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  1. The Arena



    Renegades vs. VORI



    Test Villain Ladder







    VORI has been atop the Test Villain Ladder for several months now, a seemingly
    immovable monolith with no one challenging them for some time. The Renegades
    are coming off a victory against UJL earlier on and are gunning for the top
    spot and accompanying fame and forum titles.



    While not many members of VORI were visible at the Port Oakes arena prior to
    the match (there was an EM/Willpower Stalker and a few Ice/Kins around), their
    reputation as superior PvPers precedes them. Domiciled on Champion server, they
    have been honing their skills for some time now.



    I asked @Unholy Weapon for a few thoughts, and though he was pressed for time,
    he did manage to add:




    “I want to go to sleep, so this better not take long. Should be interesting
    matches. It could go either way. I know the Renegades have been doing a lot of
    practice.”



    Match One loaded into the Crey Lab Map. Thug pets from VORI’s Samedi2 were set
    up in a side hall while a huge amount of pets congregated the central power
    core. Visible offhand were Robot pets controlled by More Dots and some of
    -Spec’s Thug pets. A fierce melee ensued while -Maximum1 defeated Kayfabe, and
    M3zm3r1z3, one of VORI’s leaders, took a bite out of some Thug posse.



    -Maximum1 dropped the hammer on M3zm3r1z3 in the latter stages of the match,
    but these talent agents of villain PvP weren’t done by a long shot. Death
    Penalty defeated Samedi2 a few seconds after his teammate scored his kill, but
    still the pets raged a furious and unending battle for supremacy.




    The Renegades won Match One in an extremely close 3-2 win over VORI. Renegades
    score from -Maximum1 (2) and Death Penalty (1), while Samedi2 (2) responded for
    VORI.



    Match Two opened up on the Siege factory map, where combatants generally circle
    the periphery. M3zm3r1z3 opened with some intense Psionic attacks while
    -Maximum1 Supersped around the enclave trying to score a quick strike on an
    opponent. More Dots was caged early on in the match while his pets made quick
    forays out of combat.



    Later on, Unholy Requiem and -Spec traded kills on Acidz and M3zm3r1z3
    respectively. Death Penalty snuck a kill on Kayfabe while VORI’s Quemadora used
    Sonic powers to alter the battle. Squishkrieg dropped -Spec a few seconds
    later, keeping the match close to the very end. VORI wins Match Two 4-3, with
    their kills coming from Unholy Requiem (3) and Squishkrieg (1) to Renegades’
    -Spec (1), Death Penalty (1) and -MaXimum1 (1).



    Match Three started on the Crey Lab map, but was reset when VORI lost a member,
    and a second time when both teams loaded into the Troll Cave map, typically
    banned for high-end PvP matches.



    The final match eventually loaded into the Steel Canyon map. There was a fair
    amount of to and fro around the central statue as some -Spec’s pets congregated
    while Quemadora offered disruption thanks to Sonic abilities.



    Unholy Requiem, fully buffed from a fellow Thermal, defeated -Spec early in the
    game.



    -Spec recovered quickly to score a kill on M3zm3r1z3, leaving the array of pets
    clogging the central area. A brilliant chase occurred when Quemadora was
    pursued by Broken-Rubber and others, fire blasts splashing on the buildings as
    she elevated her position to gain safety.



    The extremely quick-paced match ended in a 4-2 win for The Renegades. They gain
    the top spot in the Test Villain Ladder off kills from -Spec (2), Death Penalty
    (1) and -MaXimum1 (1) to Unholy Requiem’s (2) kills.



    Congrats Renegades, and good game VORI!



    Correction: In a previous report, Acidz was reported as having the Sonic
    Resonance powerset when he has the Thermal Radiation set.















  2. Base Showcase



    A Faction of Dark Tomorrow




    Who is your base designer and who are your
    supergroup leaders?





    Base designer: Enlightened. Leaders: Pooky and Enlightened.




    Which server is your base on, and is it a Hero or Villain SG/VG?




    Guardian, heroside.




    When was your supergroup established?




    01/25/2006




    How many players are in your supergroup?




    140+




    What is the approximate value of your base?




    29,827,550 prestige.




    How much time do you spend working on your base? How much time have you invested
    so far?





    I started completely redoing the base on the 8th of December, and finished
    January 22nd. I spent six or more hours every day—sometimes up to twelve hours
    a day.




    What is your favorite base item? Least favorite?




    My favorite base item has to be the desk, or better yet, the "magic" desk. My
    least favorite: can I say badges? The helpful items require a lot of time.




    What is your favorite thing about base editing? Least favorite?




    I don’t really have a favorite thing about base editing. My least favorite is
    that you have to use the system in a way it wasn't meant to be used to do
    anything really creative.




    What is the highest thing on your wish-list for new base items?




    Water...I would love to have waterfalls or pools.




    If you could give just one piece of advice to a new base editor, what would it
    be?





    Be patient!




    Anything else you'd like to add about your SG, your base or the base system in
    general?





    Nothing more really. I would just like to show people what you can do, and then
    be able to go and see what others have created.














  3. The City Scoop



    EXTRA! EXTRA!






    This City Scoop has just learned that The Vanguard has released a forecasted
    “schedule” of the anticipated Rikti attacks. Since the Rikti Invasion of
    October of last year, there have been sporadic attacks on Paragon City and the
    Rogue Isles. It is a commonly held belief that these attacks are in retaliation
    for heroes and villains running some errand for the head of the Vanguard
    organization, Lady Grey.




    When Community Liaison, Lighthouse, made the announcement, he stated he was
    issuing a warning, "The looming threat of the Rikti Invasion Force still hangs
    like a dark pall over Earth." He added, "Despite the best efforts of humanity,
    aggressive Rikti incursions still plague the planet." On a slip of paper was
    written the following dates:



    ? March 7th through the 13th

    ? April 25th through May 1st

    ? June 13th through June 19th

    ? August 1st through August 7th

    ? Sept 26th through Oct 2nd

    ? November 14th through November 20th




    "Advance warning systems indicate the Rikti are massing for attacks on (these)
    dates throughout the year," stated Lighthouse.



    We at the City Scoop have been urged to warn all who answer the call to
    remember a few helpful tips about fighting this devastating foe.

