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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SuperOz View Post
    ...and it's from only one movie of 2010....


    TRON: Legacy.

    This:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap7uG...eature=related

    and the end titles are what people should have in their nightclubs.

    In my opinion, anyways. I can very easily picture people rocking out to this stuff.


    S.
    Are you going to rename Pocket D "Captain Quaalude's"? Because, seriously, of all the songs in Tron, that one is ZZZzzzZZZzzzz....
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
    That's not a remake though, that's just a rejiggering. Remakes imply a whole new cast and new script and so on.
    Word on the street is that he's reshooting it. The 3D conversion apparently looked really good, but he wants to take it even further. Are you ready for a CGI DiCaprio? Three-DiCaprio, as we like to call him.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CyWolf View Post
    I like to see the Running Man redone but kept closer to the book especially the ending.
    No way. Repeat after me: "9/11." The filmmakers would be lynched.
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    Originally Posted by Mr_Squid View Post
    -World Building. Characters and plot have always ended up being secondary to a really cool setting to me. I mean the characters and plot are still really important, but if you put them in an interesting and unique setting then a story goes from "hrm, neat" to "WHOA HOLY CRAP I GOTTA READ THAT NOW!"
    In the "Really Big Thing" category, I just bought (but haven't read) Helix by Eric Brown. Both the book and author come highly recommended by sources I trust, and the concept of a multi-generation starship crash-landing on a giant helix-shaped structure they have to cross in order to survive is straight out of classic sci-fi such as Niven's Ringworld or Chalker's Well World.

    A series of books that are just straight-up adventure which I love and have a cool setting is the Destroyermen novels by Taylor Anderson. The first book is called Into the Storm. The series is about two American destroyers and a Japanese battleship in a naval battle during WWII which encounter a bizarre storm that transports them to an alternate Earth where dinosaurs never went extinct and humans never evolved. It's just good old fashioned widescreen epic Edgar Rice Burroughs-type adventure.

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    -Things just beyond our current understanding. The real world is fascinating as it is, but I've always loved stories and speculation about what might lie right beyond the curtain of common knowledge. Ghosts, Aliens, Cryptids, Paranormal stuff, I lap that crap up.
    I just read Peeps by Scott Westerfeld which has a unique take on vampires and why they exist. It starts as if he's treating vampires as a form of superhero (which is why I bought it) but it becomes something quite a bit more involved and perfectly fits into your "beyond the curtain of common knowledge" criterion. It's also speedily entertaining.

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    -Lovecraftian themes. Lovecraft is amazing. Yeah, his characters had as much personality as a block of wood, he tended to write an entire page when one sentence would have sufficed, and he couldn't write a single sentence without using the words "squamous", "gibbering", or "cyclopean", but the IDEA of there being beings out there so incomprehensibly alien that we would go mad with their very presence awes me. Bonus points if the story involves introducing said Eldritch Abomination, and then finding a plucky group of individuals to go right up to its face and beat the crap out of it.
    For this you want Robert Charles Wilson. Specifically, give both The Chronoliths (if you can find it) and Spin a try. Talk about man getting trapped in the machinations of creatures he can't comprehend... wow, yeah.
  5. I keep piling up comics I haven't yet read. Is that weird?

    I got Daken and Thunder Strike.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Defenestrator View Post
    Generally remakes do not bother me if:

    1) They are well made.
    2) The don't poop all over the original.
    3) They bring something maybe a little different.

    For the most part, movies due for remakes should follow the basic rules:
    1) The original was a decent movie but has been largely forgotten ("3:10 to Yuma").
    2) The original is well-known but has aged poorly due to changing times ("The Bad News Bears").
    3) The new filmmaker can bring a different perspective to the source material ("True Grit").

    Films that are considered classics ("Casablanca") should not be touched for any reason, though "True Grit" kind of broke this rule. It's kind of the exception to remakes so far, as I believe it surpassed the original in quality. (This is not to take anything away from the original John Wayne version of "True Grit," which is certainly a fine film in its own right.)
    That's a pretty decent summation for remake rationalization. Of course, in Hollywood the formula is: does it have enough name recognition to make money? Followed closely by: Can we milk a franchise out of it?

