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Quote:Originally Posted by NekoAli
*runs off to the laboratory to invent... BACONCHEESE!
ba..ba...ba..con Ch..eee..ee..ss..ee??
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Quote:welcome stormvyxen =)....mmm baconaise...good callOriginally Posted by StormVyxen
I saw the word bacon and needed to see what was going on.
Don't forget the Baconnaise! If you haven't tried this, do so now. It's seriously good stuff!
Now I'm hungry...
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mmmmm crispy tender bacon.....
Ode to bacon ...(aka the bacon song by EMINEM)
[Intro]
Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried
Two trailer park pigs are ’bout to get fried;
’bout to get fried, ’bout to get fried
Guess who’s back
Back again
Jen is back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back
guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back..
I’ve created the flavor, cause nobody wants to eat chicken no more
They want pork, not chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want pork, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of smoked mixed with some maple sugar
Some grease that’ll jump start my heart quicker
than the shock I get finding out from you that
the doctor just told you,
you’re coming down with Swine flu
You waited this long, to cook the bacon
now I’m back, I got a stack and I’m salavatin’
I know that you got a job Miss Piggy
but your feet and ears are so tast-y
So the P E T A don’t like bacon today
or let me eat meat, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Food TV
But it feels so healthy, without me
So, come on and flip, the pork sticks to your hips
want that taste on your lips, mix up some with the grits
And get ready, cause this meat’s about to get greasy
I just fried another batch now, get your plates ready!
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just fry with me
Cause we need to get a little, greasy
Cause it feels so healthy, without me
Pork Medallions, I’m feelin the talent
the fatness of creation is fabulous
I start feelin like I’m needin a snack soon
’til someone comes along in the kitchen and yells FLU!!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a pandemic, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone eatin my stash
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of this flu crap, it’s just a shame
Cause I’m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Love your piggies, kiss their snouts they’re not the the ones to blame
enter in, into the kitchen like a winner
The center of attention, back for your dinner
I’m just creating, the best thing since bacon dressing
Infesting in your pig’s ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the excitment, soon as someone mentions meat
Here’s my pork rinds, my ham and my links
A pork chop and some ears? You didn’t want the feet?
[Chorus]
A-tisket a-tasket, I got a few pounds in my basket
anybody who’s talkin this fat, that’s fat
Miss save the pigs , you can get your *** kicked
worse than those little go greener bastards
Do you know me? You don’t even know my homies
you have no idea what you’re missing out on honey
But that’s ok, you don’t know do you,
It’s over, nobody eat’s your tofu!
Now let’s go, just gimme the signal
I’ll be there with a whole pound hearin’ the sizzle
I been there, coming up with the hot rhymes
ever since Kris turned herself into a bacon rind
But sometimes it just seems
everybody only wants to bash the meat
So this must mean the bacon’s got grease
But it’s just me, I’m just obese
No I’m not the first queen of bacon parodies
I am the best thing since K-winaslski
to do bacon music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There’s a concept that works
Twenty million other meat rappers emerged
But no matter how many pigs in the sea
It’ll be so healthy, without me
-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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Quote:ba....con...*GLOMPS*Originally Posted by Soundwave_NA
*looks around with mild amusement while getting a coffee*
Afternoon, folks.
*tempts teh puppeh with a bacon biscuit* -
grabs newspaper and twaps dj
i did save some catnip...for the catnip grenade launches it at the puddies!
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Quote:No UOriginally Posted by tensionfade
no u
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burns the catnip farm to the ground laughing hysterically
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Quote:grabs elysienne by the shirt you have got to make sure that thing never spawns otherwise we will have giant marshmellow men in the city!Originally Posted by Elysienne
Oh, thanks! I'm sure I'll be able to get a quid or two for them on the open market.
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waaaaalll of teeeext.....*falls over*
do you really want to see my person beating a dead horse gif that badly?
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Quote:pout i getz blamed for everything maybe its my avatar?Originally Posted by LongClawTiger
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Ummmm, the dog did it...
*Holds up tail to show the still attached puppeh*
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grab a tiger by the tail * jumps suddenly onto LCTs tail* if he HOLLERS let him go!
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Quote:grabs fedor and shakes...cuddle pounces neko...Originally Posted by Fedor
*Leaps up and catches the Tiger's tail, getting a free ride along.*
Wheeeee!
hey its my monday morning! ( i do 4 day workdays) give me a break etc etc etc was pretty good
and yes philly i meant that,..... -
ill change my name to BMF
hi phillynekolctetcetc.... -
Just to start the conversation * pours coffee and grabs a bagel:
The hitman Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) frequently quotes "Ezekiel 25:17" in "Pulp Fiction," but in fact he has greatly altered the Bible passage. The actual passage says:
"And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."