      [*]
      When Zones within the cities are under attack, a world-wide alert will be
      issued by Vanguard. This alert will show up in your Chat window on the System
      channel, warning you in which zone attack is imminent.
      [*]
      While the invasion is occurring, players do not receive debt while outdoors in
      an invaded zone.
      [*]
      Those in that zone that do not wish to be at risk of Rikti attack are asked to
      take shelter immediately. They can do so by leaving the zone, or moving inside
      buildings or under cover (overpasses, parking garages, etc.).
      [*]
      The combative inhabitants in a zone will move off the streets and to safer
      locations when a Rikti Invasion takes place.
      [*]
      Rikti bombs appear to be unstable and not 100% reliable. Some do not explode on
      impact and only embed themselves in the ground. These bombs have been noted to
      detonate after a time, so take caution when you see these. They can be disarmed
      or delayed by inflicting damage upon them.[/list]

      Read Lighthouse’s urgent announcement
      here
      . Please refer to your home shard's community boards for
      discussion.





    This Issue:
















    Upcoming Events:


    March 8th:







    March 9th:





    March 14th:





    March 15th:







    March 16th:












    Villains and Black







    Do you ever stand around looking at villain costumes, squinting your eyes,
    trying to make out some of the details which just seems inevitably impossible
    because it's black on black? Do you then find your eyes jumping to the one
    costume that stands out? The one villain who dared to use colors, and not just
    any colors, but vibrant ones? Your eyes stick to them like a kid walking by a
    toy store window. You don't care how good or bad the costume is, it just amazes
    you that a villain is using some color and you can't help but notice. Sure,
    every other villain seems to have a touch of red on top of the black, but it
    gets old.



    Why is it that black is so widely used when it comes to villain costumes? Is it
    because we associate black with being evil? Or is it because it's easier to
    hide in the shadows when you match them? Well, I don't have an answer for you.
    What I do have is a list of some of the greatest super villains (and not so
    great) of our time! Let’s take a look shall we?



    Strutting the "white power suit," we have The Kingpin, Doctor Evil, and on many
    occasions, Lex Luthor.



    Being bold and proud in Purple and/or Red are The Joker, Magneto, Sentinels,
    Roulette, Carnage, Mother Mayhem, Malaise, Omega Red, and The Green Goblin.



    Cool and collected with the help of Blue are Apocalypse, Captain Boomerang,
    Mister Sinister, and Ice Minstrel.




    Green with power envy are Poison Ivy, Doctor Octopus, Dr. Doom, Scorpion, and
    The Riddler.



    While most of these villains have gone through several costumes over the years,
    the colorful ones stick in our minds. So you see, you too can work toward world
    domination in something that people will remember. Don't just be another
    villain that, when talked about, people say "I think he wore black." Be
    remembered! There are more colors than black!
  4. It's Spring!

    Make sure you have updated your master account information, on occassion we send valuable news letters, beta invitations, and other goodies. We wouldn't want you to miss out on anything GROOVY!

    Regards,

    Ex Libris
  5. [ QUOTE ]

    Yes, but in my experience it's really not a problem. It usually looks something like this:

    You have entered Dark Astoria
    You have defeated Bone Daddy
    Your friend Flirty Superheroine is online
    You have defeated Gravedigger Slammer
    You have defeated Freakshow ******
    WARNING! RIKTI SHIPS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED
    HEADING FOR TALOS ISLAND!
    ALL NON-COMBATANTS ARE URGED TO SEEK
    COVER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


    So yeah, like I said it really isn't a problem. YMMV.



    [/ QUOTE ]

    The issue here is that I really can't leave an entire chat tab open all the time and devoted entirely to System channel. Any attempt on my part to relegate all of my player chat channels to a single half of the window results in a rather impenetrable wall of free-flowing text that vaguely resembles the Matrix. I blame PinnBadges, really.

    Even then, I'm typically slashing my way through enemies fast enough that the invasion message wouldn't be on the screen for more than 3 seconds or so at any given point, during which time I'm generally looking at the critters who are trying to slaughter me mercilessly
  6. [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    I've been hoping they would bring back the invasions on a regualr schedule.

    Does anyone know if there is a utility that can monitor the chat log for the invasion alerts? I keep missing the LGTF ones.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Yes. It's called the Mark I Model 0 Eyeball. It works like this:

    You open a brandnew chat window, create a new tab, label it whatever you want, and put only one thing in this new tab. The channel called System. That is the channel that Invasion Alerts are announced in. Very little else uses this channel.

    Good hunting!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Every time you move to a different part of a zone or defeat an enemy or complete a mission or find a clue, it goes to System channel. So, unless you are literally standing around doing nothing, System is virtually useless for invasion announcements as it is going to be constantly spammed.

    Yes, they still need to fix that whole "not enough channels" thing so they can add a real Vanguard channel
  7. Everyone please make sure to copy your characters over early. On occasion the copy tool server needs to be re-started and we would hate for anyone to miss out on this opportunity.

    So be prepared, copy and patch early.

    Ex
  8. 48 Months: Battle Hardened
      [*] Battle Hardened Badge[*] Summon Pet Power: CHOICE: Light Fairy, Dark Fairy, Blue Wisp, Red Wisp, Shield Oscillator, Power Oscillator, Shield Drone, or Power Drone.[/list]
      For the 4 year veteran reward, players receive the Battle Hardened badge and the choice of a Summon Pet Power.

      There are 8 different pets the player can choose from: The Light Fairy, the Dark Fairy, the Blue Wisp, the Red Wisp, the Shield Oscillatory, the Power Oscillator, the Shield Drone, and the Power Drone. Each gives a specific bonus to you and your team.

      The Veteran Reward will be available after the live update on March 5th, 2008.

      Use this thread to thread to discuss the reward.

      Regards,

      Ex Libris
  9. 48 Months: Battle Hardened
    <ul type="square">[*] Battle Hardened Badge[*] Summon Pet Power: CHOICE: Light Fairy, Dark Fairy, Blue Wisp, Red Wisp, Shield Oscillator, Power Oscillator, Shield Drone, or Power Drone.[/list]
    For the 4 year veteran reward, players receive the Battle Hardened badge and the choice of a Summon Pet Power.

    There are 8 different pets the player can choose from: The Light Fairy, the Dark Fairy, the Blue Wisp, the Red Wisp, the Shield Oscillatory, the Power Oscillator, the Shield Drone, and the Power Drone. Each gives a specific bonus to you and your team.

