NewAgeKnight

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  1. NewAgeKnight

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    *****=Manly





    REALLY? Alex Karras's character in Blazing Saddles is a censored term?
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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Guys can have muscles without being hairy
    Naturally hairless guys are picked on by other guys. Men who shave chest legs or underarms are also picked on. Overly hairy guys are picked on. Men pick on each other. We appreciate our friends harassing us. Testosterone produces muscle mass and hair.
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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Real men aren't hairy cavemen, just in case you hadn't realized it yet
    Actually we are. We grunt and scratch. We enjoy smashing stuff and building stuff too. We cook on fire we build ourselves. We have just changed the type of caves we use.
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    Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge View Post
    If this continues I am tempted to withdraw my treaty signature for that new trade agreement you want. Also I withdraw my shipments of fancymen. Now on to more interesting topics.

    I suggest we talk about 80s and 90s cartoons, because they are awesome.
    not if you remember the beetlejuice cartoon
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    Originally Posted by TroyHickman View Post
    I'm the head of the Beagle Division. Come to me for all your little dog needs...
    I too have little dog knees.
  6. I completely support the reason for this movie. I also endorse the idea of a sequel if they have Stallone team with Schwarzenegger to rescue Stallone's team or a portion of his team. My 80's action movie love knows few bounds.
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    Caution


    Do not try this at home.
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
    Personay, I think we shoud toss out a the phiosophy and focus on Awesomeness, Insanity, and the third virtue which has not yet been invented.
    If you insist
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    Things we must find out.

    Are basketball games with midgets always pickup games?


    Does a deaf person enjoy ventriliquists?


    Why doesn't Jimmy teach others to crack corn?


    What exactly is a single entedre?
  10. NewAgeKnight

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    ::walks into a bar::

    Hmmm that's the wrong height.

    ::lowers the bar::


    carrion.
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
    I'm head of the Department of Random Insanity.

    All of you who are not in the Ministry of Awesome must give me cookies.
    There can be no lord of chaos. The term lord smacks the term chaos in the face with its complete oppositeness. It is the World's Tallest Midget situation.
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    Some shall wonder what happened in the before time, in the long long ago.
  13. Read the title immediately thought of very small cars from my childhood.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Teldon View Post
    can not unsee!!!
    Bleach did nothing on the eyes.
  15. I will attempt this. Also do not search monkey frog on Youtube completely nsfw and slightly disturbing.
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
    Kansas is ok, but not Arkansas. Too many people think I'm from Arkansas.
    Did you marry your sister at a shotgun wedding because she was pregnant? Or do you raise chickens?