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    As for melee toons and GW: Her heal is not auto hit. It requires a to-hit check. Monitor your defense. If you don't have enough from your secondary or teammate buffs, eat purples. Sure, she has a chance to hit you still (whatever the to-hit floor is for a level 54 AV), but the Scrapper's damage should offset what healing she does manage to get off.
    Hell, she only heals a couple hundred of hitpoints per pop, and she pops it, what, every thirty seconds, at the fastest? If a scrapper can't deal that back interim, he's either criminally negligent, or AFK.

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    I really don't get what all the whining is about. Between the forums and in-game, I'm totally flabbergasted.

    The STF is not difficulty so long asyou approach it with a balanced team and players that understand how to play their character. You don't *need* a stone tank and you dont *need* an emp, etc. It isn't an elitest challenge. It's the ultimate hero task force challenge. Considering 98% of the game is accessible to everyone, I really don't see the issue. Forming the TF requires that you understand what is about to be thrown at you and finding suitable combinations of different characters that will help you achieve your goal.

    Last night we went at the STF with an invul/ tank, kin, dark and storm. We also had 2 blasters, a stalker and a new player logoff after the 1st mission and never come back because he didn't understand what a TF was. Is that the ideal? Not even close. Still finished in under an hour and a half. I would say roughly half the team wasn't IO'd and maybe 3 people had their alphas. It certainly wasn't the prettiest run I've ever been on but the players more or less understood their characters.

    For those of you failing for reasons other than people quitting or crashing.....I really don't understand how. The people forming tf's just need a grasp of what they are trying to accomplish. That means there is quite a bit of leeway with what you can bring along, but you might have to turn a few people down.

    The system isn't elitest. It's realistic.
    You argument seems, to me, to be something along the lines of, "We're saving the world, so in light of that fact, we need people capable of saving the world, which is why we need to make the hard choice to leave everyone not on their A-Game behind."

    Now, if you're speaking of player competence, fair enough. I can buy that, because I think there is consensus on these boards that given an abundance of skill, the STF and LRTF are completable by any combination of characters.

    If, on the other hand, you're speaking to prioritizing some builds/sets and excluding others, I cry foul. For basically the reason above, actually.
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    Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill View Post
    Atlas (or Galaxy) - group of lowbies (so *fun* at level 1!) hop into the sewers.

    Eight go in.

    One goes "Hurry back from hosp, I have team tp - wait, need to train. Death Express for me!"
    I actually prefer a variation. 8 go in, as many as possible come out in Boomtown, ten levels later. It's good times.
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    On the video screen inside the Vanguard Base there are photos that have various Lat/Long coordinates. For example, the screenshot of the Mothership has coordinates 41 33 20 n 71 29 39 w. Cut and paste that in Google Maps and you get an idea of where at least one dev thinks Paragon City is located.
    That's a really cool catch you made, there. Almost as cool as the fact that the coordinates are actually in Rhode Island. Well played, devs.
  4. Yeah. Those names/costumes are completely awesome. Kudos and woots to the newts.
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    Originally Posted by MajorDecoy View Post
    What type of candy?
    I dunno, but I suspect it tastes like roofies.

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    Cole tends to run a hands-off approach.
    Except when it comes to Praetor Duncan.
    Yeah, I snickered, there. Well played.
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    Originally Posted by Jordan_Yen View Post
    I found some old motherboards in my Dad's closet and they had some codes for CoH on them.

    I don't really know what they're for, but I think they're for new account signups only. They may not be valid anymore, but if you can use them, have at it.

    5qdz-3kam-l79j-sfwy-dw5s
    xjcs-97wg-qj2z-h4cd-g9mk

    Let me know if they worked
    NCSoft says the top one is invalid, but the bottom leads to the creation of a new European account.
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    Originally Posted by TrueGentleman View Post
    It's a shame that the OP's intriguing speculations are being sidelined by the Emperor Cole/Tyrant apologists.


    Just to get this out of the way, Tyrant, in his farewell to the player in the Paragon City option for Loyalists, freely confesses to having hands "stained with blood", a policy against allowing humanity free will, and plans to "wipe away" Primal Earth. If you won't take him at his word, then there's no convincing you that the epithet Tyrant is appropriate.
    Yeah, it does seem that few seem eager to continue this line of dialogue --and I hope a review of my thoughts on the subject vindicates me when I say I was partially in it "for the lulz", as it were -- so the quick and dirty rebuttal is that all of these things by themselves are concerning, problematic, and bad. But they don't, by themselves, actually mean abuse of power, and so they don't actually make him a tyrant.