    The Veteran Reward will be available after the live update on March 5th, 2008.

    Use this thread to discuss the new reward.

    Regards,

    Ex Libris
  10. Due to unforeseen scheduling issues this patch has been moved to tomorrow morning. Wednesday, March 5th starting at 6 AM Pacific (9 AM Eastern) all North American City of Heroes / Villains servers will come down for a game update.

    We anticipate the down time to last up to 2 hours.


    See the above links for the Patch Notes.

    Regards,

    Ex Libris
  11. 16.20080122.10T4 Live Update
    Monday, March 3, 2008

    On Tuesday, March 4rd starting at 6 AM Pacific (9 AM Eastern) all North American City of Heroes / Villains servers will come down for a game update.

    We anticipate the down time to last up to 2 hours.

    This will update the game to version 16.20080122.10T4 that is currently in testing on the Training Room Test Server. For a list of changes, visit the current Training Room Patch Notes, or see the Live Patch Notes once the update is completed.

    Regards,

    Ex Libris
  12. Edition 38 of "The City Scoop” a publication for Supers by Supers!

    Hitting the Mark—Edition 38 rolls out on the coveted Leap Day ‘08! Another great issue full of flavor, PvP, Base Showcasing, Horoscopes, and more and they continue week after week. We recently received the news that Dirtwolf will be stepping down as one of our Chief Editors, and we’ve had a few others that are battling “real life,” and we always know who should win in that effort. The Scoop is LFM (looking for moar!) So if you have a talent that would fit in nicely with this weekly publication please contact Snow_Globe or Pants_Stealer


    If you have any concerns regarding the content of the Scoop please feel free to direct your comments via PM to Lighthouse or Ex Libris.

    If you would like to do a feature article, have an event covered, or join "The City Scoop" team please PM Dirtwolf, or Snow_Globe

    If you or someone you know should be considered for ‘Behind the Mask’ Teldon or ‘Encounters’ please contact MrsAlphaOne

    If you need some “Advice” contact Lady_Athyna or would like to “Ask The X” contact LiquidX


    Discussion on the latest edition of "The City Scoop" is located here.
  13. Edition 38 of "The City Scoop!" a publication for Supers by Supers!

    Hitting the Mark—Edition 38 rolls out on the coveted Leap Day ‘08!

    Another great issue full of flavor, PvP, Base Showcasing, Horoscopes, and more and they continue week after week. We recently received the news that Dirtwolf will be stepping down as one of our Chief Editors, and we’ve had a few others that are battling “real life,” and we always know who should win in that effort. The Scoop is LFM (looking for moar!) So if you have a talent that would fit in nicely with this weekly publication please contact Snow_Globe or Pants_Stealer


    If you have any concerns regarding the content of the Scoop please feel free to direct your comments via PM to Lighthouse or Ex Libris.

    If you would like to do a feature article, have an event covered, or join "The City Scoop" team please PM Dirtwolf , or Snow_Globe

    If you or someone you know should be considered for ‘Behind the Mask’ Teldon or ‘Encounters’ please contact MrsAlphaOne

    If you need some “Advice” contact Lady_Athyna or would like to “Ask The X” contact LiquidX

    Discussion on the latest edition of "The City Scoop" is located here.









  14. Game Dialogue Gems





    "Like, I have always SOOO wanted to meet you! And now we can like, totally
    fight together and all sorts of stuff. All the other Fortunatas were all
    TOTALLY like 'Tarantula Program? Eeew!' And then they were like, 'Like, what
    are you thinking, Becky?' And I was totally like 'I'll get to meet all kinds of
    interesting people and stuff.' And look, here I am, like, totally fighting
    alongside YOU! This is even better then when I worked with Silver Mantis.
    She's, like, totally uptight, until you get to know her, y'know? But this is
    sooo much better than that."



    -Becky, the Tarantula Mistress in
    Vernon Von Grun's
    "Investigate
    Devouring Earth attack on Arachnos base
    "









































































    The City Scoop Staff










































































  15. Horoscopes







    Blaster
    (Aquarius)


    Beginning of new cycle

    Transiting Mercury Conjunct Natal Sun

    Feeling more mentally alert, your thinking processes will be much clearer
    during these few days. You will now be able to impress superiors who will be
    impressed with your enthusiasm, initiative, and ability to cope under pressure.
    If you have something important to say, then now is the time to get that
    message across. Expect to make or receive numerous telephone calls or letters.



    Brute
    (Virgo)


    Transiting Venus Sextile Natal Pluto

    A sudden love interest could be intense and electric, but with little chance of
    developing into a long lasting relationship. Powerful positive thoughts could
    bring positive results.



    Controller
    (Pisces)


    Transiting Sun Conjunct Natal Sun

    Happy Birthday! Even though it may be a few days away from your calendar
    birthday, today the sun returns to the same zodiac position as on your actual
    birthday. This is the start of your new astrological year, a time of change and
    new beginnings. With the sun representing ego, this is a day of self importance
    and wanting to be the focus of attention. It is also usually a day of
    celebration, gifts and surprises. Over the next few days would be an excellent
    time to make plans for the forthcoming year.




    Corrupter
    (Libra)


    Transiting Venus Square Natal Venus

    Beware financial extravagance over the next few days. Personal and love
    relationships may also find themselves in the firing line, you could be the
    victim of a misunderstanding, or someone you love and trust could now be trying
    to take advantage in some way.




    Defender
    (Aries)


    Transiting Venus Sextile Natal Sun

    Feeling confident, optimistic and outgoing, this should be an excellent time
    for being with friends and loved ones. Business negotiations should go well as
    should meetings or job interviews on a one-to-one basis. A good impression will
    be made.




    Dominator
    (Scorpio)


    Transiting Venus Opposite Natal Jupiter

    If you do not want to overspend your budget during this time, then keep a tight
    hold on your purse strings. Too many late nights coupled with too much food and
    alcoholic beverages may leave you feeling somewhat drained.





    Mastermind
    (Sagittarius)


    Transiting Venus Sextile Natal Mercury

    Feeling sociable and easy-going, this would be a great day for a lazy
    get-together with good friends, loved ones, and family. You may talk of times
    gone by and dream together of the future. Problems with loved ones can be
    talked through.




