Rookery construction weekend
*Jumps up out of a deep sleep, in his sheets*
Good gawd whats goin' on here!!!!???!!!
My room was put together fine!! it was the rest of the place that was substandard, sackboy!!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*puts on a hard hat, sits on a high girder and starts making comments on all the chicks that walk by*
Woo hoo baby! Shake those tail feathers! Those drumsticks are looking pretty tasty honey!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Uses the dozer to push PogoPogo's bed through the gaping hole in the floor.*
Clear a path! Come on Neko, coffee break is over.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*teleports up by neko with coffee, bagels with cream cheese, and recess peanut butter cups*
I think this might be the safest place today...peanut butter cup?
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
MY BED!!!! JUST FIX THE HOLE YOU MADE!!!!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*sneaks down the the lounge where Pogos floor and bed currently resides*
*squoooshes under the rubble and puts inflatable hippity-hops under the mess*
*begins poinging on Pogos bed, bouncing the whole mess as it sproings higher and higher, while getting the duct tape for when it gets up high enough*
How could this plan POSSIBLY fail?
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
You can't hide forever, puppy...
Try as you might, you CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.
*Has nothing to do with any disappearing supplies or equipment from Fedor's construction work, no he does not.*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Begins stringing yarn back and forth across the hole.*
Ok, first we gotta cross brace the head beam here to make sure the subsidence doesn't cause a crack in the main line.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Begins stringing yarn back and forth across the hole.*
Ok, first we gotta cross brace the head beam here to make sure the subsidence doesn't cause a crack in the main line. |
... err, I mean...
*Cackles and giggles and whispers ominous threats about the Puppeh*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
you're using YARN?????
JUST GO AWAY!! I'LL FIX IT MYSELF!!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
The yarn is just the first step! We have to have a base for when the construction paper arrives. It's perfectly safe, it's CONSTRUCTION paper. Construction project, construction paper.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
the yarn is just the first step! We have to have a base for when the construction paper arrives. It's perfectly safe, it's construction paper. Construction project, construction paper.
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................gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
By the way, hallo PogoPogoIceMonsterBeckyNinjaPixieKittehNekoDaKitte h
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*drags in a biiiiig package of contruction paper, sets it beside the hole, then sets up warning tape and sawhorses with flashing hazard light*
*takes a coffee break, followed by a 15 minute post coffee recovery break, then lunch, nap, elevenses, knitting break, post lunch pre dinner snack, and 32 smoke breaks (mostly involving setting random stuff on fire)*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Begins dragging the construction paper out onto the yarn, securing it in place with scotch tape.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*goes online and orders some Impervium sheets..REALLY thich sheets of Impervium!!*
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Waves his sonic spanner at the construction paper and yarn floor a few times.*
All fixed! The bill will be in the mail.
*Hopping in the dozer he pushes the old floor, along with Pogo's bouncing bed, out the back door.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Oh man this was a funny thread ... Thanks for the laughs!
Ok... since PogoPogo apparently used substandard bolts on his floor... we have to make repairs. Clear a path, construction gear coming through.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)