    Ya know what, though? On the level, yeah, Cole is probably a tyrant. Just as there's no way he could gear up for a war without his government not noticing, there's no way his government could display the levels of corruption it does, while retaining the levels of competency it does, without him noticing. And even were he not a tyrant, he's still a complete dick, and a moral sinkhole, and a jaggoff who had to be retcon'd out of bonking his granddaughter so he'd be repulsive for his authoritarian regime, not his taste in consenting adults. There are things I find appealing about Praetoria, but their ruling class is not one of them, and indeed, would really, really need to go before I considered living there. And any continued argument denying that is grounded in splitting hairs and solipsism.

    Or, to put it simply, Cole's tyranny is irrelevant; he's still horrible.
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    Plus, of course, there's also the dev quote saying "Emperor Cole is an actual tyrant"
    If a dev told you to get in the white van, 'cause there's some candy in it, would you?
  9. I'm in awe. We've jumped from tyrant to genocide to dictator to god-emperor.

    Like, damn, darling. I need hyperbole to describe to hyperbole you're using.

    As to refutations... well, I think I can hit most of the highlights in one fell swoop, which looks something like this:

    Cite a gawd-damned source. Not something a Resistance member says, not a deduction made from the premise "If Cole were evil...", no, go find me an irrefutable instance wherein Cole, on his onesies, demonstrates a flagrant abuse of his government's power. Then, he's a tyrant. Until then, he's a dick, he's incompetent, he shouldn't be in control, true. But without abuse, there isn't tyranny.

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    There's also the fact that after 25 years of dictatorship, an entire generation exists who haven't been given a say on how they're governed - they're enslaved by a dictatorship that their parents and grandparents voted for.
    Everyone grows up with bias and influence from the society they grew up in. Would you be chomping for radical and universal freedom as hard as you are if you grew up in Soviet Russia twenty-five years ago? (Hint: there are two answers to that question. The one that isn't ridiculous is 'no'.)

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    "They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power."
    In a moment of meta... something, I've quoted your quote. Unfortunately, I don't really have any context for it, or even a work it came from, so that's about as snarky as I can get. Sorry.
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    Only Cole's booming voice would silence the delegation. It was at that moment that it all became crystal clear to everyone in the assembly. Only Cole could truly lead mankind against this, their greatest threat. He took the office grudgingly. Never one for details, Cole delegated many of his tasks to more capable commanders in the world's combined Super Corps. He dubbed this new fighting force the Praetorian Guard. Cole's mandate to this new force was that they were going to cut off the head of whatever was leading these monsters.
    That's not a legal, democratic election. I only have our UN Security Council to go by, but they don't have the power to elect a Consul of the Earth on this Earth, no matter the circumstances, and they certainly don't speak with the full authority of the governments that they represent, nor the authority of the people of those nations, in nations where the leaders are democratically-elected. Most of them aren't even elected from their nations, but rather appointed to the position.
    Of course it's not a legal, democratic election. It's a damned dramatization. Regardless of what kindergarten teachers might lead you to believe, people are not in power based solely on the fact that they can shout loudly.

    True, the UN doesn't have the right to elect a Consul of the Earth, but societies are constructs. They are, on a very fundamental level, subject to the will of the people within them. Cole was empowered. He didn't seize it; it was given to him. And the fact that the reconstruction that happened did, in fact, happen only speaks to the popularity of this decision.

    Cole did not stage a coup, and he did not act without the consent of the world around him. Thus, he did not usurp. Perhaps not legal, but only in the sense that there was not yet a law for the occasion. Perhaps not democratic, but only in the sense that he did not campaign. Perhaps not a good ruler, but also, not a tyrant.
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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    He's no longer elected, otherwise there wouldn't need to be any resistance movement to his dictatorship - they'd just vote him out.
    Fallacious. Dissent does not equal a majority dissent.

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    The things he says to ex-loyalists when they escaspe to Primal Earth shows him to be an extremly abusive ruler - he says that humans have no right to free will, even though free will is the basic right that every other human right comes from.
    No, it makes him a ******. He's not an abusive ruler until he actually uses his political power to enforce these things.

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    Murdering, torturing, brainwashing and drugging his people also marks him out as an evil person.
    Again, while there's plenty of evidence that people in his government do these things, there's less that he, himself, participates, or condones.

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    Launching a genocidal war against Primal Earth, with plans to murder millions of people also shows him to be quite abusive towards other worlds, not just his own.
    Careful how you throw around the g-word there, missy. Even if we suppose that the war is purely Tyrant's doing, I see no evidence whatsoever that he's deliberately targeting a specific racial, ethnic, whatever, group for elimination.