    Peacebringer
    (Taurus)


    Transiting Mercury Trine Natal Sun

    Practical, common sense combined with clear, logical thought should enable you
    to make well ordered, positive and constructive plans for the future. Having
    planned all the intricate pieces of your life, and then slotted them in a
    rational order, you should now be able to see the whole picture of what is
    ahead, rather like completing a jigsaw puzzle in your mind. However, this is
    not the time for radical changes, it is more a time to prepare the groundwork
    and build a firm foundation for the future.




    Scrapper
    (Gemini)


    Transiting Sun Square Natal Sun

    You have reached a crossroad, a professional or personal watershed. You will
    now need to decide which path to follow next. However, disruptions are likely,
    especially if your thoughts and actions are constantly challenged. Try to keep
    your temper despite the fact that plans may change time and time again.




    Stalker
    (Capricorn)


    Transiting Sun Square Natal Saturn

    Although your confidence may be easily shattered today, try not to wallow in
    pity and self doubt and do not go out of your way looking for trouble or
    worrying about situations that have not even happened yet!




    Tanker
    (Cancer)


    Transiting Mercury Sextile Pluto

    Looking for a deeper meaning to your life, you will now rely more on intuition
    rather than logic. This would also be an excellent time to become involved in
    any kind of investigation or research. Not content with superficial answers,
    you will delve deeper in search of the truth.




    Warshade
    (Leo)


    Transiting Neptune Opposite Natal Mercury

    All areas of communication may be rather confused and disjointed around this
    time. If troublesome misunderstandings are to be avoided, you must both listen
    carefully and state your own case as clearly as possible. Absentmindedness and
    forgetfulness could cause further problems.











  16. Food
    & Recipes


    Cookie
    Cookie Cookie Starts with...C!





    Alright, it’s time to live up to my name as "Guardian's Cookie Mistress." I
    know we all love cookies. Remember the days when our mom and grandma used to
    bake us cookies? Heck, I bet some still even do! This issue is for you!



    But first...



    *hands Ullikummis a napkin* Um, Ulli you can't eat your computer!




    Poor Ulli, always wanting cookies. He is our blue fuzzy cookie monster on
    Guardian, and we love you Ulli. I wrote this special edition with him and
    everyone else in mind that loves my silly cookies, so enjoy!








    Chocolate Chip Cookies


      [*]
      2 1/2 cups all purpose flour[*]
      1 teaspoon baking soda[*]
      1/2 teaspoon salt[*]
      1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened[*]
      1 cup sugar[*]
      2 eggs[*]
      1 tablespoon vanilla[*]
      1 package (12oz) semisweet chocolate chips[*]
      1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts

      [/list]

      1. Preheat oven to 350F. Combine flour, baking soda and salt in a medium bowl.



      2. Beat butter, brown sugar and granulated sugar in large bowl with electric
      mixer at medium speed until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs and vanilla. Add
      flour mixture to butter mixture; beat until well blended. Stir in chocolate
      chips and walnuts.



      3. Drop dough by 1/4 cupfuls about 3 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheets.
      Bake 12-14 minutes or until edges are golden brown. Cool on cookie sheets 2
      minutes.




      Remove to wire racks; cook completely.




      Makes about 20 cookies.



      Variation: For smaller cookies, preheat oven to 375F. Prepare dough as
      directed; drop heaping teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets. Bake 8-10
      minutes or until edges are golden brown. This makes about six dozen cookies.








    Chunky Peanut Butter Cookies[/B]


      [*]
      2 cups flour[*]
      1 teaspoon baking soda[*]
      1/2 teaspoon salt[*]
      1 cup crunchy peanut butter[*]
      3/4 cup sugar[*]
      1/2 cup brown sugar[*]
      1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened[*]
      2 eggs[*]
      1 teaspoon vanilla[*]
      1 1/2 cups chopped chocolate covered peanut butter cups (12-14 candies)[*]
      1 cup of peanuts

      [/list]

      1. Preheat oven to 350F. Grease cookie sheets lightly. Combine flour, baking
      soda, and salt in a medium bowl.



      2. Beat peanut butter, sugar, brown sugar and butter in a large bowl with mixer
      until creamy. Beat in eggs and vanilla. Add flour mixture; beat until blended.
      Stir in chopped candy and peanuts.



      3. Drop dough by tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart on prepared cookie sheets. Bake
      about 13 minutes or until set. Cool on cookie sheets 1 minute.




      Remove them to wire racks; cool completely.



      Makes about four dozen cookies.







    Oatmeal Cookies


      [*]
      2 cups uncooked old-fashioned oats[*]
      1 1/3 cups of flour[*]
      3/4 teaspoon baking soda[*]
      1/2 teaspoon of baking powder[*]
      1/2 teaspoon of salt[*]
      1 cup packed brown sugar[*]
      3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) butter, softened[*]
      1/4 cup sugar[*]
      1 egg[*]
      1 tablespoon of honey[*]
      1 teaspoon vanilla[*]
      1 teaspoon cinnamon

      [/list]

      1. Preheat oven to 350F. Line cookie sheets with parchment paper. Combine oats,
      flour, baking soda, baking power, salt and cinnamon in a medium bowl.



      2. Beat brown sugar, butter and sugar in a large bowl with electric mixer at
      medium speed until well blended. Beat at high speed until light and fluffy. Add
      egg, honey and vanilla; beat at medium speed until well blended. Gradually add
      flour mixture, about 1/2 cup at a time. Do not over mix dough or it will become
      too soft.



      3. Drop dough by the tablespoonfuls at least 2 inches apart onto prepared
      cookie sheets. Bake 11-15 minutes or until are puffed and golden. Do not over
      bake. Cool on cookie sheets 5 minutes.




      Remove to wire racks; cool completely.



      Makes about three dozen cookies.








    Double Chocolate Cookies[/B]


      [*]
      2 cups of flour[*]
      1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder[*]
      1/2 teaspoon of salt[*]
      1 1/2 cups brown sugar[*]
      3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) of butter, softened[*]
      1 teaspoon vanilla[*]
      2 eggs[*]
      4 squares (1 oz each) unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled a bit[*]
      12 oz package of white chocolate chips

      [/list]

      1. Preheat oven to 350F



      2. Combine flour, baking powder and salt in medium bowl. Beat brown sugar,
      butter and vanilla in a large bowl with mixer at medium speed until light and
      fluffy. Add eggs; beat well. Beat in melted chocolate. Slowly add flower
      mixture, beating well after each addition, about 1/2 cup at a time. Stir in
      white chocolate.



