Fansy

Hail!

Turkeys agobbled up here! HTD to ALL Good Teamers!

Singing,
Fansy!

Hail!

In what manner do you, in any world, believe that I would even attempt to ruffle ridges? I personally like Lays or Pringles. Smooth and tastes good with a satisfying crunch! I would not lead this Community astray for there is nothing to gain, especially when asked to help by some special friends that worked rather tediously to get a hold of me, TWICE, mind you. Why me? I haven't the foggiest but they did and it worked, obviously.

So I had come and immediately set to work for a little while on creating this, and inspiring that with plenty of screen shots taken to be had by all during a couple of events. I returned to my every day singing. However, this City has more troubles than the Villains do with athletes foot. To appease the gloomy nature I had come to shed some light and do what I could to see the Good Team through.

Sand Giants are only for those of evil intent and neutrals, as is other creatures of epic mass. I try not to speak on what I do not know and have learned that there are tricky people with sources unchecked so I had to do my own research from sources who've interviewed myself or friends I have known after being a special guest for many a convention. I won't go into further details due to you getting the gist and Grandpa's running around pants-less again screaming about the French Revolutionists.

In truth, I wouldn't dream of ''Trolling'' this effort nor the fine people both against, for, unbelieved, or daunted. I am not here for that, I wasn't asked to come for that, and I didn't stumble across it with intentions for such. I thoroughly enjoyed my time in game and the players I met who kept sending me team invites. As I went to sign off I'd have another, I'd oblige, and then another, and another, and another, and guess what? Yes! Another! I haven't seen so much playing since EQ and EQ 2. I dabble in the others but only when requested by specific people but here I found myself immersed (when I could be) and circled (on every server) by so many good folk, and some who didn't know who I was but learned very fast that I tend to sing a lot and spread stories.

Your belief in what you know of me is so far fetched it goes beyond the galaxy far and quite possibly to the ends of the Universe if that's even possible. I will speak only of what I have set up myself (Rhett & Link's Note Challenge for instance) or have had success in acquiring through sources via magazines, or otherwise. Can I always say it's one hundred percent? Nay. Nor have I. I always said Ifs, possibly, could, and maybes. Nothing is for sure when it comes to NCsoft's plans as they themselves shift rapidly.

Some of you wished for a plain talk, I semi-obliged but I wouldn't stick to such as it's so dry and quite a kill joy. Belay that though!

So you have joined a talking burnt toast, and a lighted shadow in being disproven, debunked, and asked to join them in their gloom and doom corner. Whatever comes, as it will, I ask that you try not to shred what hope there is that can be seen and is on the edge of being released publicly; patience is key, but for now silence is a necessity no matter how much you dislike it. Though silence from the ''Official'' side doesn't always mean they are not talking, you may never know a conduit of truth or a burning bush with their essence. Best be keeping those eyes open, and your heart true. I'd suggest stepping out of that ice box but you seem firmly planted. Hope that soil is resistant to freezer burn, my fair villain!

Alas, we have come to my last good bye after such a long written reply not meant or directed just for you but for all of those who read. It isn't about dashing false hope, it isn't about destroying one's faith, it isn't about lifting you up where you should belong.. it's about honesty, fairness, justice, righteous guidance, and celebrities doing what they can to share what they too have found.

Could you do the same? Quite possible, without a doubt indeed. To be true, the Community has done more than what Lackey and I could possibly dream of being part of; such combined efforts should forever be known in the History of all Gaming MMO's. We, and they, do not fight to wreck another person's reality but to prolong a common hope - one that even the red names are holding breath for and not giving up on.

They are all Heroes, and this is just what they do.
Go-Go Good Team!

Got it memorized, Villains and Neuts?

Of the sweetest melody,
Fansy the Famous Bard

My Grandpa told me a story once about the cruel ways of the upper staff in the Military. I think they had ranks but I'm not sure how many. I'm not militarized. Anyway! He used to say how he loved his M&M capsules, and buttered grits, he would eat them constantly even if they were under an attack with explosions tearing up roots and trees all around them. He said there is no important more a thing than making sure you fight on a full stomach, he said the M&M's gave him an adrenaline rush that would help him assault the enemy on a sugar high of epic proportions. The grits he said would warm up the body enough to keep the blood pumping mean, and pure. Pretty cool huh? I never liked grits, too gushy for me but even to this day Grandpa mushes it up with his lips like it's mashed potatoes. He loves mashed potatoes. OH right. Okay so, the Military people with high ranks would come by and take his M&Ms and eat them right in his face, then throw his grits into the enemy lines at times and this made Grandpa very sad, said that is why he called them cruel. Told me, '' Never be cruel and steal anyone's M&Ms' and Grits.'' (Quoted by Grandpa) Said that it's inhumane.