    As to the war claim, I suggest cautious skepticism. It's not a mystery why there's that saying, "The only thing worse than a war won is a war lost." War is costly, inefficient, and destructive. Emperor Cole strikes me as potentially many things, but stupid is certainly not one of them. So, if this war is his doing, and I agree, it would seem to be, I submit that there must be a very, very good reason for it, because were Praetorian society subject to that level of whimsical tomfoolery, it simply would not function to the degree it currently does.

    Furthermore, the effort required to sustain a war is tremendous. Cole could not disguise this, which means he has the agreement of his government counterparts, which means he's still operating within his rights and abilities as a leader, which means he's still not a tyrant.

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    Tyrant is one of the most evil people in the game, because his crimes affect entire worlds - Reclsue doens't even get close to him in terms of suffering caused.
    Your actions and continued condemnations of Emperor Cole are detrimental to his ability to function as a chief of state. You have certainly contributed to at least one person joining the Resistance, which means you've committed slander on this world and terrorism/treason on his (You can pick which one you prefer more.)

    Worse, by bolstering the Resistance, you perpetuate the Praetorian conflict, which in turn leads to further militarization and expansion- the very things you decry in Cole. If Tyrant is evil because his actions affect many worlds, you, madam, are worse, because your actions affect just as many worlds as his in the exact same way, but at least he doesn't have the gall to put a smiley face at the end of the sentence that dooms untold millions.


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    Originally Posted by Zombie Man View Post
    Yes, the original meaning of 'tyrant' was one who had absolute power.

    The Athenians found that useful in times of war.

    Then they get all uppity when the tyrant refused to relinquish said power when the war is over.
    I'm given to understand it was the other way around, actually. Tyrants were, originally, leaders who simply weren't elected. They tended to show up during times of high stress because that's when you tend to need a guy to make snap decisions, as opposed to bureaucracy. And, ya know, during war, leaders need the power necessary to save country, and over time people began wondering, why bother giving it up? Thus, language drift.

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    Both those definitions apply to him
    Please. He's a legally and democratically elected official. The first definition doesn't apply. If we jump back to the possibility that people in his government are corrupt, but he, personally, is not, then he's not an abusive ruler, either, just an authoritarian one. Which means that second definition doesn't fit.

    If we're rocking the Greek definition of the word... well, you're right. But, well...

    So, GG, I'm sure you've got some snappy answer for me, which may or may not have come from a fortune cookie, but on the off-chance that I'm wrong, or perhaps the decent chance that a different forumite is interested in discourse, let discussion continue, hmm?
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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    It's more of a description rather than a codename
    From the Merriam-Webster online dictionary:

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    Definition of TYRANT

    1
    a : an absolute ruler unrestrained by law or constitution
    b : a usurper of sovereignty
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    a : a ruler who exercises absolute power oppressively or brutally
    b : one resembling an oppressive ruler in the harsh use of authority or power
    Now, it is beyond doubt that people within Emperor Cole's government are corrupt and abusive. However, it is quite easily arguable that Cole does not fall into the second definition, and the argument that he's excluded from the first definition is easier, still.
  14. Did you know that the Ven diagram wasn't invented to help children create posters, but was actually constructed as a tool to solve syllogisms?

    On a related note, this topic, in set theory! Let Set A be all people on a team, and Sets B and C subsets of Set A. Let Set B be all people who generally hate teaming with Samuel_Tow. Let Set C be all people who compromise their social integrity for bribes.
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    Originally Posted by Grouchybeast View Post
    Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!
    Yeah, yeah. I'm here. All I've got to say is, I don't care 'bout any of y'all, either.

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    please cater to DOOM.
    'Cept you. You can stay. You, people should listen to more often.
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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    It'd need at least one Villain to make it work
    Pure malarkey. Sadomasochism, and 'deviant' lifestyles in general, have influence on precisely one aspect of a person's life: how they happen to enjoy sex. There is no moral judgement involved.

    Unless, of course, you're referring to all the ropes and leather and whatnot. That... yeah, that's more often a villain shtick, no?
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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I really don't think that the lyrics fit those two
    In contrast, I really want to see a relationship between the two that does.
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    Originally Posted by Rikis View Post
    I hate to be the one to point this out, but FunstuffofDoom, you're starting to get slightly off topic!
    Am I? My bad. Here, let's argue a bit over whether or not we're off topic!