      3. Drop dough by heaping tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart onto ungreased cookie
      sheets. Bake 11-12 minutes or until set. Cool on cookie sheets 1 minute.




      Remove to wire racks and let them cool completely. Store in tightly-covered
      container.



      Makes about three and a half dozen cookies.



    Well, that’s it for this week folks! Enjoy until next week!



    ~MistressNoire













    Rogue Isles Repast






    Greetings again, Villains and Vigilantes, Heroes and Heroines, and other
    general pains in the neck. It's your old friend, Jenna Seidel, back from an
    extended “Family Reunion.” If you really want to know, I've been taking care of
    my older sister, after a really nasty year. She was kidnapped by a homicidal
    toy maker, no one you know, and left for dead. Because of the trauma, she ended
    up leaving her job and breaking up with the only man she ever truly loved.
    She's been a mess. By the way, Gill, if you read this, Sara's in San Francisco
    and would love to hear from you.



    Anywho, I may have grown up on the West Coast, but it's the food of the Etoil
    Isle that my stomach calls home. One of the first places I stopped was this
    little hot dog stand in the Nerva Archipelago called “Nick’s Delicious
    Weenies.” You know the one I'm talking about—it's on the dock where the Black
    Line helicopter docks. There's a Fateweaver there, named Fortunata Jennie and
    her brother Mike is the Magic enhancement seller. Well, the guy who sells the
    mutant enhancements is Nick, and it's his hot dog stand. It is a little known
    fact that it is the only other place in the Rogue Isles where heroes and
    villains coexist. But it's an uneasy truce, over hot dogs.



    Nick loves his dogs and loves to make dogs. He has plain dogs, Chicago style
    dogs, Coney Island dogs, Californian dogs and dogs that are named after the
    biggest names in the Rogue Isles. Order the “Lord Recluse” and you get a Polish
    Sausage on a poppy seed bun with sauerkraut and grilled onions and mustard. A
    “Black Scorpion” features everything, a half pound dog with chili, mustard,
    relish, onions, bacon, tomato slices, coleslaw, celery salt, and a kosher
    pickle. The “Scirocco” is a cleverly disguised falafel sandwich on a bun with
    tomatoes, lettuce, fresh onions and tzatziki. No one but Captain Mako or one of
    the Coralax would ever eat the dog named after him, but Nick keeps raw seafood
    on hand, just in case. It's too nasty to talk about, but I will most likely end
    up being chased by land sharks for making the comments I have.



    Nick's has its share of urban legends as well. The story goes that two Wolf
    Spiders were on a lunch break one day. One ordered a “Lord Recluse” and the
    other stated “I love that dog, but it gives me 'Ghost Widows.'” It is commonly
    held that he was referring to “Silent but Deadly” emissions, but no one ever
    heard from him again. Never evoke G-Dub's name and bodily functions—any fool
    can tell you that. (She's my patron, I can call her that.)





    The “Coney Island” chili, which is different from the Texas chili, is one of
    Nick’s favorites. It's hand made every day, and he was actually willing to part
    with the recipe. The other recipe he gave me was for a savory coleslaw that is
    great on the Coney dog and gives it a more “Coastal Carolinas” flare. For a
    real Coney Island treat, try this chili with mustard on a plain bun, or eat the
    chili on a hamburger bun with American or cheddar cheese for a great “sloppy
    Joe.”




    Nick's Coney Island Chili




    Legend states that this topping was copied from the sauce that was featured at
    the New York Worlds Fair in the 1960s.

      [*]
      1 pound of lean ground beef[*]
      ½ medium onion diced[*]
      salt and pepper to taste[*]
      1 cup of ketchup[*]
      1 cup of BBQ sauce[*]
      1 cup of water[/list]


      Brown the meat in a large skillet. Add the onions and cooking until they are
      golden and translucent (you can kind of see through them). Season with salt and
      pepper. Add the ketchup, BBQ sauce and water. Simmer on low/medium-low heat
      until thick. Re-season if necessary










    Nick's Savory Coleslaw


      [*]
      1 head of green cabbage shredded[*]
      ½ head of red cabbage shredded[*]
      3 medium carrots shredded[*]
      3 green onions shredded[*]
      1 cup of mayonnaise or salad dressing[*]
      ½ teaspoon of celery seed[*]
      juice of ½ a lemon[*]
      ½ teaspoon of horseradish[*]
      salt and pepper to taste[/list]


      Place the vegetables in a large mixing bowl. Salt and pepper. Mix the
      mayonnaise, celery seed, lemon juice and horseradish in a small bowl. Mix the
      dressing with the vegetables and set for an hour refrigerated.












    Bonus Recipes








    Lady C’s Villainous Snickers Pie


      [*]
      1 Oreo Cookie pre-made pie crust[*]
      1/2 gallon vanilla ice cream, slightly softened[*]
      3 cups powdered sugar[*]
      1 pint half and half[*]
      12 oz. pkg. semisweet chocolate chips[*]
      1/2 cup butter[*]
      1 tsp. vanilla[*]
      1 cup salted peanuts or Almonds, chopped, if desired[*]
      Caramel sundae sauce[/list]

      Start with a pre-made cookie (preferably Oreo) Pie Shell. These are easily found
      in the baking section of any local grocery store. Top with scoops of softened
      vanilla ice cream. Spread ice cream gently into an even layer. If desired,
      sprinkle peanuts or almonds over ice cream. Place in freezer.



      In large saucepan, combine powdered sugar, half and half, chocolate chips and
      butter. Bring to a boil. Lower heat and cook, stirring constantly, for 6-8
      minutes until thickened. Remove from heat and add vanilla; stir to blend. Let
      sauce cool completely.


      Pour sauce over peanuts and return pan to freezer. Cover and freeze for 4-6
      hours until firm. When serving, take simple store bought caramel sundae sauce
      and drizzle over the dessert get as messy as you want!











    Skewered Jerk Kebabs



    The spice level of this dish is mild. For hotter taste, you can leave the seeds
    in the jalapeno pepper.

