lol that was funny, you got many laughs out of me 
You PERCEIVE what is REAL only as it is strained through your CONSCIOUSNESS....
...but your consciousness is BIASED toward your own sense of IDENTITIY, or SELF.
...
I swear, that will be LOTR:O.
Trust me. I am a human-shaped being of carbon. I am trustworthy.
Just goes to show you, even the most epic of adventures can be made extremely mundane. 
Funny story! Sounds a bit like WoW.
Doom.
Yep.
This is really doom.
The following is based off of a friend of mine's dream after a night of too much City of Heroes ... you'll notice all the emotes and whatnot are CoX, and as this is related to all MMORPGs (and really funny) I wanted to post it here. He's a big "Lord of the Rings" fan, hence the nature of the dream.
P.S. I didn't know where else to post this ... if you know of a better place, let me know!
Aragorn rides into the main gate of Helms Deep, dismounts his horse, and weaves his way through a crowd of NPCs until he finds Gimli.
Gimli Dude, what happened?
Aragorn You mean at the warg battle?
Gimli Yeah
Aragorn dam mapserver error
Gimli suck
Gimli we waited there for like 10 minutes
Aragorn yeah, perfect timing
Aragorn I ended up restarting, and when I came back, I was in this river, like 5 miles away!
Gimli ugh
Aragorn So I had to use my summon horse scroll to haul <bleep> over here in time
Aragorn I was saving that for when we have to go to Minas Tirith!
Gimli well, we already sold the loot we picked up over at the armorers over there.
Aragorn How much?
Gimli The prices here are terrible
Gimli I think it was 47 gold
Gimli Legolas kept the Warg hides, though, I think he knows a place to get a good price for them in Lothlorien
A young Rohirrim boy clad in rags comes bounding across the courtyard, jumping up and down and calling out loudly
Rohirrim boy LVL 3 SQUIRE LFT
Rohirrim boy LVL 3 SQUIRE LFT
Rohirrim boy LVL 3 SQUIRE LFT
Gimli That guys been doing that all day
Aragorn he probably just wants some free equipment
Gimli Yeah
Aragorn stupid newb
Gimli lol
Aragorn - ; )
Aragorn and Gimli make their way to the keep, where Legolas, Theodin and Eowyn are standing near the portal to the Glittering Caves map.
Seeing Aragorn approaching, Theodin emotes point, and Eowyn emotes cheer.
Legolas NO WAY!!!!!
Theodin Dude, we totally thought you had rezzed back at Edoras and were totally looting the place!
Aragon Nah, mapserver error
Theodin suck
Legolas suck
Legolas lol
Theodin - : )
Eowyn Im glad youre back, Aragorn! : )
Aragorn thanx
Eowyn Is there anything I can do for you?
Aragorn uh, do you have any healing potions? I used all mine up
Eowyn Ill go buy some for you
Aragorn kewl
Eowyn - : )
Aragorn emotes thumbs up. Eowyn leaves for the potion shop.
Legolas Dude, she is totally into you!
Aragorn eh
Legolas whats the problem? Shes totally HOT!
Theodin totally
Aragorn shes ok
Gimli emotes dance
Gimli ooooooh yeeeeeeaaah!
Aragorn you know shes not really a chick, right?
Legolas Aw, come on! How do you know?
Aragorn law of large numbers. How many of the chicks around do you think are ACTUALLY chicks?
Gimli who cares? Shes HOT!
Theodin shes totally a chick
Aragorn how do you know?
Theodin bc if she were a dude playing a chick, shed be all in breast plates and bikini briefs
Legolas totally
Theodin thats how youd know if she was really a guy
Legolas You should ask her out, man
Aragorn Dude, my gf is on this channel!
Gimli come ON! Arwen hasnt been on for like a month!
Aragorn No, shes been on, just at different times than the rest of us
Gimli whatever, dude
Legolas youre just whipped, my friend
Aragorn [Censored] with that
Theodin whatever
Legolas whtever
Theodin LOL
Legolas lol! Thats so funny!
Aragorn hey, listen up, guys!
Aragorn Coming, in, I saw like 10 thsnd urukai coming this way
Theodin 10,000!
Legolas [censored]
Theodin what level were they?
Aragorn I think like most of them were lvl 34 or something
Theodin [Censored]
Gimli and theyre comin this way?
Aragon yup
Theodin [Censored]
Eowyn returns.
Eowyn here you go
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Healing Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Aragorn Thx
Eowyn I also got you a end potion, bc I way your endurance was low
Endurance Recovery Potion added to Aragorns inventory
Aragorn kewl, thx
Theodin we are so screwed!
Eowyn Why?
Gimli how many are logged on in Helms Deep right now?
Theodin like 200
Gimli <bleep!>
Theodin and most of em are total newbs
Gimli What about Gandalf?
Aragorn He doesnt get off of work til like 6 am
Gimli [censored]
Theodin we are like, SO screwed!
Theodin emotes cry. Legolas emotes shrug
Legolas Dude bail?
Aragorn NO! I think we can do this!
Theodin But 10,000 lvl 34 uruk-hai against everyone here? Well get crushed!
Aragorn We hold our for Gandalf. Hes level 50, and hell wipe the floor with them when he logs on.
Gimli What, at 6:00?
Legolas You want us to hold out until morning?
Gimli Theres no way
Theodin Totally
Legolas I really think we should bail
Aragorn Never!
Theodin 10,000 Uruks!
Aragorn Think of the XP
Legolas everyone whose here when they arrived are going to get but [Censored].
Aragorn Then I shall get but as one of them!
Rohirrim boy comes bounding into view again.
Rohirrim boy LVL 3 SQUIRE LFT
Rohirrim boy LVL 3 SQUIRE LFT
Rohirrim boy LVL 3 SQUIRE LFT
Aragorn Look, if we just stay behind the walls here, ramp up our accuracy, and use all of our ranged attacks on them, we should be
able to hold out for a few hours until Gandalf gets off work.
Theodin Gamling does have a wicked accuracy buff
Aragorn Then its settled! We make our stand here!
Eowyn Can I join your team?
Aragorn um, do you have any buffing spells?
Eowyn No.
Aragorn maybe you should team up with Rohirrim boy then