    I'll begin with an aggressive denial containing a passive-aggressive insult at some group you associate with, and move into a sweeping generalization affirming my position.
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    Well, dear Dominatrix has apparently moved on from 'serving' her granddad to cheerfully screwing over poor Anti-Matter in every sense of the word and some besides to boost Neuron up the popularity ladder. WHY... I've no idea, unless she intends to pull the rug out from under him to watch him go tumbling down out of some sense of malicious entertainment.

    And since when did Neuron become 'all that and a bag of chips'? He's got Bobcat mewling over him in Studio 55, Battle Maiden standing guard for him outside the Tower, and Domi stealing Anti-Matter's tech to give it to him. Neuron's tower really is like one big 40-story middle finger to Keyes over on Reactor Island...
    Ya know what? Word. Anti-Matter's not incompetent, by any stretch of the imagination, but Neuron looks like he's in over his head more and more, as you follow his work more closely. What gives?

    And when the hell did he become a scientist, let alone an intelligent one? Primal Berry's characterization was, more or less, that he was the everyman, no? The flip-side of that is hedonistic, not Praetor of Science.
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    Originally Posted by Melancton View Post
    Alyssa, I highly recommend that you peruse issues 4-6 of the Top Cow City of Heroes run (free downloads here -- but the page layout is strange; the issue you want first shows Sister Psyche stopping bullets with a force field, and the next two are actually to the left).

    These issues contain the "Smoke and Mirrors" arc written by Troy Hickman (Whose Twilight Guardian #3 is currently hitting the stands--mandatory plug for ol' Troy ).

    Not only is that the best depiction of Statesman in the comics, it also explains the origin of the statue in front of the train station in Kings Row, which is pretty awesome. Usually Statesman is depicted as impossibly arrogant and a jerk. Troy's depiction attempted to segue that into an interesting, human but noble Statesman, and I liked it a lot.

    (The Blue King run of the comics did not feature Statesman so much.)

    I like playing Heroes. Stick with the good guys!
    Yeah, this really leads to a point that should mentioned. Most of the forums will tell you, with no little amount of justification, that Statesman is a ******. Not the developer, though he gets his own levels of hate around here. No, the character is a ******. If you want conflict as to whether or not you can trust him, Praetorian is a perfectly acceptable option. But, there's a much easier reason to not trust him: he's untrustworthy.
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    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    I'm going to call this post "Cutting Logic on the Legitimacy of Slashfic".
    But... but I'm defending the possibility of hawt man-love? Just 'cause most people are straight doesn't mean statuesque proportions are only thing Statesman borrowed from Ancient Greece.
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    Originally Posted by Furio View Post
    It doesn't (i think I covered that...that's what "on the DL" means), and I'm not. But just playing the numbers, odds would be they're straight as opposed to bi.
    While the subject's being tossed around, that, too, is a fallacy. It's called the induction fallacy, after the fundamental problem with the logical process, induction, and the ruling is, you can't say something is certain because it's really, really likely. David Hume is famous for beating western philosophy upside the head with this concept, and, for a giggle, since large parts of Science are inductive, large parts of science are formally fallacious. Weird, huh?
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    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Be careful. Later I ship Fusionette finding comfort in the arms of Vanessa DeVore. The harbor holds ships of all kinds.

    Except tug boats. Chris Hanson has no cause for concern.
    Sweeeeet. Time for teh yuri!
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    Originally Posted by AzureSkyCiel View Post
    Scrapper or not, GG, you're gonna need a bigger team than just yourself to fight THAT thing.
    Liez. My vorpal blade goes snicker-snack.
  25. FunstuffofDoom

    Penlope Yin

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    The problem I have with Paragon-Earth Penny being Vanessa's daughter is that Paragon Vanessa has always been shown to be pretty far to the right on the Kinsey scale-- she seems to prefer women almost exclusively and treats men as inanimate objects. It's not impossible for such a person to have a child, but the circumstances under which she would do so and then not want to keep the child are a little troubling.
    Can I get a citation on this? I'm not doubting you, I've just never run any of the arcs that really deal with the story of the Carnival, and now I might kinda want to.

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    He once pitched a tent in Vanessa DeVore's bed... just to show her the true meaning of the "big top".

    He once fed Bobcat a bowl of Meow Mix... and she purred.

    His singing voice is what truly keeps Hamidon at bay.

    His name is spelled the same in both English and Rikti.


    He is... The Most Interesting Man in Praetoria.


    He plays poker with the entire Seer network, and wins.

    Fixadine addicts are said to protect his property.

    Praetor Barry wishes he was one day as talented a tennis player.

    He doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Budweis... Dos Equis.

    He is... The Most Interesting Man in Praetoria.