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  1. Ironik

    Gotham High

    I'm glad that was never made. It looks like a dumber concept than Muppet Babies.
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    Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
    I'm not saying that because I'm guessing: I'm saying that because I've counted.

    People forget that the distance problems with Vulcan and the Ice planet are mirrored perfectly in the distance problems in WoK between Genesis and the Mutara Nebula. The Genesis torpedo is much more magical than Red Matter. How did the Reliant not notice how many planets Ceti Alpha had? How did the Reliant scan the planet looking for even tiny traces of microbial life and miss finding several dozen people, plus a planet full of killer worms. Also, metal structures?
    Ceti Alpha Five was where Ceti Alpha Six was supposed to be and it matched 6's description. Hence the confusion.

    Contrary to pictures in textbooks and posters on walls, planets are not all neatly lined up on one side of their sun. Sure, they could've done a full survey of the Ceti Alpha system, but they were bored stiff and 5 resembled 6 and was in the right place as 6, so they assumed it was 6. Character laziness isn't a plot hole.

    No records of Khan and crew were in the general databases because the Space Seed incident was labeled Top Secret. It had been long enough that it had slipped Chekov's mind. It's not like he didn't face even greater dangers and have more impressive adventures in the time since he was an off-screen ensign during Khan's first appearance.

    They weren't necessarily scanning for metal, so half-buried metal structures could've been disguised as ore deposits given the planet's weather conditions.

    Overlooking Khan & Co. *is* a problem for me, however, and a plot hole. But because of the awesomeness of the rest of the film, I will squint askance at it and say that the weather conditions were messing with their scanner readings. There's precedent for that in ToS, so it works for me. The movie does so many other things right that minor slights like this can be forgiven. Abrams' flick doesn't earn a similar pass.

    The distance between the Regula One space station and the Mutara Nebula isn't a thing as far as I can recall. Maybe you can be more specific as to what you're referring to. Since they're both fictional, they can be anywhere in relation to each other.

    The Genesis Device and Red Matter cancel each other out, but the first is absolutely integral to the plot while the latter is merely a Plot Contrivance Switch. It's just a bad example of Treknobabble designed to blow things up and isn't used again to any great effect.

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    Although Abrams Trek did have the ridiculous plot point of having academy students crew star fleet vessels on an actual mission. Oh, wait. But Abrams used the ludicrous plot coincidence of finding Scotty on the planet Kirk happens to land on. Its not like the Regula space station was manned by a someone with an incredible coincidental relationship to Kirk. But at least WoK didn't invent an entire relationship out of whole cloth like Abrams did with Spock and Uhura. Like a previously unmentioned wife and son.
    While neither Carol Marcus nor the Spock/Uhura relationship are plot holes, I will opine on them:

    Carol Marcus wasn't Kirk's wife, just another girlfriend. And as a lover of numbers, I'm sure you can appreciate that with all the play Kirk got, David's existence was statistically guaranteed. Kirk is always shown being attracted to strong women, either highly intelligent or strong leaders or both. Carol Marcus is that. However, the important point is this: neither of them feel "wrong" given the character, not the way the relationship between Abrams' Spock and Uhura does. Spock is pretty much asexual and Uhura is a consummate professional. I just don't buy them doing rishathra.

    Marcus calling Kirk directly isn't a coincidence, either: he's part of the Admiralty now and as such approves and oversees projects like Genesis. She's simply trading on her past relationship with Admiral Kirk in order to get some answers while bypassing the usual channels. However, Abrams piles coincidence on top of coincidence, such as Kirk being marooned on the ice moon where Old Spock happens to also be marooned where Scotty also happens to be hanging out, and that particular coincidence is again predicated on Spock acting completely out of character: emotional *and* ignoring Star Fleet regulations.

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    I loved WoK: I still think its one of the best Trek movies, if not the best. But the slam on Abrams that it has plot and science holes is I think disingenuous given the rose-colored glasses that are used to view the other movies. I think it was different in tone and visual style, and not everyone appreciated the change, and they are looking for specific reasons to explain their disagreement over the overall movie.
    While this is often the case and it's certainly at work here, WoK is the superior effort. In fact, WoK starts off with a terrific scene that plays with our sensibilities and expectations and then three-quarters of the way through the movie has what is undisputedly THE crowning Moment of Awesome in the Star Trek universe ("hours would seem like days"), and one of the all-time contenders for that title in cinema. So much so that it's referenced in other movies and TV shows as well as in other Trek TV series, and JJ Abrams put an amazingly lame version of the Kobayashi Maru test in his flick. In WoK, however, it's integral to the both the plot and the character, which is one of the reasons why it's so revered all these decades later.

