*Puts on a fake mustache* Errm... I'm new. I can has free donuts?
I've only posted in one Rookery thread. Does that make me eligible for a donut?
Where do we go from here?
*Gives Hero a donut and a welcome lick*
You can pick up your membership jacket from the nice men in white over there. Remember, it's suppossed to be worn backwards and the extra long sleeves are intentional.
*walks in wearing a fedora, trench coat, and a long handlebar mustache*
Hey whata beautiful ah place! I think Ima gonna have a wonderful time ah here!! Mama mia!! Free donuts!! Grazie grazie!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Sneaks up and snags a donut when Fey is not looking.*
Morning...
EatHeroPogoPogoFuzzyTiger
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
What you all don't relieze, is all members get free donuts, the ones marked free are just there to draw in new people
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
*Gives FeyFey a huggle and takes another donut!*
Fanks FeyFey!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*bursts in waving a cardboard sword around* Rargh! This be a pillaging!
*sets something on fire with a torch, then steals a free doughnut before hiding in a pillow fort that has the word 'Longboat' written on the side with tape*
Superfreak: j0uR d3stRuCt10n will b3 mY C0r0n1t10n.
Static System: C0r0n1t10n, S00p4rFr34k? tHi2 i2 B4d C0m3dY.
Moggie's Official Punday Cat Whacker.
Don Fedor, I made this chocolate donut 'specially for you.
ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker
funny i never remember a recruiting drive before....
wheres my donut?
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*Begins building a donut a pult to launch an attack on the long boat.*
Hi there Ble, long time no see. Thanks Rad! Donutations are always appreciated. No donut for you naughty Puppeh!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
hmmm this FEDOR means war!
as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.
*Launches a donut at the Puppeh at the speed of... a catapulted donut! And then launches one at the Barbarian's longboat.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*loads skittles into his longboat's catapult and fires them into Fedor's village* Two can play at this game.
Or three now, I guess, since you're fighting puppy at the same time.
Superfreak: j0uR d3stRuCt10n will b3 mY C0r0n1t10n.
Static System: C0r0n1t10n, S00p4rFr34k? tHi2 i2 B4d C0m3dY.
Moggie's Official Punday Cat Whacker.
*Ducks and returns fire with chocolate donuts covered in sprinkles!*
You cannot defeat me Ble! I am INVINCIBLE!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
And thus you have fallen into my trap... for I'm the one who put the Ble in invinciBLE!
Plus your weapons are delicious.
Superfreak: j0uR d3stRuCt10n will b3 mY C0r0n1t10n.
Static System: C0r0n1t10n, S00p4rFr34k? tHi2 i2 B4d C0m3dY.
Moggie's Official Punday Cat Whacker.
I've noticed that our ranks have been shrinking, because our Rookerians are getting busy. So this is kinda a recruitment drive! Current members get all the stuff that they've become accustomed to. BUT! New members get a FREE donut!
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM