CyberTaz

When I put my headphones on and pull the curtain, they know to leave me alone. Anyone want to adopt a 42 and 27 y/o?

Since my current home life went from bat, to where is the knife? I will be making myself available for anything team wise tomorrow night. First come, first serviced. Starting from the time I get on line til the time I fall asleep...

It's all fun and games til "Ex's" with benefits don't want you seeing other people or "Ex's". It makes birthday parties sooooooo much fun...

Might not want to use me for inspiration, the coolest guys in the comic shop and their walking prolapse sychophanti might ignore you too...

Will it allow us to dual client on one PC or make us run another box if we have 2 accounts?

Will it allow us to run 2 or more clients on our computer like we can already do if we have more than one account?

I wanna see!

Oh the fun I have, the results not including the thanks for showing and good effort boobie prizes and rewards lower than 25 mil:

Biography:

Winner, 100mil Dollmistress
2nd, 50mil Madame Mandrake
3rd, 25mil Tronalia

Costume:

Winner, 100mil Ice'Nine
2nd, 50mil each Bloodveil & Aura Moon
3rd, 25mil each Dollmistress, clockwork clown, Maia Gudrun

Special thanks to
@SaikoYukiOnna

for providing the funds, you know you'll be back...

700 million inf in prizes lighter, have a good one champs...

Reality screamed as something soft and dark escaped from a dark corner of space and time. I began as a shadow out in the middle of an open field, a small spot of darkness absorbing the life from the grasses. A rabbit poked it's head out of it's warren and came close, it was my first victim. As I absorbed it, twisting its features in to my own, I now we slithered down it's hole and claimed the rest of its warren mates. I returned to the surface, digesting them, making them us, oblivious to a shadow approaching and the predator overhead.
It swooped down from above and claimed me as it's prey, but we made it in to our next meal as we plummeted to the earth. Before impacting the rocks below, our protean form sprung forth wings and retook the sky. We had to rest to complete our digestion of the bird of prey so we could become I again. Before we could complete our meal, a mountain lion attacked our incomplete form. Claws and fangs ripped in to us, but only met with failure as they and the feline was enveloped within us. The struggle carried us to the mouth of a cave and we crawled in. With time to complete the feeding, we became I again, and my instincts became clearer.
I am the Omega, the Ending of Life, an Avatar of Entropy, and I hungered for more. I extruded out a rabbit form and fished for more aerial predators, catching many and absorbing their traits. Darkness overtook the land and a howling drew my appetite to a pack of wolves. Lone prey attracted them to their end and I consumed them all. More mass made me hungrier still and we came upon a pasture with a lone bull. I split in to a we and attacked it as the wolf pack, attached to each by fibrous tendrils. The bull became sustenance which only briefly sated my hunger, more was needed to appease my need. The longer I went without food, the more I shrank, I needed to consume more. The farm's animal inhabitants allowed me to grow to immense size and I crashed in to the farmhouse.
The farmer's family offered more than mere food, we became sentient as we claimed their bodies and absorbed them. I had more of a purpose than to eat to exist, I would eat to cause fear, destroy that around me, and hasten entropy. A lone female hero came to investigate the destruction of the farm. I again sent forth a lure, the form of the farmer's daughter, and she opened her helmet to calm me. I took her and claimed her memories and abilities. Her name did not matter to me, but I changed her armor to contain my form.
So next time you meet man, woman, or beast in your encounters, beware my glowing green eyes. But if you get too close, my tendrils may reach for and try to consume you as well. Beware the Spirit of Entropy!

If less than 20 show, the rewards will be halved...

Additional judges and boobie prizes accepted...

Cmon, I can't be the craziest one on here... Dammit!
<ports the test to Virtue>

Wednesday night in Pocket D at 8 PM

Costume First Place 100 million
Second Place 50 million
Third Place 25 million

Biography First Place 100 million
Second Place 50 million
Third Place 25 million

And as always those who have me on gignore can have corn!

Run, get to de choppah!

Paranoid: Very High No spit, big surprise huh?
Schizoid: Very High He always seemed like a nice young man,
he kept to himself...
Schizotypal: Very High Where are my flounder pants?!
Antisocial: High Go away or I'll swallow your soul!
Borderline: Very High No! You are!
Histrionic: High Let me whip out my boomstick!
Narcissistic: Very High Boomsticking time baby!
Avoidant: High I don't want anybody else!
Dependent: Low I don't need you!
Obsessive-Compulsive: High Badges? Where?

They're coming to take me away HO HO,
They're coming to take me away HA HAAA,
They're coming to take me away HO HO HE HE HA HAAA,
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
Where life is beautiful all day long!
And I'll be happy to see the nice young men with their clean white coats,
They're coming to take me away HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!

I take exception to your assertion, this is how most see me:

As you see, everything is working as intended. The balloon erection on the front lawn are doing amazingly well in the wind, The sprinklers were pre-loaded with anti-varmit poison so no small animals will be pricks and pop them. It took me hours to make the sculpture of Rodin's "Thinker" out of balloons, but why are some of them ribbed?

Hrm...

I can feel them burrowing behind my eyes, I don't know how they got in me, but theire chittering is starting to drive me insane. All my holes are intact, did I eat them when they were young, did they eat me when I was young. How did they find it up behind my eyes, they're pressing them out. Squeek squeek chitter chitter thppppty!

Do I look excited?!

Someone hide this thread from Taz...

Wait, why you looking at me? Put the duct tape down, wait, no! <MRFHLLLLLL>

Ooh, a piece of Candy!

Well, once you go