Prodiguy

"6:00?... Well, I have like... *coughsixhourscough*... I doubt I will need to exactly run there... And, I suppose I could hang out here for a while... So, how did you end up here?" Kevin muttered, changing the subject from the meeting pretty quickly.

After all, no need to involve the innocent... Uh... Villain girl... in matters such as that...

He really had to think about what to call these people... Villain-Children? Mini-V's? Villains of youth?

"...Whatever..."

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Experiment: "Wow, even I could not have thought something THAT sick up. Hey Hal, where did the sta--"

Jenny: "QUIET!" *FOOM!*

"Right... Yeah, mine was just from some Nigerian place, I think... As if I didn't get enough of that on the internet... Hehe..."

"It must have just been a coincidence..." Kevin thought, shaking his head slightly, "Why would she get a letter anyway? No matter... I should go check this out... Might let me find out something about these people I didn't already know..."

"Uh... You know, I might just... Go for a stroll at..." He glanced around slightly, raising an eyebrow. "Uh... y'know what time it is?"

"Stay away from me you crazy machine!" came a shout, quickly followed by a scream of pain and the sound of electricity. An evil, female laugh was easily discernable over the screaming, and a chuckling Pyro-Technis stepped into the room.

"I told that guy that making his little mini-computer into a robot was a bad idea." he said, followed by yet another burst of electricity. Experiment came sprinting into the room, stopped, and turned. A red and black, 5 inch tall machine with the pattern of the Fifth Column entered, only to be kicked in the head and sent flying.

Experiment turned, dusting himself off. "Okay... So... What are we doin'?"

"I will get you for that, 2.0!"

((Ever since I saw the pets for the 3 year Vet. Rewards, I have been planning to actually make PDA as the mini Fifth Column bot. Muahahaha!))

Kevin stepped out, carrying his previous uniform minus the mask, which still stayed over his eyes. He looked around quickly before shrugging and throwing the red and black costume onto his bed. He picked up the note, opening it. He read it quickly, holding back a curse.

Not only had this note somehow gotten into the room without his noticing, it seemed to be arranging something... A breakout? He had to check this out.

"Did your note say anything... Odd?" he asked Katsumei, not taking his attention from the note.

Kevin nodded, not stopping until his eye caught something on his bed. "Hey, I got mail..." he muttered, mostly in the monotone version of a computer's alert. "Odd. Well, I need to turn into a humanoid orange now. I will be in the bathroom."

With that, he grabbed his 'new' uniform, and walked into the bathroom quickly.

Keven leaned his head against the wall outside, yawning tiredly. He wanted to go back inside the cell and sleep, but he just KNEW that the girl inside would be coming out of the bathroom JUST as he walked in. It ALWAYS happened that way.

"Don't be so immature... Just poke your head in, and ask if it is safe to go to sleep yet. It really isn't that big a deal, right?" he tried to reassure himself, which pretty much failed. However, he still went through with it.

His head poked into the room, eyes shut tightly, and hands over said eyes for extra measure. "Can I come in without being disembowled yet?" he called.

Experiment followed behind Midas silently, but rolled his eyes at Damien as he told the sentient lizard thing that they were coming along. Did they really need all of this attention?

'Well, to be fair, I do look like a giant cherry-flavoured target...' he thought to himself, shrugging. Besides, leaving a little girl, no matter how odd, with these people would be against my most basic values.'

((...Can I just say... At the end there, where the 'announcer' is speaking in bold... I thought that began with 'Oh noes!'.

Carry on.))

The second Katsumei began even the MOTION of removing her clothing, Kevin was gone. The cell door was creaking back from the force that it was thrown, and the spying hero was outside, looking in the opposite direction of his cell. It was better to not be in the cell and safe than in the cell and then be assaulted, murdered, and possibly having his insides ripped out and eaten by anyone here.

"Eh, I wouldn't mind if only OUR suppressors could break easily. We are probably not as much of a threat to the general populace as some of the people here. I mean, we DO need a world left so we can take it over..." Kevin replied, shrugging.

To Katsumei's next inquiry, 'Terroricer' chuckled. "No, the mask is... Well, mainly, it is so people don't know me. If I were to hatch an evil plan, I wouldn't want people knowing what my true face looked like. And I swear, if any Longbow tries to remove this mask... The smacking down of the human candy canes will ensue."

Kevin suddenly began chuckling, looking down slightly. "The sad thing is, I actually accept that, as I know compared to most humans, it is probably VERY intelligent... Hell, someone I know who calls himself a 'genius' is about as sure-footed as a blind penguin on roller skates in Africa..."

The heroic villain felt a twitch in his left eye begin to develop.

"...Please just call me Kevin..." he muttered, rubbing the bridge of his nose through his mask. And a few things. Number one, I am worried that the dampeners can be broken like that. We haven't exactly got the NICEST assortment of people and/or alien beings here. Number two, you have a random creature in the facility? You had better be able to control it... And number three, no, I do not skate."

However, on this third point, he paused. "Well, no, I have done it once or twice... But, that is neither here nor there. It was mostly the cherry doing the sliding..."

[ QUOTE ]
"WEEE!!!!" shouted Experiment, sliding up and down the frozen water slides created by the Outcast leader, Frostfire. He spun in the air, flinging a spine or two into some Matches, and sliding back to the Bricks on the lower levels. Meanwhile, Liquid Burst was busy bringing the Shockers down with energy blasts. A stray bolt send him flying back, sliding across the icy surface. He flipped back, firing a stream of ice, freezing the Shocker that had hit him, and landed.
"Ugh, dork." 2.0 said, rolling his eyes as he slashed a Brick's mallet away.
"Hypocrite..."

[/ QUOTE ]

"...No, not really, I guess..."

...

I swear, that will be LOTR:O.

Trust me. I am a human-shaped being of carbon. I am trustworthy.

Kevin froze, right before Inky came inside. He was GLAD that somebody had interrupted their chat. He hadn't exactly thought everything out yet.

"Uh... Wow... You uh... You got in here pretty easy, huh? ...They really should make it so you can lock the doors in this place--"

Terroricer stopped, slumping with the usual 'oh duh' face. "Okay, that was stupid... Juvenile detention center... Blah."

Well said, Mecha. I could never have said it better myself in a million years.

No, a trillion.

Okay, maybe a trillion. I will decend to billion.

....Back to trillion.

In all seriousness, I just wanted to emphasize what Mecha said about taking a few liberties with powers, while not going over the top.

For instance, Experiment 2.0, my main hero, uses spines and dark armour. In RP, the dark armour is much stronger, and yet only used in VERY rare cases, while he uses spines like a melee weapon at all times, and using Acrobatics in his fighting.

He will flip, perform scissor maneuvers, and stuff like that. I personally do not limit myself to what the game says my character can do with his spines. However, I also add a (very weak) adjustment.

2.0's spines are attached to his body through organic lines, if he chooses them to be, and so has what would appear to be an organic grapple hook. It is used to latch onto people, items, or keep himself from falling a great height without his jets, but other than that, they are pretty useless. Now, it IS an add on that is not in the game, but as far as I can tell, it is not god-modeing.

However, if said lines were made of pure cutting light, able to kill/knock unconscious things with a single touch, I would have to re-overlook my abilities. Subtle differences can differentiate (I hope to heaven I spelled that correctly) between god-modeing and 'taking liberties.'

Listen to Mecha. He knows things.

(( I have to agree...

...This place has slowned down so much! Post, people! ))

Kevin sighed audibly, even through his mask. This was going to be a looooong day...

"I was brought here through the higher channels... They decided to first send me to some guy who seems just like someone I know. Wouldn't let me pick any good names, so I decided to joke around and say 'Strawberry Icing.'"

He hung his head. "It stuck. Damned sarcasm-lacking Longbow...

