GibberingLunatic

Theres a program called "TweakCoH" That has a diagnostic tool built in that grabs a list of the server addresses for tracert info and ping info that can be saved into a neat little file... (also helps with changing the graphic quality BEFORE starting the game up...) speakin of, I think its time we had a "Login"/"Exit Game"/"OPTIONS" button available where we could set the global stuff graphics/audio and the ilk don't you people?
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I get this problem CONSTANTLY... all the time. 24/7 so you are definately not alone... however the CH/BM doesnt seem to be freezing up my computer for 30 seconds as usual... (and I mean freeze, where the screen goes overlay white and askes if you want to quit it or continue waiting... >.&gt

As this states in the subject, this is about using the AE in testing mode.
Stun/Dead/Invincible Switch/Awaken/Insta-Death(probally cause Invincible is locking the HP where its at, in this case 0 and killing you the second you use a awake)/shut off invincible/turn on invisible/rez a second time/turn on invincible/turn off invisible/Walk around and move or fly like your stunned even though you don't have the debuff anymore...

Annnnnd, not to mention KILLING YOUR TEAMMATES!
Thats right! Not only can you kill mobs and other baddies with kill target in test mode... BUT YOUR TEAMMATES TOO! Great for a laugh... or just to really piss off your buddy... Or.... Get some newbie farmers, that got high levels in like 4 days of play, invite them to your team but don't tell em the map is in test mode. Let them start running towards a mob, select them, and in architect options... Click "Kill Target"

Splat, instant Buzzard bait.... Kinda entertaining... but after awhile, nobody wants to team with you anymore...

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Pain Domination is entirely based on mental control. You don't actually 'heal' anyone, you just make them ignore any pain they might be feeling.

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"You didn't need that arm anyway."

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KA: Look, you freakin idiot. You've got no arms left.
BK: Yes I have.
KA: *Look*!
BK: It's just a flesh wound.

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Ohh and castle, when you are working with formula X to make it incorporate variable Y, don't forget to account for gravity where appropriate, Einstein forgot to do that once and all those other guys won't stop talking about it.

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This just in, Gravity being suggested at being looked at for Controllers and Doms.

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...

Well I do know the mito farms got swapped with mobs that said "Invalid grop" I'm sure it meant "Invalid Group" but thats typonese for yah on a quick fix to fix the mito farms, but this one switched from Circle of Thorns very clearly to Ritki.... I'm gonna play some more devs "choice" ones and see what other errors I could find. (not only the typonese and spelling and grammar in this one as well.)

yeah it seems that way, however I highly doubt they removed the Circle of Thorns group from the AE and replaced em with Ritki... it seems... odd really

yeah, but it seems All the maps except for the first one have been hit with a Ritki invasion all thier own. It's either bugged to heck or somethin is up...

concerning ARC ID 1005 being devs choice... someone was not paying attention to the fact the second mission has Ritki instead of the Circle of thorns.... all clues and such point to the Circle of thorns yet all I see are Ritki chanting spells and such o.O Someone take a look and verify that I'm not losing my mind?

Confirmed on my end, its a full scale Ritki Invasion in this Arc... and its not part of the story...

ITS HAPPENING NOW!

Ummm Where the heck is the invasion? I got my gameface on, guess its scaring the Ritki...

I guess Lord Recluse likes his Pr0ns...

Totally hillarious, a WoW version was made but this is way funnier.

Should add this one too just for its sheer epicness...
CoH vs. CoV

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Stop complaining about the downtime already and realize
there is life outside your apartment

1. I got RitkiRolled..... I NEVER saw that comin...
2. They either need to have editable numbers for the sliders or add Height in the mix in the save files like so,
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{
CostumeFilePrefix male
Scale 8.948
BoneScale -1
ShoulderScale -1
ChestScale -1
WaistScale -1
HipScale -1
LegScale 0.02
HeightScale 0.76
HeadScales 0.7124, 0.7619, 1
BrowScales -0.3543, 1, -1
CheekScales -1, -1, -1
ChinScales -1, -0.8019, -1
CraniumScales 1, 1, 1
JawScales -1, -1, -1
NoseScales -0.4152, -0.5181, -0.861
SkinColor 234, 160, 137
NumParts 27

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Just look for the BOLD text in that.

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I'll be laughing like a madman for hours, both in chat and IRL.

Seriously, someone get me a /e evillaugh macro I can leave on all day.

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um, its actually really easy, make the macro, it makes the button and you ctrl+click it, fires off repeatedly.... >.>

Honestly I think it would be a loss for the AE if 2x xp was shut off for it. Personally I'm not one for the Canon, nor am I one for doing the same storyline again and again and again for each character I make, so I go to the AE, Hit the random switch and jump into whatever Arc it lands on. At least I don't have to travel across the map & back and forth over and over just to get missions. Saves ALOT of time and alot of the same old dried up garbage the regular missions keep spewing at us.

I leveled up my corruptor the normal way, went through all the cannon, created a bane/crab (haven't reached the point where i get to choose one) and find out, I'm doing the SAME STORYLINE as the regular villians... Honestly for the Epic classes there should be a whole 'nother string of missions to do besides the usual garbage.

Same thing on hero side, its always the same thing over and over. At least in the AE you get SOME creativity and change.

P.S. Doesn't anybody else think saying "CoX" For City of Heroes/Villans just seems completely wrong on so many levels?

I'm just browsing through superdickery.com and trying not to squirt my soda out my nose laughing... >.>

ahh, finally the date is correct and its saying they are up. perhaps they actually are?

perhaps that AE entry dialog bug, and the BM/CH mouse-over pop-ups. 10-1 those are client side (as most dialogs are in any game) and perhaps a exploit of some sort (green blobby farms anybody?)

All servers are showing as up... Bad part is, its not showing yesterday as the date... Oh no. Its showing,
Updated: 2009-06-24 13:05:02 UTC

Ummm... WTF?

No! It's not true! It Can't

Those filthy Rats ate my

its rather simple when you go to read the plaques, (they take a long time to load and I'm rather impatient) I clicked them more than once, Like about anywhere from 5-10 times, next thing I'm seeing is "lost connection to map server" Everything else that connects to the internet is still fine, its just CoH that kicks me off.

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This is a known issue. Has been since Beta for I13 (?).

http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Known_issues

There is a known workaround. You can go to Paragon Wiki, City of Data, or use Mid's Hero and Villain Planner to see the information on each patron and their powers.

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The multiple click=crash bug is not documented however
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Patron Picking villian side
100% reproducable to me
I hit 40, got told to check the plaques, so I did, the information did not show up right away so I figured I was too far away, got closer, clicked a couple of times and got bucked offline.

Tried this a couple more times clicking quickly on the plaques, each time it would disconnect me from the mapserver.

Ummmm, NO! :-p You can't make me!