Choo Choo!

Guess whose getting banned.

Industrial strength, even!


Ah-hah! I have been found out, for it is true that English is NOT my first, or native tongue. Bardicism is! I have been always truthful about my Bardish ways but I was actually born a bard with many an instrument and skill to use. The Bard's tongue swiftly followed in my ability to coherently form words that sang out sweetly!

Bags are horrible things to feed to trolls. As a bard I have seen this attempted many times in my career. They have these long tusk like teeth, you see, and it generally gets stuck on the stitched sewing of the burlap. It's rather unappealing, but once they do break it down it does become like spaghetti for them so they slurp it up with a hearty pat to their stomach!



Good thing I have air freshener!

Fair Hero!

You have mistaken insider information for an email given, and the contents of said email distributed. Never once have I claimed anything as truth, thus no hope to be hoped up but did say what my eyes have read with plenty of ifs, possibles, and how I perceived it. Do not be deceived by what you wish to believe is my claim to knowing anyone inside NCsoft's Head Quarters but rather an answer for the over nine thousand and one emails I had sent, for I am just one of the messengers who sings what was finally replied to!



My Grandpa once told me a story about slapping monkeys with their own peels. I never got that reference until I read your name and then it hit me like puberty (just last week!) I can finally say I now understand how the world works in its many a splendor!

Hail Villain!

If I am an Asian Female, I am having a very hard time staring in the mirror only to see a white complexion! Perhaps I am a very pale asian!

Fred Gallagher did indeed speak to with me, AFTER the fake had been brought to light which he and I discussed on several Twitter and personal emails. He is a great person, and is doing what he can on his side for helping as many as he can. Thus, the ''bogus'' claim is rather harsh from your tongue but as sharp as it is I am here to dull it and bring truth and perspective as opposed to blatant lies from a crusty friend.

Matthew Inman and I have indeed discussed City Of Heroes through ways of the mystical email exchange and proof otherwise would be rather cumbersome for there is none on your side of claims. Perhaps something is to be said about me being troubled of a false prophet in the beginning however the second claim is entirely true.

Asian? You've been debunked, Villain!
MG of MT? Half true I was fooled, but the Bard sings truest through your thicket.
MI on CoH? Haha! Quite the truth thus silencing your attempt to quell my personal attempts.

Bravo on getting quite a few responses from me, being one of expert Sand Giants I am quite adapt to ignoring any issues that are hearsay and leave it be but your tone would suggest something against my character which has been, continues to be, and will forever more to have done; be ''debunked.''

Please, continue your charade and allow me to enlighten those continuing to read on the truth so they can raise further brows and shake their head at your attempts to rise from the shadows and call out against me. For neither will work, my good friend.

Clearing Voice,
Fansy the Famous Bard

My grandpa used to tell me stories about a certain time in Vietnam where he had to use a pound of bacon, two jars of chunky peanut butter, an ice cream scoop and three morphine needles to create a trap for the in come Russian soldiers who were armed with spears and pistols. He wasn't clear about the actual makings of the trap but swore it was effective and had a major impact in a victory forgotten by the history books. By this time he was demonstrating by running through the house, hiding in ferns and knocking over pots. It took awhile for his medicine to kick in.

As for the claim of me emulating Fansy?
Why not sign on to EQ, EQ 2, GW, GW2, WoW, CoH.
You'll find me on mostly every server and in some games a NPC.

I'll be more than happy to lend credibility to my name as there is none who would be best at doing what I do for the people than myself or perhaps a clone from my DNA, which is in some Countries restricted, valued, or classified.


And for the record, yes I can hold a decent conversation and am quite well written when I truly choose to be but it is a very rare occassion that this will happen. Besides, I must always speak on the behalf of the Good Team.

