JordanVailo

Also, I was casually conversing with Ms. War Witch, saying things such as 'Hi... So, you wanna get fully materialised with me?" And she said..

"How did you know my name is Clarissa?"

COnfused, I say "I belieave we were talking about the sexual innuendo I was placing down to you?"

She says "Stop poking me"

I grin, and say "People poke you with fingers, right?"

"Stop poking me"

"Would you like my finger to poke you, War Witch?"

Then I realised I attracted at least 20 people staring at me, some laughing, some coaxing me on.

It was strange...

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I do like having War Witch in Pocket D though...

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"It's okay...I'm not the designated driver..."

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Bah, she sure is. Hang around her long enough and she'll tell ya she's drinkin some hippie crap chai tea.

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No man...Chai Tea LATTE. It's all in the latte.

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Latte? You're crazy woman!

In my days, war witches drank blood! Warm! With straw made from the bowels of their fallen foes! While floating upside down!

I blame it on TV!

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Best. Reply. EVER

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Do not trust scrappers to act properly in groups.


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I take offense to that.

Anyway, Things you shouldnt do:

Expect to be able to solo an AV with no temp powers, no attacks besides the first one you get, and as a level 22 Emp/Energy defender.

Expect your team to make up for your faults (you gain too much aggro and are dying and you expect people to take off all 40 of the people attacking you, etc..)

Be an absolute jerk and decide that new plays are not worthy of you and they should die and they smell bad and are homosexuals.

I wasnt there... I want to be.

They should do this again! I would LOVE to fight Scirroco (sp?) or Captain Mako. It would be interesting to brawl with Lord Recluse since he's a mastermind (I bet he has uber henchmen :P) And... I wouldnt hit Ghost Widow. I have a code of honor. They must attack first =D

Posting here for the sole reason of adding this thread to my favorites.

Lord Recluse: Im a Rageaholic... I cant live without Rageahol!

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many thanks for the very very kind compliment. Hope you'll be around and continue to enjoy the game for a loooooooooooong time!

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I will. Screw DnD online.Coh and CoV FTW FOREVER!

^ Er, that too.

I would like to thank you, Statesman, and all the others that made the FIRST MMORPG that I have actually enjoyed. I have tried out WoW, SWG, and everquest 2 before this one.. I never enjoyed them. This one, However, is my pride and joy.

However, my mother says that when DNDonline comes out, I ahve to make a choice: Dungeons and Dragons, the thing I love so much... or City of Heroes...

I can assure you, RIGHT NOW, City of Heroes is my choice, and Thats comming from a kid whos been playing DnD since he was 8 years old (Though I didnt understand most of the stuff till I was 10)

I would thank the mods for actually READING the message boards, instead of nit-picking that we accidentally misspelled 'Taco' in a 6000 word post, instead of the actual post.

I would like to thank Statesman for reading the boards as well. He actually listens to peoples suggestions. While many think his Nerf-Bat is all-consuming, I dont mind. Change is the only true variable, after all. He thinks its whats right, and thats good enough for me.

I would like to thank the devs for Task/Strike Forces. I enjoy them a LOT. Free xp and AVs, baby!

I would like to thank the guy who wrote the song that made my baby fall in love with me...

TEH EDIT: I would also like to thank PsiBug for preparing me for the horrible world ahead of me, and generally being a good person. And for the only person that I know of with the juggly boobs that look perfect... and hypnotising... AT THE SAME TIME!

My friends, though I am not talking as Lord Recluse but myself, I am giving you true horror. Please, read the following words carefully, and only follow them if your psyche is strong enough to endure the horrible train:

The song Livin in the sunlight by Tiny Tim. Sung by Lord Recluse in that pitched voice of happiness and rushed feeling. Listen to the song and realise why it is TRUE HORROR

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Recluse: Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

All: We do! We do!

Black Scorpion: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

All: We do! We do!

Ghost Widow: Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

All: We do! We do!

Scirocco: Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every oscar night?

All: We do! We dooooooo!

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You, my good sir, are a god amoung men. I shall bow at ye feet, and worship ye as if ye were a Recluse of Lordness.

Also:

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Ghost widow: Wretch, you know what would be funny?

Wretch: What?

Ghost Widow: If Spiderman beat Lord Recluse.

Lord recluse: *all bloody and battered, with lots of web on him* SCREW Statesman! We shall get Spiderman now!

Lord Recluse: I just want sharks with Freakin laser beams on their heads!

Captain mako: *puts a lasor on his head*

Lord recluse: YAY! ^_^

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Lord Recluse: Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Everyone in the universe: *shocked, open-mouth looks*

Lord Recluse: What? Is there something on my spider-arms? A bit of human flesh?

Lord Recluse: A few times I been round that track, but it aint gonna happen just like that, 'cause I aint yo hollaback girl...
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Lord Recluse: Now, Statesman, we shall finish this once and for all.

Statesman: Lord Recluse! It doesn't have to be like this!

Lord recluse: No, it does! You took Sister Pysch from me! I loved her man!

Statesman:... No you didnt.

Lord Recluse: Well, alright then, I loved the candy she gave me.

Statesman: You hate chocolate.

Lord Recluse: Fine, I liked that she buffed me, if ya get my meaning *hip thrust*

Statesman:... Right, im gonna commit suicide now... Cant beleave I actually kissed her...