    It's also important to recall that WoK had three other important Moments of Awesome, too -- Khan's initial attack on Enterprise and Kirk's response to it ("Here it comes.") and then later the Bullit-like moment after Spock mentions that Khan is brilliant but inexperienced, forgetting the 3rd axis. Then, of course, Spock's death is the third one. Four really cool scenes, one of which being an all-time great.

    How many of those moments can you recall from Star Trek? There you go.
  3. Selleck is right, for the most part. Even when they don't mock the original, they invariably get it wrong. The only TV-to-movie remakes that I thought were true to the spirit of the original shows were The Fugitive, The Addams Family and Maverick.
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    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    PS. The whole "big bewbs" angle is BS... it is. Sorry, I don't know of very many guys that have rippling muscle, are rich, and are also handsome, and are smart... Hell I don't even know a lot of guys I would consider smart so the whole "it's what guys want to see" thing is just as applicable for "it's what girls want to see" as well with comics.
    Pop quiz:

    How many female characters wear revealing outfits that show off their assets? How much skin is shown?

    How many male characters wear revealing outfits that show off their assets? How much skin is shown?

    The vast majority of female characters in the Golden and Silver Age wore skirts and showed skin, while only a few male characters showed skin. Martian Manhunter, Namor, Hawkman, Magnus Robot Fighter... and that's about it. I suppose you could include Ka-Zar, but he was really a Tarzan knock-off from the pulp era who was brought back.

    Miss Fury is one of the few Golden Age characters who comes to mind who didn't wear a skirt -- and she was written and drawn by a woman. When Miss Fury was rebooted decades later, her outfit went from a complete catsuit to one that showed ample cleavage and had bondage overtones. Her breast size also increased substantially. Written and drawn by men, of course.
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    Originally Posted by Ice_Wall View Post
    That's something that I think is often rather distorted. William Marston was a psychologist who developed the systolic blood pressure test, which was used as a key component in the polygraph that was invented later.

    He studied a lot as a psychologist, things like lieing, dominance, submission, aggression, passivity etc. He actually felt from his tests with his invention that women were more honest and trustworthy than men, and he was also something of a feminist.



    Anywho. I'm not saying he didn't have some kinks, I'm sure he did as I think most of us in one form or another do, but there's a lot made of his supposed "bondage fetish" in regards to wonder woman and I think much of it is distorted. I think he was just a guy really interested in the human psyche...
    He was interested in the human psyche, but he was definitely into bondage. From all accounts, however, he was something of a "switch" rather than pure sub or dom.

    His interests went beyond psychology -- I would argue that his interest in psychosexual issues stemmed from his personal interests and not the other way around, very much along the lines of Kinsey's research. For instance, he lived what people today term a "polyamory" lifestyle, with a live-in mistress (who was the basis for Wonder Woman). By contrast, Masters and Johnson seem to have been pure scientists interested in this aspect of human psychology because it's so integral to human behavior rather than people who had a compulsion outside societal norms and were looking for ways to explain it.
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    Originally Posted by Azrhiaz View Post
    I've been reading some Marvel titles for a long while now (X-titles, Elektra, Thor, Avengers, etc), and while sure, women heroes/villains are definitely drawn to appeal to men, I never looked at the majority of female characters as simple adjuncts to their male counterparts. As a woman, I am definitely sensitive to these issues and would take umbrage at Storm coming out with a tray of cookies while Cyclops and Wolverine plot their next adventure, but I don't see that. At least in my small experience with those particular titles.
    If you're referencing the various X-Men titles, then anything after their reboot is considered the Bronze Age. That's squarely in the feminist movement, bra-burning, the ERA and all that. So those female characters were stronger and very much capable of holding their own.

