Pareto

Professor Vindizzle, dropping knowledge on the community at large.

Jacking Spiner's template and most of his answers:
My best of -

Best Emp: Klesk, Spiner
Best Emps not on U2BG: Vex, Haunt, Psoma
Best Blaster(s): Silit, Z, Hoj, Dex
Best Target Caller: Vindizzle and that one time when Justin called (that was hilarious)
Best Runner-up Target Caller: Dex
Best Brute: Hoj, Z
Best Disruption player: Peril
Best Stalker: Vert
Best Rad: Vinnie

Most Infamous Quote: "How gay do you guys want to be?" - Silit
Honorable Mention: "Hey, want to race?" - Z

Best supplier of paraphernalia: Peril

Best Inspirational speech giver: Vinnie
Team that caused the most hair pulling: CIGAL
Best Disappearing Act - Sneaky (dude just up and left without a word, then asked if we wanted to buy his accounts...)

Most overall improved team: Eagle's Clan aka Divine's team
Most overall improved D6 team in the league: U2BG D6
Best Disruption Team: dUmb
Fattest person in CoH not counting Peril: Alarys
Clutch Play award: dUmb drawing tech lab and beating SMD in the finals

Best bartender in the Pockets of D: Reaver Dirge
Worst (or Best, depending oh how you look at it) Decision: Max picking Eden against our jump team
Loudest Person on vent: Hoj - "Woooooooh!" (really this was like the past week as well, no matter what he said)

Best Troll in CoH: Hot Heals

Most dedicated D6er and best forensic scientist in CoH: Seethe
Buffest D6er: PF
Most improved D6er: Capt, bhang
Most improved D6 Emp: Xanatos
Most on point D6 Blaster: Treyy

Worst Brute: Brute who kept running into the bones on Eden map while trying to taunt Silit, and Silit going and telling him what he was doing wrong

Some Random memories:
- being forced to play my kin through the first half of the season, then not touching it again (I missed him...)
- dropping IR at the beginning of the match against SMD on Striga where we then proceeded to reel off 4 straight kills
- getting kills regularly on my kin
- Vinnie professing his undying love for IR on a regular basis and possibly splooging every time I was able to kite it on him
- Eden map (by far my favorite map) and the epic match against SMD that ended 16-14
- people showing up literally a minute before matches and Silit/Vinnie/Peril freaking out about lineups and who was going to wind up playing
- sniping on Eden in one of the last matches of the regular season when the other team was running 2 stalkers
- having 5000 ping on vent and generally lagging during the D8 playoff match against dUmb and then sitting myself for the good of the team the rest of the night
- other teams letting me practice with them when I was bored (thanks SMD)

I had a lot of fun during the league and look forward to the next one if one transpires, though whether or not I'll be able to play is up for debate.

Special Thanks to the organizers of the PvPec for making all this possible: Kat and Peril

Motion:
U2BG moves to have the playoffs played in Combat Arms (clan matches).

U2BG votes yes.

Moar drama llamas.

Hi Haunt.

Trade successful. Thanks again.

Hello everyone,

I'm looking to trade red side Apocs for blue side. I've got everything but the Damage IO already crafted red side and am looking for the same blue side. If you're interested, please PM me or send me a tell ingame @Ethical Inquiry.

Thanks.

Edit: I forgot to add that I'm on Freedom. Also, just to clarify, I've got the Proc, Acc/Rech, Acc/Dam/Rech, Dam/End, and Dam/Rech red side and am looking for the same on blue side.

I used to run around the zones on a Claws stalker, machine-gunning Focus to see if I could KB anyone.

Hi.