BreakneckBecky
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I'm pretty sure we didn't order the grimdarkitydark shootemup birthday clowns this year
Unless Shecky did the ordering...then probably he did
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*pulls a lever releaseing a bajillion ribbons and streamers, party horns tooting as a HUUUUGE chocolate donut with candles on it rolls out*
HAPPY FEDORDAY! -
There can be only as many as we have enough coffee and bacon for!
*whiles around nerf sword in a deadly and very impressively fast display*
*presses the play button, taking sword display off fast forward, rewinds, and plays back a TRIPLE SPEED!*
Whoo...makes me tired just watching that.
*naps* -
GRAAARRRRRR!!!
*runs over Rebecca Black video with a blessed, flaming, silver plated riding lawnmower...repeatedly* -
*walks out of the kitteh door that was obviosuly in the lab door the whole time, glowing slightly and sending off random lightning zaps across the room*
Was the aetheric tranductive polartisation recipricator supposed to be on the floor like that Pogo?
Cuz it totally was when I got there.
Totally.
*ninjavanishes, but it's slightly less effective when the glow and lightning are clearly visible through the smokescreen, climbing up into the rafters to nap* -
*stuffs the puppeh house in the worlds largest toaster oven and sets to "toasty"*
*brings the dead woodstock up to Pogos lab, slipping through the kitty door*
<Place lots of flashing lights, menacing sound effects, crazy laughter and other sundry mad science-y effects here>
*comes back downstairs with Frankenwoodstock, releases into a FBBC, then climbs up to the rafters for a nap*
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*drags in a biiiiig package of contruction paper, sets it beside the hole, then sets up warning tape and sawhorses with flashing hazard light*
*takes a coffee break, followed by a 15 minute post coffee recovery break, then lunch, nap, elevenses, knitting break, post lunch pre dinner snack, and 32 smoke breaks (mostly involving setting random stuff on fire)*
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*sneaks down the the lounge where Pogos floor and bed currently resides*
*squoooshes under the rubble and puts inflatable hippity-hops under the mess*
*begins poinging on Pogos bed, bouncing the whole mess as it sproings higher and higher, while getting the duct tape for when it gets up high enough*
How could this plan POSSIBLY fail?
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*nudges a trolley full of iced coffee, fruit smoothies, donuts and bacon out from under the sofa, which is impressive since the trolley is a full sized streetcar*
*faceplants for nap since trolly pushing in this heat is somewhat tiring*
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*thorws the Larkerbunny a giant, stuffed glove*
Fedor made me do it!
*ninjavanish* -
*aims the lasers at various places in the audience while going over a ticket reservation list*
Also, I have nothing Pogo. *hides the sharpie and plans in a folder labelled "nothing here. you should go get a sammich" -
*gets a sharpie and crosses out the "WRONG" on the lasers warning sticker ("Warning: These are the WRONG LASERS. handle with care, or better yet don't handle")*
Nope
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Quote:Don't worry LCT. The Puppeh has brainweasels that keep him from getting most names right.Originally Posted by LongClawTiger
LGT? You have replaced me with another tiger? And one that is apparently still wet after going through the drier?
*goes to sit in the corner*
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*steps out of the dryer*
The things I do for the Rookery
*looks over at the puppeh*
*giggles and looks over at the Larkerbunneh*
OK. I feel better now.
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totally the puppehs fault!
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Quote:I'm pretty sure it's toast from Croatia. Or maybe a giant, evil pickleOriginally Posted by Blue Lava
*stuck wondering what a Gulit is. Can I eat it?*
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*comes waddling in wearing an oversized black robe and powdered wig*
GUILTY!
*smashes things with a gavel, giggling and yelling guilty until a pa runs over and whispers*
What...?
Not that kind...?
*Ninjavanish* -
ROAR!
*runs up to Tramontane and gives him a cookie*
Now he'll eat it, then need some milk, and the milk and cookie will make him relaxed and he'll take a nap and I'll declare victory!
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*runs through the pile o tribbles, flailing madly with a dozen balloons*
*hooks wires to the balloons, and connects them to a sinister looking device*
*Throws the switch, causing lightning to kerzappity between the balloons and generally act all 60's horror filmish*
*300 perfectly toasted bagels and one toasted choclate donut pop up*
*Ninjavanish* -
*sqeeps up the exploded NekoKitteh and pours on top of cheezburger*
*ninjavanishsplode* -
*scoots around driving a horse drawn cab that's both handsome AND dashing*
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*sneakity sneaks in*
*drops a box over a kangaroo, then wraps it up with some shiny paper, ribbons, and a big bow*
*ninjavanish* -
*walks into the Rookery*
Hiya everyone what's going on around h.
*Kersplodes*
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*peeks down from rafters*
That was exciting
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*walks in and withnesses the epic barbarianificated Rookery*
*ponders*
*ponders*
*ponders even more*
*turns into a giant snake*
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Quote:Hmmm...Originally Posted by Xanatos
The Rookery breaks rule #5 of your Forum Rules verbatim.
Specifically:
- Spam - this is considered to be repetitive posting of the same topic or text or nonsensical posts that have no substance and are often designed to annoy other forum users.
- Bumping posts in order to keep them near the top of the list is also prohibited. Likewise, the use of "/signed" posts and /jranger are not allowed in that they dont engender constructive discussion.
- Cross posting - As a courtesy to others before beginning a new thread, please look to see if an active thread on that topic has already been established using the Search feature. If so, place your comments there instead. Multiple threads on the same subject clutter up the forum needlessly and many good ideas may be lost. Use the Search link to keep discussions about one topic to one thread only.
I understand moderation of community forums requires a degree of leniency as nobody enjoys heavy-handed moderation. But please either enforce all of your rules or enforce none of them. It's a bit unfair to pick and choose like you are doing.
for the description of Spam, the Rookery. has several recurring themes but is no more mindlessly repetative than any other post likewise being spam because it's all about CoH. and While the Rookery. is indeed nonsensicle, it's nosensicle in a community building way (as demonstrated by the creation of the rookery global channel, a few dedicated SG/VGs and numerous TFs and missions over the years)
As for bumping, adding anything (including silliness that adds to the creative improv that is the days theme) =/= a bump or /jranger.
And finally, as the Rookery. theme changes on a daily basis (aside from the weekend post which covers saturday and Sunday) the posts aren't duplicates of the same topic.
So while you may see rules violations, I am unable to agree, and apparently the mods have been generally agreeing with my interpretation for a number of years so far.
However, it was a very well formed, coherent, and well thought out critique. Thank you.