Captain_Photon

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rapthorne View Post
    Why?
    Because it's lame.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DumpleBerry View Post
    Posi waxes your bikini line.
    I think you misspelled "Anti-Matter" and "disintegrates".
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    as for Superman being used to standing there and taking it, they've addressed this in the comics and even in JLU as Superman's reasoning being that he takes a beating because he knows he can and that keeps the baddie's attention on him instead of squishy teammates and bystanders.
    Ha! He's actually tanking! Awesome. Thor does that in Avengers sometimes, too.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Forefinger_ View Post
    I don't guess this is a superpower, but it always bugged me that Peter Parker was gifted enough scientifically to design superstrong webbing capable of holding superpowered bad guys, cars up in the air and many other amazing feats. But other than the web shooters and the spidertrackers, we never really saw him do anything other than put on his spider suit and punch and web bad guys. That's cool and all, but I would have liked to see him with a belt full of gadgets that he invented to go along with his powers.
    He has done, many times; it's just that he usually invents something for a specific purpose (generally to beat a bad guy who's just thrashed his spiderass with a trick he needs to counter for the rematch) and then puts it away somewhere, or loses in the course of the fight. His innovations rarely become a standard part of his arsenal, because he likes to travel light - there's not a lot of room in that outfit for gear.

    (For instance, in Big Time, he develops a whole new costume that can redirect both light and sound around him, which is partly for stealth's sake and partly to counter the Hobgoblin's sonic attack, but then he only uses it for that "mission", as it were. In CoH he'd have gotten it from his contact when he accepted Go and fight the Hobgoblin again, and try not to lose this time. )
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BatFan View Post
    She can come to my fortress of solitude and uhmmm, do stuff with me anytime!
    But would you make her forget afterward? That's the real test.

    (For the record: No.)
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lycantropus View Post
    That's okay though, I really think that's a great idea and, no offense, will use a concept like that at some point while making it my own.
    Oh, no worries there. Please do.
  7. Captain_Photon

    How?

    He's there to pay the Hellions' base rent, obviously.
  8. What happened to Black Swan?
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Melancton View Post
    I am still waiting for the reasonable explanation as to why Lucas, knowing from the git-go that Luke and Leia were siblings, wrote all of that sibling smooching into his scripts.
    "To throw you off the scent" and "actually he didn't know that when he started, but he's not enthusiastic about admitting that now" aren't reasonable explanations? I mean, obviously they're pretty much mutually exclusive, but either one stands up fine on its own.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven View Post
    You can say that about this entire idea.
    True, but it's especially evident when you're dealing with Tech characters.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Megajoule View Post
    Though now that you mention it, I imagine a bunch of mercs fast-roping down into a cave via the same convenient holes in the ceiling that provide air and light. "Go go go!"
    ITYM "Hup hup hup hup!" HTH.

    (Anyway, for the record, I wasn't in any way claiming that the status quo is not preposterous. Only that I don't see the value in adding more such silliness just to counter something else that's already on the list.)
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Matrix_Dragon View Post
    Also, you rerolled Jen again I see?
    Nah, just recycled the ToV name on a different server.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by JuliusSeizure View Post
    The "shadows" of your character as they animate Hail of Bullets, Piercing Rounds and Bullet Rain used to be transparent and a light blue color. They are currently black and opaque, and look flat out terrible.
    Mine currently look like the generic "select body type" mannequin in the costume tool. Which is also flat-out terrible in this context; maybe worse, actually, since at least black-and-opaque might look like a questionable design choice instead of an outright graphics engine error.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Texas Justice View Post
    If you are not a VIP... (y)ou cannot hide them.
    Hah! Seriously? Lame. And completely understandable.

    But lame.
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Wing_Leader View Post
    Is there an Option to hide, or a way to at least move, those big honkin' Paragon Rewards and Paragon Market buttons?
    Yes there is. Toggles to hide both are tucked away somewhere in the Options window, along with all the "hide full salvage warning" and "hide other people's pets' response dialogue" and whatnot options. I forget exactly where, but it's not hard to find them.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Starsman View Post
    Wait... this actually hapened????
    Yup.

    Even the part about thinking that freaking people out by calling them on their cellphones from inside his brain was funny.

