Karl_Rove_Man

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  1. Man, I wish I could be affected by someone else's booze drinking.

    And I don't mean like when my drunk step-dad beat me!!

    (I wonder how Shocker has been, anyways...)
  2. Kickblast!

    Once again, you have been requested to post here!

    Borderlands...I'm Pre-Loading it on Steam now...will you be playing co-op anytime soon?

    Anyone else pick this game up for PC? The post-apocalypse is a lonely place and I want some friends.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Baba_Kanoosh View Post
    I think he plays a guitar

    Well...that brought back some awful childhood memories...BRB GETTING THERAPY.
  4. Slotting caltrops for damage isn't really worth it. You're better off slotting for recharge, slow, or damage procs if you can afford it. I'm having a blast with the purple Knockdown proc in caltrops!
  5. I've seen Explosive Strike go off on my robots in the Damage Given text. Look for "bonus" damage.

    However, it only goes off when the attack they use causes knockback. So, for example, my Battle Drones won't start proccing until I use Equip on them, because they don't get a KB power until then.

    If you find it easier to test, only have one pet out at a time and watch the combat logs.
  6. LOL @ Snappin', cause this thread is the only "post" he's been able to "raise" in a long time!
  7. Karl_Rove_Man

    test

    According to the Internet:

    This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so we post it here.
    So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

    Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

    Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

    Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

    Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

    Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

    Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

    Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

    Looks like a joke to me...
  8. Why would I photoshop my age to be less than 21?

    Besides, my true secret identity is a humble Q-tip tester from Tucson.

    It's my job to make sure all the Q-tips fit in my ear hole.
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Inazuma View Post
    I had fun with the arc. The scrabbler's mission was interesting, too.

    Yeah, I really liked the puzzle aspect, and thought it was really unique. At least, I hadn't seen anything like that before.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MaHaBone23 View Post
    Sheets to the Wind
    Maybe he can't use a musket/blunderbus for fear of igniting so of his own... emanations?
    Brilliant! Blazing Arrow would still be a little risky to use, but I like it! Maybe it's rigged to light *after* it leaves the fumes.
  11. Ok...I don't usually do Bio's, so this sounds like a great opportunity!

    1. Giant Robot Birdhead - Male?
    2. Traps/Archery defender with superjump.
    3. Technology
    4. A giant robot with a bird head.

    1. Dead Frozen Bunny - Male
    2. Stone/Ice Dominator
    3. Natural
    4. A blue zombie bunny.

    1. Sheets to the Wind - Male!
    2. Archery/Storm Corruptor
    3. Natural
    4. A pirate with a bow. Storm powers are colored the color of pirate B.O. after 6 months at sea. Also, he has a kilt.
    5. Mostly, I need a reason for a pirate to have a bow.
  12. Uwe Boll, which went on to win 3 Turkish Oscars.
  13. Spider Man 8: I Can Shot Web? - Starring Jim Carrey.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill View Post
    Edit:
    Alternately, accept this package.
    $2500/week to me, post taxes (paid by you) so I can quit my job.
    Full medical and dental included.
    Internet access included.
    Separate COH account, paid for by you, with all slots on the server of your choice unlocked.
    New system, every year, your expense (business expense.)
    Minimum 5 year term, even if COH shuts down its servers tomorrow.

    That would still net you only 16 hours/day (since I need to sleep, eat, etc.) but, within reason, I'd guarantee availability. Of course, either you'd have to pay more over holidays (as I'd be giving up family time to sit and wait for you,) vacations (I'd be missing a reunion and a wedding, at the very least,) and more. Don't forget there'd have to be sick time and such as well which, of course, would mean I wouldn't be available anyway.

    Feel like paying up? No? Then don't demand I drop everything to team with your whiny butt.
    If I ever had to spend $30 million in 30 days...I'd totally pay this in full up front.
  15. Karl_Rove_Man

    Pwnz

    Hey you guys remember when we weren't stickied to the top of forum games?

    Good times...good times.
  16. Haha, awesome!

    Can't wait to try these out!
  17. Oh yeah??

    Check this out!

    If you haven't played them yet, anyone want to get together to run them tonight?

    EDIT:
    Man, I look like a complete turd-facial for linking to the OP's quote. Why would I do that?
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    They were beautiful
    But someone ruined the tags
    Makes me really >:(
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BloodFairy View Post
    It's that kind of talk too in there that ruins games for me. It shouldn't exist even though it does. It removes me from the moment, and the game itself. It sucks games like Horizons (Istaria or whatever now) have awesome communities that make you want to play the game, but the game itself is trash, where with this game it's great.. well was great, more like okay these days, and then there's those people in those channels that talk like jerks and ruin the experience completely. I feel saddened by it. There's one other game I won't mention, and the community is so perfect... if only the game would improve on a few things.

    I've always said that this game would be perfect if Sun Splitter didn't play it!
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Obsidius View Post
    Wouldn't that discriminate against Khelds?
    I don't mean to sound rascist, but they all look the same to me!
  21. Will power colors be taken into account?
  22. Where is the Storm Palace?

    Is that near Atlas Park?

  23. Karl_Rove_Man

    LOUD NOISEs!

    Hahaha...I never even thought that would even be a possibility when I first made the arc.
  24. Karl_Rove_Man

    LOUD NOISEs!

    Roffle! OMG! Hai2u Sonic Blade!