Eat_Me

Apply Ice to the problem area and call your local physician if the swelling does not go down on its own.

Most days are like all of the others,
Go to work, come back home, watch TV,
But, brother, if I had me druthers,
I'd chuck it and head out to sea,

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the Old Spanish Main
And trade me computer for rum! ARRR!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
When laptops are benches God gave us fer wenches,
And a sail ain't a low price ta pay!
When timbers are shivered and lillies are livered
And every last buckle is swashed,
We'll abandon our cars for a shipfull of ARRRs
And pound back the grog till we're sloshed! Yo ho....

Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,
Our ten-o-clock meeting's delayed",
Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow,
"AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!"

Ye can't keep this fun to yerself, I bet,
So sing "Aye!" "ARRR!" "Ayy!" every man!
We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet,
But a damn good retirement plan!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
Whatever's in fashion is in for a thrashin'
And bein' polite is passe!
When it's ev'ry man's duty to grab his proud beauty
And let out a hearty YO HO!
And if this offends you, hold y'r breath as we sends you
Ta Davy Jones' Locker ya go! Yo ho....

We'll tell every banker "Heave to and weigh anchor!"
Buy latte with pieces of eight
We'll fight to be chosen as cap'n or bosun
The loser, o' course, is worst mate!

When we hoist Jolly Roger, the landlubbers dodge 'er,
We fill 'em with loathing and fear,
We'll plunder and pillage each city and village,
Or at least clean out Wal-Mart of beer!

There ain't no computin' or morning commutin',
No "Parking Lot Full" signs for me,
No lawns ta be mowin' or bills to be owin',
I'm knowin' the pull of the sea.

The fresh salty brace of the wind on my face
Through hurricane, sunshine or squalls,
I'm keepin' my eyes on the distant horizon,
Verizon can hold all my calls!

To wear a red coat full o' buckles,
To earn a few duelling scars,
Well, at least we can get a few chuckles
By filling the office with ARRRs!

And maybe we'll never get closer,
Than watchin' 'em on the big screen,
So here's to old Errol and Depp as Jack Sparrow,
And every damn one in between!

T' me,
Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho,
It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!
That time in September when sea dogs remember
That grown-ups still know how ta play!
When wenches are curvy and dogs are all scurvy
And a soft-wear patch covers your eye,
Ta hell with our jobs, for one day we're all swabs
And buccaneers all till we die!

So hoist up the mainsils and shut down your brain cells,
They only would get in the way,
Avast there, me hearty, we're havin' a party,
It's "Talk... Like... A Pirate" Day!

- RAmen

I bid Pinnacle.

Sexy J wont give me a Nurses hat, even though I have been asking for years. The NPC's get them, we got Doctors caps but still no Nurses Caps.

I bid 8,008,135,000!

You know I was thinking about making a serious bid, but then I spent 1.4 billion inf on taking a blaster from SO's to Soft Capped S/L Def via Set Bonuses.

3% Def for 2 Bil, 45.4% for 1.4bil, I think I got the better deal.

1,00 inf and a Pacing of the Turtle Range/Slow.

Opening at 2 bil?

I could get it on the AH for that... I'll pass as well.

kthxbye.

Congratulations!

Virtue LFG Alpha is an amazingly useful tool for finding groups any time of day or night. The frequency and quality of my PUG's has increased exponentially since using it.

For being so large, its also very friendly.

Yes you can.

Don't we have an auction house for you know... auctions?

Its always sunny in Nova Praetoria?

Pin a signed picture of Arbiter Fabulous to their door with a Knife that reads "I know where you live, and you disgust me."

And Pix Cheats with Rubix cubes!

Strengths:

• I am a very vibrant RP'er who gets other people involved. I am not afraid to put myself out there and take center stage, but I also do my best to help others shine and I will step back once other people feel comfortable enough to step up to the spotlight.
• Good with dialogue
• I can think (and type) on my feet, giving quick and perfectly in character responses.
• I have a large yet accessible vocabulary. I do use "big words" but not for their own sake and I do not use archaic words and definitions.

Weaknesses:

• Terrible with short story writing (So I don't forum RP.)
• Unimaginative when it comes to descriptions so I tend to use the same prose to describe actions. (I know I should think about action, touch, sight sound and smell but I think about it and it slows me down so I stick to a handful of actions.)
• I am dyslexic so my spelling can be pretty bad at times.

As always I had a lot of fun! Poor poor Ascendant.

The event was a lot of fun! Thank you for the time and effort you all placed into it!

And thank you for the honorable mention in the CC.

*Climbs up onto Deeb's shoulders and rests on the top hat*

Zero drama would be boring, I like to think Virtue has just the right amount to remain interesting while not taking itself seriously enough (anymore) to enter into the realms of server warfare.

*Knocks on top of the tophat*

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

*Puts on a fake mustache* Errm... I'm new. I can has free donuts?

At this rate it looks like Ill be the only one drinking, but that should still be entertaining.