"Anyway, since it seems we are going to be hanging out for a while... Apart from being captured and put here, how has your day been going?" the hero asked casually, as if nothing was out of the ordinary.

Kevin cringed at the mention of his alias.

"Crap." was his only thought.

"I am going to be the laughing stock of this place until Experiment gets me out of here..."

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Meanwhile, back at the overly-teched ranch...

"Damnit!" 2.0 yelled, smashing a radio down, "Lost contact AGAIN!"

"*Sigh*... What happened this time, you big cherry?" came a sarcastic voice... Well, from everywhere, really.

"Number one, do NOT call me a cherry. Number two, I will tell you PDA. This damned radio will not let me get in contact with the Longbow Wardens and the higher-ups into the Juvenile Detention Center.... I think we have a problem."

"Well... Couldn't you just use your vid-screen?"

"Malfunctioning."

"Uh... Your intercom to Miss Liberty?"

"Restraining order was put into effect. Had to shut off the intercom."

"Well, why won't the radio work?"

"Lack of batteries."

"...Why don't you just get more from your desk?"

"...Well, see, I set an auto-lock sequence to initiate about three minutes ago. I usually get out about five minutes early, but I got too wrapped up in my radio. The thing is, it can only be deactivated from outside."

"...Are you serious? You can't really be THAT stupid!"

"No! I just... Lack forethought is all..."

"Lack the forethought that maybe you MIGHT be late to get outside and not have the ability to get out at all?!"

"...I have to build a tunnel out of here some time..."

"...Idiot. Wait, how will the Wardens know to give Kevin information and not treat him like a criminal? You made sure they did that when you arranged this, right?"

Experiment had a blank look for a second, before slamming his head into his worktop. "CRAP!"

Experiment (Reaching for drink): "Oh, thanks Ess--"

*Liquid Burst steals drink right from John's hand*

LB: "PSYCHE!" *Gulps down in one try.*

"...Oh damn... Something is wrong..."

*THUMP*

2.0: "...*Whistle innocently, hiding a green-coloured vial in his belt swiftly.*"

*Whisper*"Heh... Knew he would do that...."*/whisper*

The door creaks open slightly, an eye peeking out of the crack. "...Ugh... How many of you people ARE there?!"

With that, the door opened, and John Ballard pulled a basket from nearby, filled to the brim with new video games, and an Xbox 360. "I swear, I don't know WHY they find creating these things so difficult... Even MY versions blow up less than their's does!" he muttered, handing it to the nearest humanoid.

Trick or Treat!

Experiment glanced at Moonscribe with a face of utter confusion. "Wait... You... You think it is a good idea for a little girl to follow a sentient lizard on a mission in a hostile enviroment?! Are you totally insane? Does your ability to somehow know everything not include the ages of children who could seriously be hurt on these types of things?!"

John sighed, closed his eyes for a moment in thought... And nodded to himself. "Right. Fine. If she is going, I am going too. I don't think a talking lizard could really help against anything that someone would throw at us, and today seems pretty unpredictable."

Experiment slumped. His plan failed.

"Oh yes, great JOB John! You gave the freaky purple... thing some ammunition! Way to go! You should get a medal!" Jenny mocked eagerly.
"I know, I know..." the hero muttered in response, thinking. He wasn't used to his plans not working... However, maybe he could use this guy's insanity against him. "Hey, Platekinises user! I heard there was a new video game out, one where you can blow everything up, and then, you can have tea with the king of Hoopalah land!"

"...Are you [censored] kidding me?" the teenage girl replied to her brother's outburst.

"Bah, I am sure the sentient lizard... thing can do stuff on his own..." 2.0 muttered, dusting off his armour in the obssesive way he had been doing even in the other 'universe'. "You can, I guess, but I personally am gonna hang out up here."

Experiment raised an eyebrow, seeming to count off carefully, but when he spoke, he was obviously sarcastic. "Hm... Let's see... There is Helper... Me... Acid.... I think your math is a bit off there, buddy... I count three heads... But that may just be me..."