      [*]
      1 teaspoon whole allspice[*]
      1 teaspoon black peppercorns[*]
      4 whole cloves[*]
      1/4 cup packed brown sugar[*]
      1/4 cup fresh lime juice[*]
      1/4 cup low-sodium soy sauce[*]
      2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce[*]
      2 teaspoons paprika[*]
      2 teaspoons dried thyme leaves[*]
      8 garlic cloves[*]
      3 large shallots, peeled and cut in half[*]
      1 (3-inch) piece peeled fresh ginger, thinly sliced[*]
      1 jalapeno pepper, halved and seeded[*]
      2 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast, cut into 1-inch pieces[*]
      2 cups (1-inch) cubed pineapple (about 1 medium)[*]
      1 1/2 cups (1-inch) pieces red bell pepper (about 1 large)[*]
      1 1/2 cups (1-inch) pieces green bell pepper (about 1 large)[*]
      1 teaspoon salt[*]
      1/2 teaspoon black pepper[*]
      Cooking spray
      [/list]


      Heat a small skillet over medium-high heat. Add allspice, black peppercorns,
      and cloves to pan; cook for 1 minute or until lightly toasted and fragrant.



      Place spices, brown sugar, lime juice, soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce,
      paprika, dried thyme leaves, garlic cloves, shallots, ginger, and the jalapeno
      pepper in a blender; process until smooth. Combine spice mixture and chicken in
      a large zip-top plastic bag; seal and marinate in refrigerator 2 hours, turning
      occasionally.



      Prepare grill.



      Remove chicken from bag, reserving marinade. Thread chicken, pineapple, and
      bell peppers alternately onto each of 8 (12-inch) skewers. Brush reserved
      marinade onto pineapple and bell peppers. Sprinkle evenly with salt and pepper.
      Place kebabs on a grill rack coated with cooking spray. Grill 8 minutes or
      until chicken is done.
















  17. Base Showcase



    The Alliance Of Quasi-Heroes




    Who is your base designer and who are
    your supergroup leaders?





    It is a Super Group of one, so I guess I am wearing all the hats at the moment




    Which server is your base on, and is it a Hero or Villain SG/VG?




    Freedom, Hero side.



    hen was your supergroup established?




    February ’07.



    How many players are in your supergroup?




    One.



    What is the approximate value of your base?




    Approximately 4.5 Mil.




    How much time do you spend working on your base? How much time have you
    invested so far?





    Over the last year or so, I would guess about 100 hours. For every extra bit of
    prestige I earned, there was a new toy to work into the base.



    What is your favorite base item? Least favorite?


    My favorite would be the Autonomous Expert System. It just looks cool. My least
    favorite would be the Tech Alembic Tanks. Just haven't found a useful
    application for them.



    What is your favorite thing about base editing? Least favorite?




    My favorite would be just trying to see what other crazy idea I can come up
    with next. -Least favorite would be having to clean up all the used desks out
    of the base.




    What is the highest thing on your wish-list for new base items?




    Turbine Generator




    If you could give just one piece of advice to a new base editor, what would
    it be?





    Take your time, read the boards, join the base builders chat channel. And above
    all, ask for help. There is usually someone who would be able to come by and
    give you a hand should you be stuck.













  18. The Arena



    Sunday Night Fights



    Sunday, February 17th 2008

    Unjustice League vs. The Renegades






    While the Test Villain Ladder may seem occasionally overshadowed by the more
    populated Hero Ladder, it contains a dedicated portion of villain players who
    are eager to do something different in a sphere without restrictive teams like
    “jump” and “storm” teams..



    Tonight we have the Renegades, around on Test since last August. Unjustice
    League, their opponents, have been participating for the same length of time.

    From what I’ve been able to gather, villain PvP teams consist of Corruptors,
    Masterminds and Stalkers. The Corruptors feed off Scourge for the kills while
    Masterminds allow for decoys for targeting while also providing some kills.
    Stalkers will attack pets such as Protector Bots to disable Mastermind
    capacities.



    I had the opportunity to tag up with @Raz, one of The Renegades’ leaders along
    with @SpectralPhantom:



    “The Renegades have been around as a test PvP group since August. We are
    undefeated and this is our fourth match and second against UJL. We love villain
    PvP because it’s fresh and dynamic. There are no ‘jump teams.’ We are always
    exploring new techniques and strategies. The villain ladder is really starting
    to pick up pace and we’d like to see it grow as much as possible.




    “Our signature move is the ‘Maximum Donkey Punch.’ Maximum DPing is key to our
    success. We practice it on a regular basis.”



    If that isn’t a statement about the ins and outs of victory, I don’t know what
    is, folks!



    Golden Bud of UJL echoed Raz’s comments on the versatility of villain PvP:



    “Villain PvP is more complicated, in my opinion, than hero PvP. More stuff to
    do for everyone, more versatility of teams, more of a role of buffs and
    debuffs, etc. Buffers aren’t just buffers, they buff and trow ice…and spikes
    are more complicated due to AS (Assassin Strike) being a necessary component.”



    I headed to the Port Oakes Arena early Sunday evening to witness the match, not
    really knowing what to expect since my exposure to villain PvP is limited at
    best. From the villains gathered there, the Poison secondary for Masterminds
    was on heavy display. Among Corruptors, there was a good mix of Kinetics and
    Thermal…not very visible were Cold Domination or Radiation Emission Corruptors.
    I saw several Stalkers, including Super Reflexes, Energy Aura and Ninjutsu
    secondaries in the Arena enclave while teams gathered, proving Golden Bud and
    Raz’s points about diversity.



    Match One loaded into the Steel Canyon map. Visible from the start were a
    variety of Mastermind pets, including Robots and Thugs. Death Penalty got an
    early kill on Max the Mastermind but the large amount of pets made things
    interesting and somewhat confusing for your reporter. The slower moving pets
    contrasted sharply with their owners superspeeding and superleaping over
    obstacles.



    Around the 5:00 mark, Mad the Impaler scored a kill on his Stalker counterpart
    Death Penalty, who again defeated Max the Mastermind a few seconds later.
    Interestingly, the Stalkers seem to go after a series of pets (perhaps to
    weaken their owner’s capacities) before going for the final strike. While all
    this is going on, Corruptors zip around buffing and setting up spikes with some
    well-timed damage.



