Cherokee

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>-O........It was the dog!

Do not invite a lvl 30+ player if you are under 25,people dont like to babysit(well some might but I dont)unless they are a SG/VG friend or just a friend and dont mind.

Do not invite a lvl 50 player if you just made a toon and are in atlas

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LR: Mako did you eat the secret weapon. . .


. . . again?

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LR: Well I guess I'll have to follow him around for 3 days to get it back.

Hey very nice Mint.

Cant wait to hear more

There are WAY too many bugged npc's in CoV..its nuts. longbow/CoT/some Aracnos/ I can name more put its pointless.

Lord Recluse: Crap...hide under the bed moms home!

And dont play with your CoX to long...you'll wear it out

And maby go blind

If Im in a mish DO NOT SEND A INVITE, that is just way to damn dumb.

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Do not tell me that you think my female toon is "hot." Go make your own if you dig that kind of thing.

Do not stalk me across zones telling me my toon is "hot."

Do not stalk me across zones telling me my toon is "hot" and asking me if I want to "cyber"

When a female toon is dead and waiting for a rez, do not attempt to make it look like your toon is doing molesting things to her.

--Yeah, these have all happened to me. Grrrr...

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Thats just some dumb@ss little school boy that has no porn mags to jack from. Happen to me also.

It's down right retarded and show what kind of burntout inbreed people play this game.

And dont invite someone that is not looking for team when they are in a frikin mish!

Ghost Widow:So Lord Recluse what would you like to eat tonight?

Lord Recluse: I want my hossenfeffer!

Dumbys that say they have a toon higher than lvl 50

People that buy thier accounts and cant use the 50 on it, or the WS or PB.

I have lots more but I have ahead ache

Lord Recluse: Hey Ghost Widow, did you bring that ......cream......I need back with you? I'm starting to dig a hole in my costume.

Lord Recluse:Oh man someone put the wrong tape in the Night of the living dead case. Its Ghost Widow does Mercy island, Bah jezzzz.....MMMAAAKKKOOO!

Ghost Widow: You ok Lord?

Lord Recluse: I am so high right now!..... Did i just say that outloud?

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Mako walks up to a door, looking over his shoulder to see if he's being followed. He knockes gently.

Recluse: Who is it?

Mako: (whispering) Hey man it's Mako. Open up man I think the cops are following me.

No response comes. Mako knocks again.

Recluse: Who is it?

Mako: (whispering) It's..it's me man, Mako. Open up.

Recluse: Who?

Mako: (whispering) Mako, come on man I think the cops were following me!

Recluse: Mako's not here man.

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LOL Cheech and Chong

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Recluse: Can't we all just get a thong?

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Lord Recluse: Hey this was pink!..Who put all the damn bleach in the wash?!

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I grabbed a copy of the "Defender Issues" post a couple weeks ago and am working through it in my spare time. Considering the length of it, I will probably have gotten through it sometime in Janurary.

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Ya while your at it look at tanks and do something about them

Thx for the defender looking at tho.....for what its werth

Lord Recluse: Uh oh spaghettios

Lord Recluse: OK damnit! Who stole my Judas Priest albums!

Lord Reclusesays to Statesman)....Your father was a hampster and your mother smells of elder berries. I fart in your general direction, dont come back or i shall taunt you a second time.

Lord Recluse: Hey you got your chocolate in my peanut butter.

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LR: Hah! This will be my greatest scheem yet!

Recluse sets a bag of horse $!t3 on fire and places it infront of State's secret sanctum.

States: Holy crap! A fire! Put it out put it out!

States Man stomps the fire and the rest is history.

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LMAO

Lord Recluse: OK who bleached my pink panties white!!

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Lord Recluse walks into victoria secret

LR: Hmmm, this is fabulous looking but is it really worth it?

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LR walks into victoria secret

LR: I'll get this one for Statesman mmmmmm.

LR: These hobby horse directions are in japenese!

LR: Hey Mako! can you bring me aroll of tiolet paper please!