Shadow Ravenwolf

*for a chunk of her cash, a book, TV and movie deal, Shadow Ravenwolf puts up with the skank long enough for her to fade into the mortar of a brick wall ... er ... obscurity*

Goodnight you Princes of Comic and Hero/Villain Culture, you Kings of the Forums






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Venting In Character As Rage Inside Overflows Under Surface

DISCOVERY

Congratulations!!

{insert obligatory "PL Meh!!" statement here}

To the Contrary, the Arizona Diamondbacks are in fact owned by Lord Nemesis. Baseball and homemade apple pie are the corner stitches on the fabric of this great nation. What better way to infiltrate our society and keep your army fit and healthy than letting them play baseball.

The April 25, 1976 Heroic Action on the part of Rick Monday was nowhere near the capacity of Nemesis.

*straps the *****y chunk of repugnant replicator down on the table and awaits an inspiration so hellish, the mortals of this forum would quit the Internet in it's entirety should they glimpse into the darkness that shall befall this celebrity of the fertility clinic*

Edit: "My saws are sacred instuments of Justice. To use them on this wretched waste of existence, would be to forsake all of your righteous expectations of my plight to smite the evil from this world."

*summons Howler*

*Howler quickly stabs AY in the [CENSORED] and runs his jagged claws down his face*

*AY, struck with terror at the shockingly painful encounter, rears back. To his horror, the saws come alive on their own, jousting and teasing the full terror from AYs highly pitching and irregularly throaty whine*

*Howler fancies himself a crack shot with his native fling and nails AY in the mouth to shut him up*

*Howler continues to ravage AY's face, chest, and other
sensitive tidbits of flesh and bone*

*in a smokey flash of dastardly disgust, the chainsaws rebuke their ill-fated summoner and return to their beloved master*

"Don't **** with a Jedi Master, Son!"

Nope, I was actually thinking about pizza.

TPBM is really getting hungry after reading the past couple of posts.

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PSYCHO

I can use the assist for our small VG.

Guardian
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@Shadow Ravenwolf
I can sink 100 Mil for your match of 100 Mil.

(Work weekends, so best to PM me here and arrange a meet maybe Monday evening or so.)

Thanks in advance.

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SAFE WORD

Hey You!! Mr. Angryellow, Yes You!! Behind the bikeshed... Stand Still Laddie!!

*fires up the Dual Chainsaws of Progressive Learning and prepares to school the schoolie*

You're right. I'm currently drinking nothing. I will be drinking coffee later though.

TPBM is looking at my Avatar and is getting hungry.

*looks at stubbly face in mirror, fires up Dual Chainsaws*

Thanks Zy!!

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Stroker Ace in my pants

The Forumite Manifesto
by
+++Shadow Ravenwolf+++
Written May 28, 2010

Another one got caught today, it's all over the Intarnets. "Poster Banned in Flame War Scandal", "Forumite Suspended after Threadjacking"...

Damn gamers. They're all alike.

But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the forumite? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

I am a poster, enter my world...

Mine is a world that begins with Player Questions and Technical Issues... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they post bores me...

Damn Suggestions & Ideas. They're all alike.

I'm in Archetypes & Powers. I've listened to self righteous bigots explain for the fifteenth time how I should play my game. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't take Speed Boost on my Controller. I don't usually team with her..."

Damn kid. Probably jerkhacked and duped the rares. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found an AE Exploit. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me... Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ***.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...

Damn kid. All he does is farm for Purples. They're all alike.

And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the cable line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. "This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...

Damn kid. Running up the Utility Bill again. They're all alike...

You bet your *** we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food in the Dev and Community Digests when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like PVPIO drops in a 1 hour arena match.

This is our world now... the world of the Quote and the New Reply buttons, the beauty of the Rich Text Editor. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us Trolls. We explore... and you call us Dirty Exploiters. We seek after knowledge... and you call us Dirty Farmers. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us Dirty RPers. You build Ban Hammers, you wage Threadlocks, you Edit, Delete, and Move posts on us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what theie avatar looks like. My crime is that of out posting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a Forumite, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

*lights blackout in the thread arena*

*BBBOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG*

*all Megami-Neko saw was the flash off the urn and a pasty white arm toss them into a coffin*

Democracy is in fact a Nemesis Plot. By convincing the people at large that they matter and that they are somehow responsible for voting the control of their own leadership, they have been brainwashed into believing democracy works for them.

However, it is the Media who control the airwaves and influence what you wear, what you drive, what you eat, and even how you live your lifestyle. Media is the psychological warfare division of the government. Asserting control over your feeble minds and influencing your votes with flashy ad campaigns and You Tube video memes, they perpetuate themselves in the Capital, while we are left to our socio-economic slavery.

Democracy has Nemesis written all over it!

Now, something such as bobbing for apples at your Halloween Carnival is just plain good family fun. Wholesome. Entertaining. Filling. Occasionally rewarding if your date is with you.

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Wow, I'm not sure why it's taken me so long to find my way in here, but I think this thread may have in fact just saved my life!

Thanks Champion!

Go Go Gadget Conniption Fit

Ok, I tried to do this the nice way...

*whistles quietly as Howler unlocks the handcuffs and hands me my Dual Chainsaws*

Ok, Party Time!

*starts to show Stormy a few new tricks with the chainsaws*

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