Yours in song,
Fansy the Famous Bard

Hail Villain!

You are quite wrong in the act that I have any alternative accounts, for that wouldn't be fair justice nor would I remember all that would be needed to maintain such. Now that you have been brought out to light and strewn up dry in attempt to scrounge for every shred of light you can tear asunder; you have begun a campaign to which the Developers, Moderators, and Administrators shall not heed to. Why? Because unlike others I do not spread false truths but rather I give what is given to me in a Fansy song and birch. Please, feel free to ''debunk'' what I speak in clear as Bard's tongue to you. Or cry out to those of the redname variety only to have them shush you softly for there is no need to campaign against me, and they will contest this.

I am who I say I am, and speak only what I feel is proper. Against Villains that have a sweet song such as yourself there is none best to quell you than myself without the need for banning.

Return now to the shadows that you lay claim to, Good Sir. This is a place only for Heroes and those that dance in Light. Be gone with you. Shoo!

Singing,
Fansy the Famous Bard

You seek answers but all I can give is the message, if you wish for more just continue pounding at NCsoft's door. Someone's bound to peek out.

I too would like to see this come to a happy ending, one where all can be merry and sing a song of proper not burnt toast or shadowed sunlight!

May I borrow three?

They are just as wrong as the bad guys and deserve all my Giant love.

Oybt!

Glad to see you in uplifted spirits, Good Teamer! I shall dub thee Cracklesnagg!

A question best sent to the Rednames or face book pals!

Toast shouldn't be talking, it's rather startling especially when making false accusations about non-false false claims that were just and true from the accredited Fansy!


You obviously do not know who I am nor ever googled one who set on path your gaming devs as you know it today. A founding Bard as you could say that sings not but genuine thingstoknow or thingsofheard. You may also have a slight text impediment which I could see fixed through a doctor who is very renowned and well known in his practice.

I do believe in my ever first visit here a certain redname had arrived to say hello to me in knowledge that a Fansy fake is not me, for there is only one Famous Bard and one who has never been duplicated. Who is that? Why me and none else! Fansy at your service, to illuminate your darkness with rays of hope that glitter down from Good Team's tower. Remember to always have a flower puff day!


Do you come with a penny slot? I'd like more wise quotes..


If I had more information I would gladly of sung it to you but there is little more else to say.

A question never asked is always in the wrong.

You mistake me for someone else who spins tales, for never once have I spoken out of my way and only ever left messages others have given me or about personal accounts. Your attempt to discredit my lyrical share is both disturbing, being one of a talking toast variety, and concerning. Have you ever noticed once in anything I post about one ''debunking?'' Why no, why? Because there is naught anything to debunk unless you speak of my grandpa's stories which I have admitted on several occasions to be possible exaggerations seeing as he's senile. You would do well to know just whom you address or try to falsify, my crusty pal, for unlike many I am actually a celebrity.

I know. It shocks me too.

Aside from this I have nothing to gain by a lie or spindle, which is easily researched by a couple of mouse clicks. Though to be fair I'd love for you to highlight some of my ''debunked false hope'' radicals. When you fail to do so perhaps the eyes will turn from me and turn to you for they see the Good Team prevails where a Villains attempt again is foiled.

In a name as famous as my own there is no need to hide it, for I would shout it from the top of the mountain's high just so all in the world would know it.

None could ever speak ill of you, fair Good Teamer.

Villains often do chortle with each other in a corner somewhere.


Or for actual celebrities one would think.

It's too good to pass up, my friend!

A/S/L?


But seriously tho; I'm currently working on getting in touch with a few of the article editors for some of the more prestigious gaming corps but I can't do it alone! If there's any interest I'll need some back up from the Good Team with emails sent to Game Informer, FUN, Nintendo Power (Believe me they'll eat this story up), and PC Gamer. If your google-fu isn't strong I'll throw in some links. Screen shots/Gamer stories are always important.

I'll be calling them as well as sending in e-mails but what you feel is appropriate is up to, well, you! However the Good Team never takes on a weak challenge, and stomps out any chance of missing a connection!

Even if this doesn't work to save the game it will forever be told in lore and history, stapled in pages of ink sent to virtually every household about a community who refused to go down without a fight!

That would be me, Good sir.

And no, you're awesome!