    For those of you too young to recall, the ERA (the letters were pronounced, ee-ar-ay, rather than it being called "era") was the Equal Rights Amendment, a proposed Constitutional Amendment, support of which gained momentum coming out of the civil rights movement and was ratified by Congress in the early 1970s. After a decade of battles, it was finally killed in 1982. The ERA was so pervasive during my childhood that it was something everyone talked about and referred to constantly, much the way 9/11 is today or Woman's Suffrage was back at the turning of the 20th century. In fact, it was so much a part of our lexicon that I recall one guy in my high school speech class talking about some bit of history or other and referring to "the Christian ERA" when he mean the "the Christian era." I've always wondered what exactly he thought that meant.
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    Originally Posted by Luminara View Post
    Hm... some missing from these lists.

    48 Hrs.
    Another 48 Hrs.
    I wouldn't really call 48 Hrs. an action movie. It's more along the lines of Bullit where it's a police procedural which has action sequences in it.

    I wouldn't call Another 48 Hrs. anything but a money grab. Man, that's a stupid flick.
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    Originally Posted by Smersh View Post
    I'll recommend Brotherhood of the Wolf for Mark Dascascos fans, then.

    It's hard to categorize... it's like a horror/conspiracy/mystery/costume drama/kung fu movie. And it's awesome.
    It's one of those movies that *feels* like a fantasy/science fiction movie but actually isn't. It's more of a mystery with action elements and a horror undertone.
  9. There is an undercurrent of sexism, because by and large this is entertainment by men for boys. Some of the "huge bewbs and big guns" stuff really makes me cringe because it brings the whole endeavor down a notch.

    Lois Lane's classic appearances from my childhood mostly seemed to be serving as Plot Device: "Lois is in trouble! Save her!" But other superpowered female members of the various DC "Family" books mostly held their own.

    As far as Marvel Girl and Wasp and their ilk, a lot of those were written by Stan Lee and for all his innovations he did have something of a blind spot when it came to women, treating them mostly as love interests.
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    Originally Posted by Comrade Hero View Post
    That's doubly true, although you're not supposed to know where the submarine base is.

    *takes notes* must add more lines of exposition...

    That's the beauty of sharing work with others - because I've invested so much time in this, I don't necessarily see any oversights, errors, or omissions. Other eyes can can spot what I can't.
    Not revealing the base's location is cool, but I do think a bit of added background info about the story and/or world wouldn't hurt. Or heck, just something similar to what you have on the opening page:

    Tracking <insert codename here>.

    Terminal velocity reached.

    Impact area: Arctic Circle <longitude/latitude coordinates>.


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    Page 2. Comrade Hero strike the earth with the force of a small meteorite, hence the massive crater. That metal building/ship is the coning tower of a submarine breaking the ice. Why is the crater mostly empty. Snow and ice don't burn - but it does steam. For such a small body - the huge impact crater is created by a human body. That little device in the soldier's hands is a wibbly-wobbly bit of tech that is cleverly disguised as a defibrillator.
    For what it's worth, I followed it fine and was going to pretty much say this.
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    Originally Posted by Arcanaville View Post
    People seem to forget that WoK had as many if not more plot holes than the Abrams Trek, but we forgive that because a) at the time it was totally cool, and b) you know, Khaaaaaaaaan!
    I disagree Khan had more plot holes than JJ Trek. I mean, Abrams' movie has so many it is essentially one big plot hole.
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    Originally Posted by NinjaPirate View Post
    They could even get Lance Guest to reprise his character! Although he, um, looks a little different these days.
    Put him in makeup and have him play Grig.
  13. The car thing was silly, since there are currently, what?, six of them in the world or something. Kind of easy to trace.

    Looks like the TV guide was incorrect about tonight's episode: it's on at 9 tonight after Chuck.
  14. Jason Statham is currently the undisputed king of action movies. No one else works the genre the way he does. There are actors who do an action film from time to time and it looked like Matt Damon might be heading in that direction, but that looks like it was just a fling for him.
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    Originally Posted by Johnny_Butane View Post
    Idea time.

    How about a mission to an alternate Earth where they did try to give everyone a Medi-Port beacon, but there was a citywide disaster that triggered a mass teleport and the overload caused a malfunction, fusing half the people into freakish monstrosities.
    Nightmare fuel.


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    See this right here? This is a brilliant story idea based on hypothesizing on extant lore. Playing the "What if..." game often leads to awesome things like this.
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    Originally Posted by Lothic View Post
    I personally think Travel Suppression in a game like this is a Necessary Evil.
    Could it be implemented differently to serve its purpose better here? Probably.

