Count_Logan
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I go on the record as being a detractor for this level of base knavery
*Wheels in the guillotine*
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Quote:BAH! Pics or it didn't happen!Originally Posted by NekoAli
I destroy the person below me with lethal levels of weaponized cute!
I destroy the Peasant below me with NEIL DIAMOND!!! Muahahahahahaaha -
*Prepares to pounce...*
...what? -
I was here, was not, and am, are, is, was not going to never not persist here in the future.
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One of the things that I simply cannot abide on the Virtue Forums is its level of...niceness.
The "Say something nice" thread. The "Person beneath you" thread, the "Rookery" etc... Each one filled to the brim with the most intolerable, intoxicating level of banality, kindness and polite nonesuch. Such goodwill makes me ill, and I finally have devised my own game for all those whose intestines revolt against the senility of being "nice."
In this game, you will take turns destroying the person below you. I don't care how you do it, whether by intergalactic space armada, flaming gerbils or simply too much cereal, but you must somehow destroy the person below you. It is only through maiming, obliterating, and annihilating each other than we can truly be happy...
I'll go first, because I say so...
I destroy the person below me and their home planet with a LASER that has enough power to make the sun weep. -
Too early, too early for this thread...
*Destroys Time*
You can fix it later...oh wait, there is no later. Or before, or even now, now.
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Quote:I must admit, I do not share the lame bile that the micro-trolls here have, but...Originally Posted by Merry_Mint
You misrepresent the Rookery position. The Rookery uses a daily thread not just for the convenience and organization, but because it's less daunting and more inclusive to newcomers.
How do you Misrepresent Stupidity?
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Quote:This century? How ancient ARE you?Originally Posted by Eikochan
Wouldn't really help. Eiko happens to be Japanese, but I certainly don't go around calling myself otaku, and probably haven't seen an anime released this century.
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Quote:You are now one of my favorite people. I will destroy you later rather than sooner.Originally Posted by BreakneckBecky
Now Now Count Logan, turn that frown upside down!
*Gives him a large facial inversion device based on experimental black hole technology, the testing of which resulted in countless civilisations destroyed and a great many sad-eyed orphans created who will inevitably form a rebellion that he can later put down* -
*Feels grumpy*
*Obliterates generic planet with DOOMSDAY Blaster*
*Still feels grumpy*
*Drop-kicks a puppy*
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Quote:But the future refused to change...Originally Posted by CaptainAmazing
Always with the lasers with this guy! :P <holds up mirror reflecting>
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I have one word for all the fluff...
KILL IT WITH LASERS!!! Muahahahahaha
*Destruction rains down from the heavens!* -
Quote:None of yours.....Originally Posted by Merry_Mint
My main character would prompt four drinks, and I don't think she's generic or mockworthy. What sort of superhero character would you consider legitimate?
I'm being Facetious of course... -
All of that pales in comparison to my Legion of DOOM!
*Unleashes the swarm* -
Quote:I shall have vengance! Have at you!Originally Posted by BreakneckBecky
*fares well, which turns out quite fine considering was driving the cab that took the count to the Rookery. Retires to shiny island while telling constant tales of the wonderful, and very nice person who made it all possible*
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Good eve peasants.
Fare thee well on the last night of your wretched existence! -
Quote:Of Course Not! It's a Lightening Beam with a Southern Accent, Duh!Originally Posted by NekoAli
Latin Beam?
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Quote:*considers putting this in his signature....*Originally Posted by BreakneckBecky
High School Drop-Out: "Welcome to McLogans, How may I inspire dread and terror in your pathetic and unworthy populace"
Schlub Villain: "I'd like a apocolypse combo, with a side of deathbot"
HSDO: "Would you like to add an extra 3 days of fiery carnage for an extra 50 cents"
SV: "Hmmm...why not. And are you still offering the free acid spitting Eikochan with every kiddie pack?"
HSDO: "That offer runs until sunday."
SV: "I'll take a preschool of preil pack then"
HSDO: "That'll be 23,000,000 INF. Will this be for here or to go?"
SV: "For here please"
HSDO: *Sigh*
*Sounds of unspeakable mayhem as scene fades to black*
*Burns it with FIRE instead -
Good Afternoon peasants.
*Prepares to Fire the LAHTNIN-BEAM OF D00000000M*
Brace yourselves for instantaneous combustion! -
I'm going to break this down from the simplest suggestion to the more (I think) complicated.
1. Generic "unique" maps
I think it would be great if we could get a batch of unique maps that weren't inherently tied to an in-game faction, especially outdoor maps. How about a medieval castle type map, or a sci-fi base exterior?
2. Linked Maps
This idea might not be workable tech wise, but linking certain maps together would be a nice touch. Allowing say, for a warehouse exterior map to link to a warehouse interior would be great for mission immersion, (remember the Malta warehouse mission?).
3. Seasonal maps
I am still waiting for a winter map so I can make missions for my winter based characters... -
Good evening Peasants.
Applesauce is for serfs. -
*Blasts the old forums from orbit*
Finally...I have won. -
So this is the new system?
...time for a hostile takeover. -
Good Afternoon Peasants
The new Control Set shall be...EVIL Control! And it shall bring this game to its knees with its malicious powerset of pure DOOM. -
*Ducks from Fey's shots, even though he has a forcefield*
I"m feeling gracious, so I accept your choice of Doom, as long as the cookies have Dark Chocolate Chips.
Behold! As I activate this terrible machine that will be your irrevocable end!
*climbs into the COOKIE-MONSTAH 99000 XE13!*
This unstoppable Mechanical Unit fires a beam of culinary annihilation! Watch as you are powerless to stop the avalanche of Confection!
*Fires the COOKIE-BEAM*
Muahahaha