Rookery Barbarian Weekend!


BreakneckBecky

 

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GRAAAA! Bring your axes and ale, your wenches and tales of conquest! This weekend the Rookery goes barbarian!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*comes in wearing a pelt and wielding a battle axe and a scimitar*

ALE I want ale now!

*smashes a donut over fed's head*

Go get me ale now bar wench!








 

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I'm a barbaric warrior!

*Collapses in a little heap, knocked out by a donut.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Ah crap the mighty sackman is down!

*opens box of donuts under the lil' barabrians nose to try to bring him 'round*

Stupid day old donuts are harder then a rock sometimes...


 

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*kicks the door in and tosses her mane of fire red hair. Light glints off her chainmail bikini as she strides towards the bar, one hand resting easily on a well-used sword*

Tavern keep! A saucer of milk, and make it snappy!


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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brings the milk...yeesh how did i get stuck with bartender part


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*Staggers to his feet.*

At least you didn't get clobbered by a donut.

*Tugs on Larker's ears and leaps onto the bar.*

Puppehtender... ummm... bring me a fresh donut!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
*kicks the door in and tosses her mane of fire red hair. Light glints off her chainmail bikini as she strides towards the bar, one hand resting easily on a well-used sword*
*passes out*


 

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*grabs Larker the Barbarian Bunny and gives him a shake*

To much ale and wenching there? I wouldn't think you would be that much of a wimp to pass out at the mere sight of Red Neko. Not that you could handle me anyway.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
*grabs Larker the Barbarian Bunny and gives him a shake*

To much ale and wenching there? I wouldn't think you would be that much of a wimp to pass out at the mere sight of Red Neko. Not that you could handle me anyway.
rofl


 

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Well he is a bunny after all, not like an alligator or anything.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*Peers out of his scroll repository, a stylus tucked between his teeth and a clay tablet in hand*

Filthy backwards savages.

*Replaces the cloth covering of his scroll repository and returns to his scribings*


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

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Methinks we should get some super soakers full of ale and go give Tram a shower.


 

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*Hands Larker ye olde super soaker, takes one for himself and kicks in the repository door!*

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*goes in with Fed blasting away*

Hey Fed does this remind you off alittle Vincent Vega/Jules Winnfield action?

Muahaha take that icecube !




 

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*walks in and withnesses the epic barbarianificated Rookery*



*ponders*

*ponders*

*ponders even more*



*turns into a giant snake*



*takes a nap*


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