    The Renegades took Match One 5-2, scoring with Death Penalty (4) and More Dots
    (1) while Mad the Impaler (1) and Black Bambi (1) answered for UJL.



    Match Two loaded into the Lab Map, with most of the action in the central area.
    Acidz1 of The Renegades spent part of the match rebuffing with Sonic Shields
    while occasionally caging a Mastermind, while being caged himself in return.



    Robots and Thug henchmen fought a heated battle while Sonic Corruptors such as
    Wasp Heaven isolated their targets. Occasionally, a well-timed Assassin Strike
    took out important pets like Protector Bots or even a player, as when Death
    Penalty scored a kill on Black Bambi toward the end of the match.



    The Renegades took Match Two 13-1, with kills by -MaXimum1 (5), Death Penalty
    (4), Deconstructed (2) Screaming Catgirl (1) and -Spec (1) to Jyst1’s lone kill
    for UJL.



    With the win, Renegades climb up a spot into second place, behind VORI, while
    UJL drops a spot to third place.



    Thanks to both teams for an inside look at Villain PvP, a different and
    challenging beast allowing for a variety of builds. Besides, who doesn’t want
    to defeat other players using gangsters and killer robots?















  19. The City Scoop



    Better Bases and Gardens






    Hello all, and welcome to the Scoop's newest section "Better Bases and
    Gardens." Every month, we will search the worlds of CoH and CoV for the most
    unique and creative room designs. Pictures of the different rooms will appear
    in the Scoop. It is my hope that this will inspire base builders both new and
    old.






    Need to relax after a long day of fighting crime? Well look no further. I give
    you
    The Pub
    created by CaptA.



    How long have you been doing base design?




    Since Issue 6 went live. I started playing around with base design immediately,
    and in fact, it was the reason I paid for CoV.




    What inspired you to create this?



    This room was the first added after my first plot upgrade (to 8x12). It is a
    3x4 workshop and originally was for SO storage. We also needed a place to hang
    out between missions. I used to homebrew, and I decided that our base needed a
    brewery and pub. Every room I design has a decorative function in addition to
    the actual function of the room.




    How did you make this room?



    It was already in my head long before I laid it down on the plot. The only
    thing "unique" about it at the time was using banners to spell out words. That
    was a new trick in Summer 2006.




    How long did it take you to do this room?




    Probably a few hours. I had to fiddle with the lighting, coloring, and textures
    for a while before I was happy.




    Can you give us any hints as to what your next room will be?




    I'd love to be able to put in the top tier power item, but it will be quite
    some time before I can afford it.




    If you could make any type of room you wanted in a base. What would it be?




    I would like a room that would resemble a train station/submarine bay/hangar
    that could be modified to do what the teleporters do. From a logic standpoint,
    two beacons per teleporter make little sense. A variety of vehicles or even a
    super-teleporter that goes to any zone would be cool.



    You can find this amazing room as part of The Infinity Legion base. Hero-Side,
    Freedom server.





    Next up, I'm glad to bring you a place where up and coming super heroes can
    learn to be all that they can be. I bring you
    The School Room
    created by Baisleac.



    How long have you been doing base design?




    My first attempt at base design was September '07.




    What inspired you to create this?



    The Mouseion at Alexandria is a recreation of the original Library of
    Alexandria. It needed as many bookshelves as I could stuff in one base.




    How did you make this room?




    Lots of patience and magic desks (there's a stickied thread in the base
    building forum).




    How long did it take you to do this room?




    Approximately four hours.




    Can you give us any hints as to what your next room will be?




    Actually, just added a tech workshop, storage room off of the medbay. It'll be
    a while before we can expand the plot size so this is it for a while.




    If you could make any type of room you wanted in a base. What would it be?




    I can pretty much create any type of room already. There are decorative items
    that would make it easier, but the imagination is limitless.



    You can find this lovely room as part of Mouseion at Alexandria base.
    Hero-Side, Virtue Server








    This Issue:

















    Upcoming Events:


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    March 14th:












    Go. Hunt. Get Badge.







    In the darkest parts of Paragon City and the Rogue Islands, a horror that
    strains the imagination lurks. Primal forces gather to threaten this world and
    all who live in it. Collectively, this threat is known as the Banished
    Pantheon.



    What to look for to get the badge:


    Spirit of Death




    four types of Corrupt Spirits (masks), the Spirits of Death take joy in
    anyone's demise, be they friend of foe. Once they've become focused on a
    victim, they become single-minded in their attacks and cannot be distracted.
    They will even destroy themselves if it means defeating their opponent of
    choice.




    Spirit of Desire




    Another of the four types of Corrupt Spirits, the Spirits of Desire feed upon
    greed, avarice and the loss of control that comes with overwhelming need. They
    like to flood an area with telepathic imagery, confusing and even damaging
    opponents with visions of their greatest desires.




    Spirit of Pain




    The Spirits of Pain, a third type of Corrupt Spirit, delight in agony and
    misery. They particularly delight in the pain that they dish out by projecting
    blasts of pure destruction at their enemies.




    Spirit of Sorrow




    The final Corrupt Spirit, the Spirits of Sorrow, thrive on sadness and
    depression. Those spirits project blasts of unadulterated sorrow that explode
    in life-sapping bursts, seeping the will and life force from anyone caught in
    the explosion.



    Notable missions for heroes

    "Stop
    both groups of mystic madmen
    " (Spirit Warrior badge mission) and the "Wheel
    of Destruction
    " arc are both available from the following contacts:



    Where to hunt for heroes

    The absolute best place to hunt is Talos Island near Dark Astoria at (in-game)
    night. Hunting during the Halloween event is even better because Paragon City
    is in perpetual nightfall. With three people, you should get thirty masks per
    night cycle.


    Talos Island map




    Dark Astoria has a couple of places for masks, but far too sparsely populated
    to consider. The area near the Talos Island gate has a route to hunt, but it is
    not an easy to navigate. The park in the far corner usually has a couple of
    masks, but it is hardly worth the effort.


    Dark Astoria map




    Notable missions for villains

    There is only one mission, and it is not a very good one:
    Diviner Maros's
    "Steal
    the Scroll of Tielekku
    ," and as it is not a badge mission or a part of
    a story arc, it is not available through the flashback system. In addition, the
    mission holder has to be exactly level 25, and on villainous. The mission
    holder has to enter the mission first, and then invite any others that want to
    join. Sound complicated? It is.