    I like some of Ellis's own stuff (Transmetropolitan, for example), but I've never yet seen him take on a house-owned character for either of the Big Two and not screw it up epically from eight o'clock on day one.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kelenar View Post
    They nerfed smoke grenade!! How am I supposed to farm Perez Park now?!
    It doesn't matter, they've capped aggro anyway.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Unfortunately, they've expanded on that with extremis and the whole "futurist" angle to make him uber 24/7.
    I thought Extremis was a big mistake at the time, and nothing has yet happened to convince me otherwise. After spending his entire career struggling to keep Iron Man and Tony Stark separate in his head, including a sort of "wilderness" period wherein he had to confront that very issue head-on and find peace with it, Tony suddenly ups and decides, "You know what, it's time not just to step across that carefully, painfully drawn line, but erase it altogether"? Next thing you know, he's building his armor into his bone marrow, getting all Lawnmower Man with spy satellites, talking to people through their cellphones while he's standing in the room with them, and just thinking it's funny that it freaks them out? And to do all that, he cheerfully assimilates and pimps himself out with a technology he didn't even invent?

    Um... well, no, actually, that's what we call getting it wrong on every level. Sorry, Warren, thanks for playing, but perhaps you could stick to your own original characters? You're clearly not cut out for this licensed property work-for-hire gig.

    That's the only reason why Civil War didn't break my old-timey Iron Man-lovin' heart - Extremis had already made me throw up my hands, post a note with my more seriously comics-following friends saying "wake me when they walk this crap back," and walk away, so I pretty much missed it entirely.

    So yeah, I admit I was pretty much thinking of "classic" Iron Man, not that you had any way of knowing that.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Well the point of the discussion is taking a look at a hero's crime-fighting effectiveness without their powers, regardless of the source, right?
    Technically, I would argue that Tony's power isn't so much the armor as his ability to invent it. This is not directly useful on the field of battle, unless that field happens to be in a well-equipped hardware store, but there you are.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kadmon View Post
    (there is something to be said for minefields)
    If you haven't yet, team up with a gravity controller sometime. A minefield plus Wormhole plus the leader-and-minions mob on an outdoor "defeat some dude and guards" mission equals deep, rich inner satisfaction.

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    None of the Judgement options are particularly amenable to this
    Well, it's an Incarnate thing, right? The whole Incarnate concept is designed to walk on whatever your prior origin story was, unless your prior origin story already happened to be "infused with the Power Cosmic by a nebulous semi-anthropomorphic godhead". It's lame, but it's the law.

    Quote:
    Satellite Cannon - Ground-targeted Energy damage, shoots a colorable beam from the sky; Core side does standard Judgement Critical, Radial does a DoT that has a chance to spread to other targets outside of the blast (like Disintegrate, but maybe doesn't cause the Disintegrate bonus to keep from pigeon-holing Beam Gun users), maybe Knockback as well.

    Orbital Bombardment - For-targeted AoE missile barrage, smashing/lethal/fire damage, with Core side gaining Toxic as well (With Judgement Critical tacked on, of course), Radial gaining Energy damage and a -Recovery (Think Rikti bombs).

    Air Strike - Think Tutorial and/or fighting Duray at the end of Sutter's taskforce. Ground-targeted AoE that creates a line perpendicular to your facing (that gets wider as you go up in rank). Does Lethal DoT, with an increasing Chance for Knockdown as you increase in rank to keep targets from fleeing as easily. Core Judgement critical in the form of bomblets exploding on the critted targets (limit 1 per customer to keep from being overpowered). Radial adds a Fire DoT proc, presumably for tracer rounds igniting the targets.
    The only downside I can see to these, offhand, is that they are just as preposterous as the conceits you're designing them to work around if, for example, they happen indoors.

    --G.
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    I'd say Iron Man relies on having the suit too much.
    That particular case is a little like saying racing drivers are too dependent on their cars to win races.
  22. Captain_Photon

    masterminds

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by genealogymaster3 View Post
    I thought you could, are there special power sets on the hero side? Just curious.
    Nope. The Archetypes themselves don't care what side you're on.
  23. Captain_Photon

    masterminds

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by genealogymaster3 View Post
    Do they have to be villains or does anyone play them as heroes?
    I play mine as a hero. I waited five years to play mine as a hero.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow View Post
    I still think you can do better with the shoes, though. Work Boots sort of work, but uni-coloured Cowboy boots seem to look better as dress shoes, at least in my opinion.
    Nah, he's supposed to be wearing heavy, slightly-out-of-place work boots. They're better for curbstomping Ratzis.
  25. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Nericus View Post
    Marvel and DC have completely lost it.
    Right now, Marvel seems to be doing a better job of picking up the pieces. I never thought I'd say that only, oh, five or six years ago, but such is the current whim of the Great Magnet.