Monkey Researcher's Shocking Discovery
By
DMystic,
Posted on: 2010-08-09 14:47 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
That is shocking. I never knew stabbing things would cause shorter life spans.
That is the most horribly disturbing and funny thing I have seen all week! Keep up the good work.
Shadowy Presence - Absolutely, positively worse than playing a Kheldian... --Myrmydon
This reminded me of an interesting qoute from R.A. Salvatores Drizzt novels.
One student had died of natural causes, because a knife in the back naturally ends one's life.
It would be funnier if they didn't actually do studies like that.
Browsing some other Onion reports, I found this: Ninja Parade Slips by Town Unnoticed Once Again
They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
@Starflier
Wow
I guess my weekend is shot now.