    But for a new game to make the ill-favored concept even MORE annoying instead of less is a monumental failure.
    It leads me to believe if they've done something that obviously silly what other dumb things have they managed to do.
    I have a list. But these posts will already get deleted for breaking forum rules. (Sorry, 5.)

    I don't think we need Suppression in the PvE game and it's the thing I hate most about this game. Nothing else is as aggravating as that.
  17. Ironik

    Issue 19.5

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    Originally Posted by Clave_Dark_5 View Post
    Hungry kittens will be your downfall. Happens every time.
    It's true! From my DA page (click pic to go there):

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    Originally Posted by Dispari View Post
    They do? I think the models still hold up. In fact I think our models are actually fairly well-done and realistic. CO came out just recently (comparatively) and its models were all stupid and cartoony.
    I totally agree. And DCUO's character creator is ridiculously limited and unbelievably clumsy to use. By comparison, CoH's is intuitive and elegant.

    If CoH simply added fingered hands and blinking eyes, the characters would look 100% better, but I'm not complaining about what we have.
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    Originally Posted by UberGuy View Post
    It boggles my mind that the things I bolded above are something that fall under the list of things we would prioritize for CoH to match for its peers.

    Guys, this game is going on seven years old. I want them to continue to push boundaries, but when we're talking about things this game can do to try and compete with brand new games whose engines are starting from ground zero with five-to-seven more years of PC and MMO innovation under the industry's belt, I think there's stuff that's going to get them way, way more mileage with way more people than this kind of visual fluff, even acknowledging that visual "fluff" is very important to a video game. Visuals are not going to bring people here from competing games if those games have better gameplay or content, and anyone who is going to leave this game for better eye candy alone probably wasn't going to stay no matter what.

    Non-mitten hands that don't actually have individual bones for each finger they could slip in by accepting a potential hit to the minimum spec to the game. That's basically just a poly count increase per character model being rendered. More realistic faces, with things like bones or deformers for facial animation? That's tech that just doesn't exist here, and I have a hard time imagining adding it would be remotely trivial.
    Although other games may look better (DCUO does, CO definitely does not) CoH has superior gameplay over both of those and far more interesting content. DCUO is essentially a generic Fantasy MMO with the serial numbers filed off, where they crossed out "knight" and wrote in "superhero."

    People may decry what we're getting as "more of the same" but I disagree. Neither of the other games have anything resembling CoH's branching mission dialogue, limited though it may be. plus you can't fast-forward through any of the spoken dialogue in DCUO, so even if you've already heard it you have to listen to it all again. They also have the thrice-damned Travel Suppression which is actually (and I never thought it possible but they managed it) far more onerous than it is in CoH.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tymers_Realm View Post

    Please for the love of Gawd, Do NOT force us into using the NCSoft launcher. I used on my old rig when I tried playing Exsteel. I was not too thrilled with it at that time. I doubt it's improved any.
    I agree so hard and very much with Tymer. That thing was a monstrous headache, always caught in loops forcing me to reboot my PC. If we have to use it, I would honestly rather not play, it's that frustrating.
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    Originally Posted by Caligdoiel View Post
    Hey you guys?


    Not a shop. Stole it off the FB.
    I was just going to post that, too. It's ineffably cool and if we can get similar bits with that kind of quality, I'm stoked. Nice to see even bird people like the clockwork chest option, too.
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    Originally Posted by Mystic_Fortune View Post
    The Cape will fill the gap for Sundays at 9pm, left by Dexter.
    This was on a different time. Its usual slot will be Mondays at 8.

    Also, for anyone who missed it or wants to see it again, it's on again tonight (1/10/11) at 8.
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    Originally Posted by Tenzhi View Post
    They didn't do it to a cool character, they did it to Wolverine.
    Wolverine *is* a cool character. That's why he's been overused and watered down over the years. In his original appearances in X-Men, he was a stone killer who didn't care one whit what anyone thought, which was a breath of fresh antihero air in the stuffy superhero universe. That's why he immediately became the most popular character in the Marvel Universe.

    He's cool; the way they've used him since then is not.
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    Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha View Post
    For the love of pete, DO something with Boomtown. It's been in a state of 'being repaired...soon...ish' for HOW long now?
    I had an idea for that... seems like just a page ago...
  25. Well, as discussed in other threads, it really is a very ineptly-written arc, so this sort of thing is to be expected from it, I suppose.