the Huge Evil Brain.


Here is the end result of this evil plot:

Mah Toopay

Dragonistic -- Theme constantly changes, and I forgot what it is again, so I'm not going to post it

Kheldragon -- All Good Things Come To An End (Nelly Furtado)

Ink Dyne -- Lay All Your Love On Me (Abba) (The down, down, down seems to me to fit her well)

*brings back the necrothread*

LET ME SHOW YOU MY TF


My TF. Let me show you it.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! It's my birthday! Am I gonna get the Smoke Dragon? Huh mom? Am I am I am I?

LR: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

GW: My lord?

LR: Everybody's nerves,

BS: Uh Boss?

LR: Everybody's nerves.

Scirocco: Lord--

LR: Shut up! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves--

Mako: --Recluse--

LR: AND THIS IS HOOW IT GOOOES! I know a song that...

GW: Mako, would now be a particularly good time to tell him about what happened to his laptop?

Mako: No.

*door shuts, GW walks in carrying groceries*

LR: Honeeyyyy? Did you rememeber to buy that repellent for our spider infestation?

GW: Er...Must've slipped my mind

Mako: But it looked so cold, trembling in the rain! Can I keep him?!
LR: No! Take it back to where you found it!

^FMA reference

Please, don't make me a shaved kitty

LR: NOOO! Mako taped over "Teletubbies!"

I have no idea what any of these are, but I like cats, so I'll just pick Frank Miller and the Shaved Kitties