    I'm more of the "be truer to the source material" kind of guy when it comes to remakes, a la The Thing. Which, I'm sure you're all tired of hearing me say, is the single best example of a remake ever made, because it pulls off the astonishing feat of being true to both the original short story and the quite good 1950s film made from it. The prequel coming out soon will actually be more of a remake of the Christian Nyby (Howard Hawks, really) movie.

    The real trend in upcoming remakes is modern reinterpretations of classic tales. The Arthur legend, the Three Musketeers, Beauty and the Beast, Shakespeare, etc. However, I think 2011 will be dominated by two things: comic book adaptations and sequels/prequels, with very little else in between.
  7. This isn't a prediction but is actually in the works: James Cameron's Titanic, remade by James Cameron... in 3D.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Sorcerer's Apprentice was better than I thought it would be, and actually looked pretty damn good in HD.
    Yeah, it's actually a pretty fun little flick.

    Cage's line, "He'll turn you into a pig that just looooves physics!" is one of the best of the year.
  9. Notice at the end, there: Arcanaville did the math and KICKED IT INTO EXISTENCE.
  10. Ironik

    I want names

    More proof you gadflies should be soloing.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by That_Ninja View Post
    At least Uncle Ben and Captain Mar-Vel have stayed dead.
    Heh. Well, I suggest you avoid Generation Hope in the former case and Chaos War in the latter.
  12. One of the best first posts ever.

    With both Foo's excellent rendering and KtheWife's saucy interpretation, my character Yuletide Carol has received some excellent art so far but she could always use a manga version if you decide she's worthy.

  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by FredrikSvanberg View Post
    Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me, but...
    Ahh-hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA - snork - gasp... hahahahahaha!
  14. Interesting spin on a typical tale, but my god that dialogue sucks.

    "These things can be hit and they can be hit hard!" Um, okay.
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Gehnen View Post
    A fine list, really. But at least rent Contact. That goes for all of you!
    Although COntact's story is terrible, it is one of the most technically brilliant movies ever made.

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    Also, some older movies are getting cheap transfers to Blue Ray and ending up in bargain bins. I bought the Errol Flynn version of Robin Hood, and was completely shocked at how crisp and beautiful it was.
    A good transfer of Cinemascope and Vistavision films will also look tremendous. Criterion probably has plenty of those. Black Narcissus was always a favorite to watch on laserdisc back in the day. Anyone interested in classic films that look stunning should pick that one up.
  16. Ironik

    It's Christmas

    Oh man, that is crazy awesome! The mistletoe is a great touch. And the stripes on her legs look amazing. This is the best Christmas present I got this year, hands down. Thanks, Foo!
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rabid_Metroid View Post
    That's a good point. Marvel needs a full reboot, and this could be the start of one.
    That's what Ultimate was. Too bad it went off the rails so badly.
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    Originally Posted by Bad_Influence View Post
    Bad <----- actually a female, just sayin'.
    All this time I thought you were a guy. Huh.

    At least this proves I wasn't defending you out of misplaced chivalry: it was honestly on the merits of the argument.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by UberGuy View Post
    Your position is increasingly one of defensiveness, and I believe you see assaults on your person instead of on your position even where they do not exist.
    TrueMetal wanted me to "DIAF" for responding with equal harshness to the critics. For those unfamiliar with internet lingo, DIAF means "Die in A Fire."

    Is that my position or my person being attacked? I contend it's the latter. Defensive? Sure. But only *after* being attacked personally.

    Honestly, I haven't such ill behavior since the jranger crowd imploded. Maybe they're back, I don't know, but their dismissive attitudes towards other players (and I don't mean me, here, but the others who've been attacked as noobs and idiots) is annoying in the extreme. I'm not a "stand there and watch it" kind of guy. Never have been.

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    It was. I'll bet, though, that you don't know what was behind it. It felt, well, wrong, to be all "you're wrong, stop it" on Christmas Eve. So the spirit of it was "great, now I've said all this crap, Merry Christmas."
    Well, I can't discern the true reason behind the snarkiness, but I could detect it in two simple words. I can guess at intent, but that should be ample evidence to you that I don't just imagine I'm seeing things which aren't there. Parsing language is part of what I do. I used to have a job where it was *all* I did. If I weren't paid money for it, I'd do it anyway. Those folks are actually saying what I claim they're saying. Just pretend I'm a dog who can hear things you can't.
  20. Lately images haven't been loading for me.
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by UberGuy View Post
    That's not what he did. You can certainly infer that from it, but it's not clear that the implication was so dramatic.
    That's *precisely* what he did. He was slightly more verbose than "you suxxor" and he slipped it in between other blather, but that's the essential tone of all the posts on this page. Telling people "it's not rocket science" and "you used wrong tactics" is insulting, period. The "you idiot" is implied, but it's there. This is reading comprehension 101. (See what I did there? I didn't insult you directly, but I *implied* that you just don't get it. As my mother always says, "It's not just *what* you say, it's *how* you say it.")