Here's what Jules says, adding bits from the 23rd Psalm and his own rhetoric:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." -
my sack person....* glomps fedor *
swings tarzan style by FBBC and steals fedor*
yes vexxa always put rookery and two dots I.E.
ROOKERY: KITTEHS IN SPACE!!!!!! -
Quote:evil human i agree with coming storm....Originally Posted by DJ_Shecky
*Wobbles in*
Morning all!
*Grabs his coffee and newspaper*
Now is puppeh gonna be good or does he get the papers today? *grins*
I knew it had to be the kitties!!!!! ...starts kitty conspiracy paper number 495Quote:Originally Posted by NekoAli
Hi everybody. I'm sorry for shaking things up on Easter puppy.
*turns on some music and starts dancing around*
nice link VexxaQuote:Originally Posted by VexXxa
Nothing like rocking n' rolling! I live near the border, so we've been shimmying and shaking ALOT!! Getting to be a pain in the butt keeping my nick-knacks from crashing to the floor!
Here is a link that has information and photographs from the 7.2 quake that was centered closest to Guadalupe Victoria, Mexico...
http://www.scsn.org/2010sierraelmayor.html <<<-- CLICKIE click
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5muBaq_yo <<<---CLICKIE Click - - Judge Judy and Big Brother contestants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeB-e...eature=related <<<---CLICKIE click - - This is what the earthquake did to the mountain range.
and good morning all =)
IDEAS FOR NEXT WEEK ROOKERY:
Kitties in Space..
Wild western show...
Broadway Rookery...
Its Hunting Season!
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Hihi
i dont know if u know this but south cali got hit bu a 7.2 earth quake on easter sunday and now we get aftershocks like 5.9 and lower its been a interesting week....theres been like 600 aftershocks according to news sources
anywho.... WAFFLES and SASUAGE! + Ice Coffee!!!
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morning nekotwipper philly!
new orleans neko! mardi gras!
flash mew! *points camera at neko* -
comes in carrying beads and a camera okay...you know the drill.....coffee and donuts in the kitchen!
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hmmm fortifications time for the catnip grenades!
*launches*
first rook war was when neko and i had our spat over who gets to sleep in rooks lap ....ended when capt logan oblirated (sp?) us back in 09
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Dive bombs the rookery dropping donuts and milk grenades....gooood mooorning Roookery! -
ninja puppehs in and attacks pogos knee!!!! I still smell baaacon!!!!
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puppies cant eat chocolate...any bacon? ill die by bacon!
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Quote:I can get him down grabs double barrel tickle shotgunOriginally Posted by LongClawTiger
EEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!!!!!
*Clings to the rafters*
ima admiral!Quote:Originally Posted by Fedor
*Snugs the Puppeh.*
Live long and prosper Admiral Puppeh
awww *huggles vEXXA*Quote:Originally Posted by VexXxa
YEAH! The Puppeh has been found!! I was beginning to think that he had landed himself in a puppeh mill and was having too much fun with the lassies!
Enjoy your starship adventures, Puppeh! As you can see, we miss you when you disappear from us!
AM I STILL CLINGING TO YOUR LEG?Quote:Originally Posted by Pogothulu
GOOD GAWD THE HUMANITY!!!! MY FRAKKING LEG!!!!FRAK ALL YOU MUTHA-FRAKKERS!!!
*hobbles up to his attic lab, slamming the door shut...sounds can be heard like hes sealing it shut*
pulls the couch out from under him....Quote:Originally Posted by JagBlade
*Rises from the nearest couch*
GOOD MORNING!!!
*Yawns and lays back down* I don't feel like gettin' up though... -
[QUOTE=Fedor;2727489]*Wanders in and wraps PogoPogo's knee in bacon.*
Now that's Puppeh bait!
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runs in throws phaser and body armor in box and NOMS pogos Knee,....mmmmmm BACON!!!!!! .....
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...ouch bone....NOMNOMNOMNOM...( clings to pogos leg)
Editorial OP ( Original Puppy!)
sorry to hear DP is going gonna miss dp =(
im away for a bit guys the call of an other mmos starship is calling me but ill check in i still have 8 months left on subscription and i bought GR and i think ill be around for another year subscription.....
Im guessing ill be back in april?
on a side note...tickles the LCT....frumps neko in a big HUG....cuddlehugtackles fedor
ruffles Rads hair, noms pogos leg 4 more times!!!!.....ill be back before you know it
till then im almost a admiral!