    Save yourself a lot of hassle, form a team, and street hunt.



    Where to hunt for villains

    Sharkhead Isle is probably your best option. Masks are found in Potter's Field
    and the surrounding area, on the beaches and in the graveyard.


    Shark Head Island map




    Where to hunt for both villains and heroes:

    Bloody Bay, while being a Player vs Player (PVP) zone, does not see a lot of
    activity, so you are probably safe. One to two masks per spawn group, and your
    best place to look is on the cliffs above the far eastern beach. If you get a
    group (one faction only, as this is a PVP zone) you can take them down faster,
    and clear debt or get influence faster as the zone auto-exemplars you to level
    25.


    Bloody Bay map




    Tip

    Make a macro to find the spirits easier.



    /macro hunt "targetcustomnext Spirit"



    Or you can bind the above to a key in the following manner.



    /bind "targetcustomnext Spirit"



    Replacing "" with the key of your choice.



    Summary

    If you are a hero, you have many options to get the badge, which is a good
    thing given that it is required for an accolade. For villains, I would suggest
    street hunting Sharkhead Isle or Bloody Bay.



    A question that comes up a lot on the forums is if the walking tiki totems
    count towards the Banisher badge. They do not.













    Point / Counterpoint





    This is the thirteenth in a series of Point/Counterpoint articles, which will
    review commonly requested player suggestions, and review the pros and cons of
    those suggestions.





    This week’s subject – Hirable assistants



    POINT:



    For some players, the team building tools do not adequately address their
    desire to find, build, or join teams quickly, and therefore find team forming
    to be too time consuming. Sometimes, a particular character type is not
    available, or the time of day when fewer players are active increases the
    likelihood of slower team forming. Certain content is much more enjoyable when
    done with a larger team, and some content requires a minimum team size to
    start. For those instances where players want to team, but are unable to do so,
    an interesting alternative may be in game hirable NPCs. Since in mission NPCs
    already exist, and temporary powers that summon NPCs exist, it should be a
    reasonable extension that devs could provide NPCs on demand for players.



    Hirable NPCs could be done in numerous ways. If the intention were to be
    providing near equivalent ability characters for hire, then an area, like Hero
    Corp, could be selected where character would go to hire these NPCs. From this
    area, a series of selection criteria, perhaps AT, or power sets, level,
    duration of service, etc., would be determined by the player, and then a
    randomly generated NPC (like those used in Mayhem and Safeguard missions) would
    be added to the team. It is also possible that hirable NPCs would be somewhat
    less powerful overall, like Longbow members instead of Heroes, and Arachnos
    members instead of Villains. It is also possible that you would be able to
    build or buy temporary powers, which summon NPCs, similar to existing summon
    power. No matter what form they might take, renewable, easy to access NPCs can
    provide players with the additional characters that traditional teaming options
    have failed to provide.



    COUNTERPOINT:



    There are some negatives associated with hirable assistants. The more NPC
    teaming options there are, the less reason there is to form teams of real
    people. One of the fundamental parts of the MMO experience is teaming with
    other people. It is possible that team-necessary content is design specifically
    because of this. Further, some of the worst kinds of solo behavior could be
    encouraged. Farming becomes easier if you can self pad missions. The idea of
    the buff bot becomes a reality, either hiring one, or hiring an NPC and the
    player being the bot. Depending on the abilities of the hirable NPCs, it may
    well be that the NPC is overcoming the challenge of the content more often than
    the player.



    Perhaps a better solution is to increase the team forming tools available to
    players. Adding the ability to Look For Members when a team is actively seeking
    to increase their team size, or the ability to form a team of players all
    presently seeking to team with an insta-form team option. These are just two of
    the ways teaming could be made easier and faster. Other options include adding
    more temporary powers or hirable NPCs, but added such that to obtain them
    requires significantly more effort than simply walking to a specified location.
    Shivans already use this format, and while Shivans are a powerful ally, they
    are not used as casual team increasers for common missions.




    The Top Ten


    Most Likely Being Said During a Taunt






    Sure, all we hear on our end is "Ahhh!" Yet it is plain as day to see that
    there is more to it than that. I mean there's no way "Ahhhh!" makes seven guys
    all decide you’re the one worth beating the tar out of. So here's what I figure
    are the things most likely being said:



    Number 10: "Trading Influence for punches in the face!"




    Number 9: "Sure you’re dressed like an Outcast, but you hit
    like a Hellion!"



    Number 8: "You fight like Badge!" (Joke applies to Protector
    server only)



    Number 7: "My coffee has more kick than that!"



    Number 6: "I got a fiver that says even the Blaster outlives
    you!"



    Number 5: "You guys want some speakers? Come here. I know a
    guy..."



    Number 4: "Are you supposed to look like that or was there
    another hero here before me?"



    Number 3: "If you can beat me, they'll promote you to Elite
    Boss!"



    Number 2: "I stole all your cupcakes! Nyah nyah nyah nyah
    nyah!"



    And the Number one thing most likely being said during a taunt
    is, "Last week's /em Smack? Yeah that was about YOU!"

  20. [ QUOTE ]
    Hey, can we actually view these videos? Because I click on those links and after a brief page load delay, I see waht looks like a video player interface, but nothing works. No buttons, no buffering, nothing.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Make sure you have the latest version of your internet browser. I'm using Mozilla and experienced the same issue but refreshing the page worked for me.

    Ex
  21. Some great feedback in this thread, I will certainly point our folks towards this discussion.

    Ex
  22. [ QUOTE ]
    the entries are starting to come in, just a reminder- please make sure you post a link back here to this forum, so we know that you officially want to be considered!

    Thnx

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Rose, you may want to check with Jester over at w00t.net to see if he can post up some information on that, or point back to this thread.

    Ex
  23. Marked as saved so the forum maintenance will not purge.

    However you may want to list it on the guide to guides

    Regards,

    Ex
  24. Ex_Libris

    COHPodcast.com

    http://cohpodcast.com/

    works for me... and according to the address there is no www, I'm using Mozilla.

    Ex
  25. Anyone willing to pick this up, there are some outdated links in there.

    I can do this, however I am by no means a Stalker officiant and would prefer someone that was.

    Ex