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    And I can tell you from experience, some veteran players are total idiots. Present company need not be considered examples of this, but veteran status in the game says nothing about either expertise at the game or more general wit.
    Definitely. Some. A few. A small minority. But most? Hardly. I'd even go so far as to say that a solid 99% of level 50 players at least grasp the basics enough to use inspirations. At lot of these replies by Adeon seem to be telling Bad Influence -- who's been around quite a while -- that he's stupid for not using inspirations, or, if he is, then using the wrong inspirations. Come on, that's insulting on the face of it, veteran player or not. Don't defend douchey behavior.

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    Frankly, it's apparent to that you're not really interested in doing much more than griping, arguing with people do take the other side in the argument, and blowing what they actually say out of proportion into something rather different.
    No I'm not. I'm just tired of the self-appointed Play Police acting all elite and insulting everyone with their "learn to play noob" attitude. So I will take the opportunity to call it out and insult them back, because it's no less than they deserve. Lots of people in this thread were called liars for reporting different experiences than the OP's. Lots more have been called losers for not being able to beat Trapdoor easily, the way you did in your video. That aggravates me.

    All experiences are not *your* experiences, and the bald fact is that you got lucky in your encounter. There weren't multiple bifurcations, they didn't spawn at an increased rate, and Trapdoor never hit you once. Hell, *any* AT with any build could solo Trapdoor under those conditions. If he had actually hit you once, you would've been almost dead. If he'd also stunned you, you *would* have been dead with his second shot. If there had been multiple bifurcations you wouldn't have been able to out-damage his regen, and while chasing those spawns down he would've had ample opportunity to send you to the hospital. And you know, many people in this very thread have reported those things happening. I just think it's annoying that some of you who haven't encountered such things keep telling those of us who have that we're wrong and it didn't happen or we don't know how to play.

    That's what's got my pretty pink Hello Kitty panties in a bunch.

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    Merry Christmas.
    See, that addendum was snarky, contextually. You know it and I know it, even though you didn't do anything to especially call it out.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DSorrow View Post
    The problem with this encounter is that in order to make it soloable for team geared characters (low damage, ally buffs), they'd need to make it so easy that the challenge would be trivial for anyone else and nothing out of the ordinary for these low damage characters. How would it qualify for endgame or incarnate content, if this was the case?

    They solved the problem quite nicely, I think. Either you out-DPS him (using insps if needed) or then on a controller or whatever else, you mez him so that he can't summon clones and then whittle him down.

    As I said earlier, it's completely fair for endgame content to expect the player to build their character in a smart way (this means: making it able to solo the content if you're hellbent on soloing it) and being able to use at least inspirations to their advantage. If this fails, it clearly seems the player is not ready to take on endgame content.
    So the implication is that endgame content will ignore such game mechanics as scaling mobs and the difficulty slider? I think some people would cry foul about that.

    I don't think it's unreasonable to set Trapdoor to "Easy Mode" when someone is solo and then ramp up the difficulty as more teammates are added. As I mentioned before, on some builds he is ridiculously, even impossibly, difficult to fight, yet when adding just one other player that exact same encounter becomes trivially easy. That says "badly designed" right on the box.
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow View Post
    Once upon a time, we acted like it was everyone's god-given right to have fun in the game in his own way. And now we take pleasure in telling people they're not good enough and that they don't "deserve" to participate? This concerns me greatly, because it stands to corrupt probably the single greatest advantage this community had over those of all other MMOs.
    That's the very attitude I've been railing against in these recent threads. The worse problem is that these guys don't even understand that they *have* that attitude.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Heraclea View Post
    When I try to bring a character without mez protection on a ship raid, all I do is run back and forth from the hospital.
    I just lie there awaiting the inevitable mapserver message.